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Oh my god JC...A bomb!

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This little girl survived here for days on her own.
Well why don't you put her in charge?!

What do you think we should do?
Get on the drop ship, return to the (forgot the name of the big ship), and nuke the sight from orbit.
Fuckin' A!

We're screwed man! We're screwed! It's game over man, it's game over!

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GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

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Did you guys know that if you watch rambo backwards, Sylvester Stallone brings people back to life with his magical machine gun?

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Ever seen the back of a 20...ON WEED?! There's some fucked up shit! There's a guy in the bushes! Does he got a gun? I don't know! Wha--what's that? Red team go! Red team go!

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Hey, want some of this milk?
Um, that milk belongs to that classroom.
Well they wouldn't have to know. It could be our milk.
No milk...will ever be our milk.
What about you sideburns, you want some of this milk?
I'd rather have a beer.

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You like sex AND money? you're really freaking me out.

Alright, says here you talk like a fag annnnnnd your shit's all fucked up, and that you're like, retarded or something. But hey man, no big deal. My brother's retarded, and he runs a law firm.

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I think I ran out.

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I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off attitude. And I don't like you, jerk-off.
........I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Hey, we're lookin' at this the wrong way. He's a sailor. He's in New York. We get this guy laid and we've got no problem!

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You...You... gr-grow up and ha-have lots o-of ba-babies.

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You'll have babies! FOUR HUNDRED BABIES! Give Power Thirst to your babies and make them run really fast! They'll run as fast as KENYANS! When people see them running they'll think they're KENYANS! And then they'll race against actual KENYANS! But there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!

When God deals you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!

You'll win at everything forever! RUNNING! SPORTS! WEDDINGS! ARSON! AND ART!

BEAR-BLASTING! A sport you'll invent because you'll be too energetic for normal sports!

HUMP-CATTING! Similar to Bear-Blasting.

You'll be so fast that Mother Nature will be like "Slooooooooow doooooooown." But you'll be like "FUCK YOU!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

You'll feel like a fighter jet made of BICEPS!

New flavors like Manana, Fizz-bitch, and GUN!

Side effects include GLOWING SWEAT! Use your sweat to fuel SWEET RAVE PARTIES!

Power Thirst! It's like crystal met in a can! It's crystal meth in a can! POWER THIRST IS CRYSTAL METH! May contain Anna Kournikova.



Wht do you mean "Ueh?" I don't like spam!

You ugly-faced, butt-sniffing, foul-mouthed pervert!
Look, I came in here for an argument!
Oh! Oh I'm sorry, this is abuse. Argument is right next door.

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SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE.

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My home! My beautiful home burned down! How could this have happened?!
That's a very good question.
Ahh, there's where I left my cigar.
That just raises even MORE questions!

Argh, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress.

Too late I realize my children are the real treasure. *BOOM!*

They keep force feeding us chickens and making us poop all day!
I thought all you did was eat and poop all day anyways.
True, but I was pooping on my own terms! Not like this...

Become a witch? Yeah...yeah I could do that! But only if I get to hurt people and not just dance around naked at the equinox!

No, you can't stay! Now clack your heels and go back to your filthy, poverty-stricken, dirt-farming aunt and uncle!
Oh...alright. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like-I WANNA BE A WITCH!

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My home! My beautiful home burned down! How could this have happened?!
That's a very good question.
Ahh, there's where I left my cigar.
That just raises even MORE questions!




The memories...




That was the saltiest thing I ever ate! And I once ate a big ole' heaping thing of salt!

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Narrator: Rising from the split-ends of society to protect the peace and freedom of hair everywhere, he is BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo, the Greatest Hero hairkind has ever known! Okay, well, maybe I'm exaggerating a little. Okay, you got me. He's not a hero at all.
Bo-BoBo: But, admit it -- I'm heroish.
Beauty: FUNNY, YOU DON'T LOOK HEROISH!
Narrator: Something about this show isn't kosher.
Beauty: KOSHER?!!
Hagen: Hi-yah!
Bo-BoBo: Fistful of Armpit Hair!
Narrator: Fate brought Bo-BoBo and Beauty together, and their frolicles through the folicles have just begun. However, Pickles has been written out of the series forever.
Narrator: Poor guy, he's green with envy.
Pickles: I GOTTA GET ME A BETTER AGENT!
Don Patch: No more puns...

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