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She can Cock Block rapists :O

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Holy shit, here we go again, i'll tell you the same thing

LEARN MARTIAL ARTS, you are on your own! I had to learn it the rough way
On your sis, she wants atention, and is desperately calling for so.

Also be carefull, there's a nice lesson i learned, Don't send people to jail thats going to come out next day.
Why not? Heres a short story

I walk at night in a non-so-good neighboorhood wich i live in, i never had trouble, but suddenly two people confront me to give them my money, cellphone and stuff (i had 10$ and my cellphone is a shit, Seika can tell you about it) as usual, my answer is "no, i've got nothing"
They were around 17, just like i am (Tough, the "friend" was younger, 15'er like).
One starts showing off a knife, I say him to leave me alone, then he says something that really, really pisses me off.
I start leaving the place, they catch up, by then i already felt that warm feeling down your throat to your chest...
Said to him to get the fuck out before i get the knife in his ass and sick of the situation i did not try to leave anymore.
I Broke his hand, and the nose of his friend, "friend" who escaped the escene when things got bad for them. I felt so tempted of really getting the knife in his ass... But im not really a bad person, at least i think im not, so i call an ambulance and i leave the place, after robbing him. (I didnt say im an angel)

Now, the funny thing:

Some time later, guess who shows up? Same guy looking for revenge, and the suprise, he had a gun.
Lucky for me, most illegally aquired guns here just suck so bad they dont even fire, or they have a delay.
As said, gun didnt work, yet i almost craped my pants, i never was so frightened (almost). When i saw it didnt worked.... oh.. ho.. ho.. Out on the train station i scared the fuck out of him like if i really were going to kill him, but i just dont have the guts.
I waited for the train to come then i broke his leg and left him in the trainrail (Seika i hate you <.<) i dont know if thats spelled right... Anyways time was more than enough to get out of the way, but he was scared as fuck so point made. I told him if i saw him ever again i would kill him.

Haven't seen him yet, but i wont ever forget the gun pointing at me, that could have been the end.

Sorry for crappy english, again.


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You're a fucking Queed :evil

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What the hell is a Queed? :l

Main lesson is: Dont do that with a guy thats gonna be free at the next day. I dont know about the laws there but here minors cant go to jail, so yeah, we do have shitloads of underaged thieves. Calling the police is just pointless


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Its a term for French Canadians since they live in Quebec, but you arent a French Canadian =[

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Aner lives in Argentina Junk.

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Mad Scientist Espada the evil counterpart to my favorite Bleach character. This guy is win.

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:P Thank you


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