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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Pffft, as IF he'd go to heaven... :twisted

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
:P

That's what I said, still...


"Some argue that he died of a heart attack from disappointment after hearing that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service. "

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I heard he had the heart attack when he found out that NAMBLA was going to kick him out because they couldn't figure out if he was the M or the B, and as such was a pain in the ass to set up appointments for. :black

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Still, it's a shame Jackson died before he could finish his book, The Ins And Outs of Child Rearing

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Seriously though, I thought it would be the funniest/coolest thing that ever happened in the history of ever if, at his funeral, his skin melded back to being black. :black

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
He actually died from food poisoning. He was eating 12 year old nuts.

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
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Pffft, as IF he'd go to heaven... :twisted

There are no discrepancies in the christian religion dealing with pedophiles. Maybe rape and homosexuallity, but nothin dealing with pedophiles.



... so the point of commenting was?

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Jacko liked little boys.

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
... No no, fairly sure we all know exactly what pedophiles are.

I meant you mentioned rape and homosexuality, both things he partook(lol, massacred that word) in. Thus the statement was valid, and your's really only backed it up.

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
RUN CHILDREN! RUN!!!!


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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
Lime wrote:
I assumed there was another jab being made a pedos, as there are always is with people who misunderstand what a pedo is.



Pedophilia-a sexual preference for children, boys or girls or both, usually of prepubertal or early pubertal age.

That is pedophillia by Medical definition to know whether you are a pedophile or not is whether these criteria fit into you
A. Over a period of at least 6 months, recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving sexual activity with a prepubescent child or children (generally age 13 years or younger);
B. The person has acted on these sexual urges, or the sexual urges or fantasies cause marked distress or interpersonal difficulty;
C. The person is at least age 16 years and at least 5 years older than the child or children in Criterion A.

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Post Re: What did God say when he heard Michael Jackson was dead?
WHAT!?!?

although I did look for the exact definition

everyone knows that pedophile means who has a sexual preference for children

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