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(Note: It literally took me five minutes to type the title of this topic as I've been drinking Jaeger + Monster (the Dirty Jaeger Bomb) since about 2 in the afternoon)

Anyways, a few years ago, when my brother was in college, apparently he was at this Halloween party where some chick arrived dressed as Lil Bow Peep with her boyfriend dressed as a sheep. His costume was just a t-shirt and jeans covered in cotton balls. When they arrived at the party, one of the guys said to the guy dressed as a sheep "Dude, you're going to catch on fire." Well, my brother and his friend were up all night doing "coke", and at about 1 a.m. a bunch of alarms started going off. Sure enough. the dude dressed as a sheep had gone out to smoke a cigarette and one of the hot ashes caught his costume. He burst into flames and they ended up having to call an ambulance.

The moral of the story: If you're gonna dress as a sheep, try to use something other than cotton-balls to cover your body.

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Almost a Darwin Award, almost.

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