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Post To summon a Hammm.
Journal entry #172.
Occult Research and Development.
Department of Paranormal Investigations.

Discovered, by accident, how to summon the entity called Hammm.(See ancient codex 0172 and the ancient tablet recovered from someguyland for more information)

Place a piggy bank on a stable surface, and then call Hammm's name. After a few times, demand vore involving Hammm and said piggybank.

Here, a woman should be brought in, and upon the piggy bank, she is to swear fealty and complete obedience in all matters to the summoner. Thereupon, the summoner will then offer some DMT to the woman and begin to tie her up while she consumes the crystals.

If you have carried out the steps properly, the entity called Hammm will be called forth from the woman's bunghole. This usually results in horsecock, hammm sandwiches and rave concert music. Noted that purest possible DMT must be used in the ritual. Impurities will cause cocks to grow out of your armpits. THIS SIDE EFFECT IS NOT REVERSIBLE. Communicating with Hammm is often known to cause people to suddenly achieve a higher consciousness and mmnust sine off as rush is oncomingohshitlolololo&^Q%R@#*&^%@#*&@^%@

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Post Re: To summon a Hammm.
I can fap to this, but will I?


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Post Re: To summon a Hammm.
NexX wrote:
I can fap to this, but will I?


Kind of pointless to ask after you've already done it.


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Post Re: To summon a Hammm.
Your ridiculous ramblings have roused me from my slumber...now...what is up?


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Post Re: To summon a Hammm.
Oh... just trying to summon Hamm... wait a second... Have you seen Hammm person who looks like the person we are in fact looking for?


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