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Re: Favorite Lines
And I'm runnin! Through states in two steps or less! Through the oceans and don't even be gettin' my nuts wet!
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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D-FireX
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Re: Favorite Lines
I see dead people...
Where there's a will I want to be in it.
I wonder what's for dinner?
You have the ring... and I see your shwartz is as big as mine.
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum.
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!
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psychokittyboy
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Re: Favorite Lines
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!
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Bubba wrote: PKB's accent is... awesome and.. surprisingly sexy.
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Re: Favorite Lines
Mom! Not every black man is going to try to rape me!
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Kami
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Re: Favorite Lines
CARPET STAIN?
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Hammm
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Re: Favorite Lines
"I was the turkey all along!" "Yes, I was wondering where that turkey came from...anyways, GIR I need you to watch the containment field" "ME! I was the turkey!"
"Let's turn that homophobia into a homophobi-NO!"
"GIR, your waffles have sickened me. Fetch me The Bucket!"
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Dark Jester
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Re: Favorite Lines
Self-termination? I gotta tell ya, it's a sin in the eyes of the Robot Church. WE DON'T NEED ROME TELLING US WHAT TO DO!
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Re: Favorite Lines
So remember kids, Mr. T says if you drink your schools, stay in drugs, and don't do milk, you'll grow up big and strong like me!
Ya know, repeated exposure to drugged milk can lead to serious side-effects... Oh yeah? Like what? Well for one thing, severe lactose intolerance! (Mr. T, passed out, farts and mutters to himself)I don't like cheese...
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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Dark Jester
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Re: Favorite Lines
The great cucumber rose from the sea, blinking and blinking at Rolf like a sandwich!
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psychokittyboy
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Re: Favorite Lines
[puts a cup under a cows udder and squeezes it]
Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice!
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Re: Favorite Lines
Connery: I've got to ask you...about the penis mightier. Trabek: The what? No...no, that's "The Pen is Mightier". Connery: Dussy it up however you want Trabek, what matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man? Trabek: It's not a product... Connery: Cause I've ordered products like that before...wasted a pretty penny; I don't mind tellin' ya. And if the penis mightier really works I'll order a dozen! Trabek: It's not a penis mightier...there's no such thing. Cage: Wait wait wait.....are you selling penis mightiers? Trabek: No I'm not. Connery: Well you're sitting on a goldmine, Trabek!
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meldecite wrote: ahhh i wait for the day someone can get me off.
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psychokittyboy
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Re: Favorite Lines
Best skits ever...
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Re: Favorite Lines
Trabek: So let's see what you all have. We'll start with Mr. Cage...and your podium is gone. Cage: I don't know where it went, I'm confused! Trabek: You've lost your podium - you know what? I don't care. Ms. Flockhart, you wrote done: nothing. And your wager: nothing. Flockhart:.....the pen was too heavy... Trabek:...fair enough. And now, Mr. Connery. You answered...well, I guess that's your wager, a buck, fine. And your answer: futter. Buck Futter. I don't...I don't get it. Connery: Ohhhh, I think ya do Trabek. I think you do indeed! Trabek: Well that's all the time we have for - Connery: BUCK FUTTER!
Connery: That reminds me of a riddle. Trabek: I don't want to hear it. Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget how it ends but your mother is a whore!
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psychokittyboy
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Re: Favorite Lines
You have me watching it again.
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Re: Favorite Lines
Heh, don't know what made me look'em up...I was up till fuckin' 6 in the morning last night, got to that special kind of loopy where you start thinking of random funny crap from the past, so I went to hulu and started watching celebrity jeopardy.
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