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Dark Jester
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 Pretty fucking funny. I've only returned because I felt like posting my recent topic in General Serious and ended up getting sucked into a topic here in spam. Upon reading a new article at msn.com the other day, I realized something that truly is FH spam-worthy...in that it's half-way disgusting, half-way hilarious. The article said simply that a new study revealed that dogs often imitate their owners in behavior and personality, even if the behavior might be detrimental to them...they just want to be like their owners since (in an ideal situation) they view their owners as the pack leaders. My brother has a Jack Russel Terrier. He got her as a gift to him and his wife from our mother one Christmas. Back then I was still delivering pizzas in the evenings. As my brother and his wife had normal work schedules, this meant that during the day I'd be watching the dog while they were at work...and in turn, the dog would be watching me. Quite specifically: the dog watched me strangle my dick countless times from being a puppy to being fully grown. These days, the dog is a CHRONIC masturbator. Seriously, she's ALWAYS humping stuffed toys (I even saw her humping the leg of a rocking horse my brother has for his baby son) as well as other forms of masturbation such as laying down with her legs spread to rub her pussy along the carpet. Seriously, it's like, all fucking day she does this. I never made the connection until I read that article, but I taught my brother's dog the ways of the selfsecks. 
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. It viewed you as its owner? Take that, your brother!
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Pantsman
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. And so, knowledge is passed on.
This is TRULY how civilizations are formed.
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ReinaHarden
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too!
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Pantsman
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! This I have to see.
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ReinaHarden
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. Nothing special... just World Domination Saturday.
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Pantsman
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. ReinaHarden wrote: Nothing special... just World Domination Saturday. DONT TRY TO HIDE!.
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ReinaHarden
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. I have no Idea what you mean! HUG? 
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Pantsman
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Read the first six words of what you said. Then, after a few seconds, read the rest of the topic.
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ReinaHarden
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. YomToxic wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Read the first six words of what you said. Then, after a few seconds, read the rest of the topic. I knew exactly what I was doing. 
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Read the first six words of what you said. Then, after a few seconds, read the rest of the topic. I knew exactly what I was doing. Cmon. Show me. =]
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ReinaHarden
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Read the first six words of what you said. Then, after a few seconds, read the rest of the topic. I knew exactly what I was doing. Cmon. Show me. =] Whatever do you mean?
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Pantsman
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Read the first six words of what you said. Then, after a few seconds, read the rest of the topic. I knew exactly what I was doing. Cmon. Show me. =] Whatever do you mean? ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Show me this. 
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ReinaHarden
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Read the first six words of what you said. Then, after a few seconds, read the rest of the topic. I knew exactly what I was doing. Cmon. Show me. =] Whatever do you mean? ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Show me this. If I show you I may have to kill you... with my boobs.
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Pantsman
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Re: Pretty fucking funny. ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: YomToxic wrote: YomToxic wrote: ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Read the first six words of what you said. Then, after a few seconds, read the rest of the topic. I knew exactly what I was doing. Cmon. Show me. =] Whatever do you mean? ReinaHarden wrote: I would have gotten with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! And their dumb dog too! Show me this. If I show you I may have to kill you... with my boobs. Why?. You said you knew what you doing!. 
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