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AT A DAMN TRAIN CROSSING! AS SOON AS I DRIVE UP, SOME PRICK COP DROPS THE BARRIER AND PROCEEDS TO SIT IN HIS CAR, WHICH BY THE WAY IS BLOCKING MY ONLY WAY TO TURN AROUND!

SO WHILE CARS BEHIND ME ENJOY TURNING AROUND, I'M FUCKING STUCK THERE!


I ENDED UP CUSSING SO MUCH EVEN THE COP REFUSED TO COME NEAR MY CAR!


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Or you could have grabbed your testicles, stepped out of your car, and respectfully ask the cop to move so that you can turn around. Problem solved. :P

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Both me and the other guy told him to do that, fucker wouldn't move :/

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Fair enough. I was just hoping that you hadn't tried the most obvious solution. That being the case:

Yeah, it fucking sucks to be you. :P

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If they weren't near their car, I'd rub my balls on their side view mirrors.

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If they were in California, I'd roll a blunt and blow the smoke right in his face. :twisted

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I'm texan, so I cussed and wished I had my .357

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"Yeah I'll take a bottle of Jack Daniels."
"Alright, here's your bottle, and here's your gun."
"You're giving me a gun? What, is that some kind of special you have this month or something?"
"Nope, Texas state law: buy some alcohol and you get a gun."

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*whipes tear*
God bless Texas

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If they were in California, I'd roll a blunt and blow the smoke right in his face. :twisted

VINTAGE DARK JESTER :cool

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Yes, God Bless Texas. With all those Mexicans nearby you're gonna need it.


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but mexicans are a blessing from god do they need double blesings or something

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