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Pantsman
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 Happy new year!
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ValTheMonster
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Re: Happy new year! more interesting
"it was there for a year before his parents found out"
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Kami
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Re: Happy new year! How did his parents notice?
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ValTheMonster
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Re: Happy new year! "60 foot penis"
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Dark Jester
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Re: Happy new year! Maybe it's the fact that I've been completely wasted since 11:30 this morning, but I found that to be fucking hilarious. Fucking old-school high school humor.
Interesting side story: Back in high school my school used dry erase boards instead of chalk boards. Each board had 2 sliding dry erase boards that covered half of the board itself (so essentially it was like having 4 dry erase boards in one) As a joke, on of my class mates in a spanish class drew a penis on the "top"most board that continues on the "middle" board. When the "middle" board was pulled out from behind the "top" board, the drawing continued so it looked like the penis was growing.
The teacher of this class, rather than getting upset, just went along with it. Drawing pubes on the sack with each pube-line underlining one of the word's conjugated forms. And when we reached the end of the lesson, he drew a bunch of lines coming from the tip with the words "Preterit Tense" in the middle of the lines.
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Pantsman
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Re: Happy new year! Dark Jester wrote: Maybe it's the fact that I've been completely wasted since 11:30 this morning, but I found that to be fucking hilarious. Fucking old-school high school humor.
Interesting side story: Back in high school my school used dry erase boards instead of chalk boards. Each board had 2 sliding dry erase boards that covered half of the board itself (so essentially it was like having 4 dry erase boards in one) As a joke, on of my class mates in a spanish class drew a penis on the "top"most board that continues on the "middle" board. When the "middle" board was pulled out from behind the "top" board, the drawing continued so it looked like the penis was growing.
The teacher of this class, rather than getting upset, just went along with it. Drawing pubes on the sack with each pube-line underlining one of the word's conjugated forms. And when we reached the end of the lesson, he drew a bunch of lines coming from the tip with the words "Preterit Tense" in the middle of the lines. Awesome shit.
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Dark Jester
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Re: Happy new year! My new year's resolution is to hire a hooker at about 11:45, December 31 and have her give me a blowjob. So in 2011, I can officially say that the very first thing I did that year was cum all over some slut's face. 
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Desmond
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Re: Happy new year! Dark Jester wrote: My new year's resolution is to hire a hooker at about 11:45, December 31 and have her give me a blowjob. So in 2011, I can officially say that the very first thing I did that year was cum all over some slut's face. Sounds like a good plan.
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Pantsman
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Re: Happy new year! Desmond wrote: Dark Jester wrote: My new year's resolution is to hire a hooker at about 11:45, December 31 and have her give me a blowjob. So in 2011, I can officially say that the very first thing I did that year was cum all over some slut's face. Sounds like a good plan. Doo eettt
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linklonk07
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Re: Happy new year! He pussied out
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Kami
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Re: Happy new year! I have no presents to anyone this year but you can have this loli 
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Kami
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Re: Happy new year! Some pedo from another forum posted it. Sadly, according to his cool story he found it on 4chan.
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Desmond
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Re: Happy new year! To Aru Kagako No Railgun. It's a side-story to the To Aru Majutsu No Index anime, but obviously, this has more fanservice and yuri action. Found another one. 
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Kami
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Re: Happy new year!
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Parpol
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Re: Happy new year! thread win
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