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Funny FH Quotes? Post them here.
People say random and stupid crap all the time. Sometimes they say something funny without meaning to and other times they try to hard and fail. But this thread is about those quotes that you think are funny, even if they weren't meant to be. First quote of this topic will be from Haz. Quote: Godamn stupid people like you piss me off. Faggots are a kind of meatball made from meat off-cuts and offal, mainly pork
This one made me laugh and actually taught me something new. Hahah... Who wants to try a faggot?
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Re: Funny FH Quotes? Post them here.
Quote: "The dictionary is just random words in random order in book form" Shocksock
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psychokittyboy
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Josh Josh: Quote: My impression of an East German woman: Kiss me or I crush you!
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Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
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Hanzo wrote: Germany should construct a giant penis and push it in and out of Dutch land weekly.
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Desmond
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I'd sell my penis for science. Who said that?
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psychokittyboy
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Yup, that one was me. However, I forget the context. "Shock, you're the fuckin villiage idiot" -pkb The first time anyone called him the villiage idiot, circa 2006
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Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
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"I never thought Id give rape as a reward" - Bubba
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Rem
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YomToxic wrote: Gudensåterkomst wrote: It is like you want me to stuff my balls down your throat, is this your goal? You'll have to wait until they drop.
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Orange Juice Jones wrote: Oh fuck off
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psychokittyboy
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I got nothin.
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Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
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KingGMY
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This one is from Yom-senpai: YomToxic wrote: Parpol is multiplying!
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I still like my own quote "Sometimes I wish I were a kitchen. Maybe then women could understand me better."
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Rem
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It is on the front page.
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Orange Juice Jones wrote: Oh fuck off
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KingGMY
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Got another one cause I can! Rem wrote: You just want us for our nice tits.
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Quote: "Cuntgrabrelations" me
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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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psychokittyboy
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That was fucking stupid. You should feel bad.
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Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
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