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Post Peter Pan, the slave driver.
So once upon a time, there was a guy named Peter Pan. His job was to recruit children for his free child labor slave work camp, AKA Neverland. He would fly into childrens' rooms at night, addicting the children to coke (AKA offering them magical pixie dust that will help them "fly"), and whisking them away from their bedrooms in the dead of night while their parents are sleeping.

Upon arriving in Neverland, the children meet the rest of the Cocaine addicted free labor slaves, AKA the Lost Boys, who believe that they will remain children forever, which is somewhat true as the coke has drastically effected their Pituitary Glands, leaving them in a state of severely delayed puberty which they will probably remain in their whole lives. This had also left them quite sexually frustrated and they hold regular orgies in the "Tree of Friendship" or whatever the hell they call their Third-World-Country standard living quarters. That is, when they are not harvesting coke and making the cheap toys that you get at McDonalds with a Happy Meal. Yeah, those bastards are in on this too.

Theodore Hooker, AKA Captain Hook, a child labor reformer, has been long on Pan's trail for years, and regularly hosts missions into Neverland to recover the coke-addicted children and return them to their parents with the hopes that one day they will be able to lead at least somewhat normal lives. Alas, Pan has more lawyers than any Tobacco Company in existence, and Hook has always been reduced to failed missions to lure the children away of their own will.

This ploy had almost worked, but Pan was able to retrieve his coke vial, affectionately named "Tinker Bell", and the children were once again hooked on cocaine. They tried to take the children by force, but to no avail. The children were too strung out to feel pain or remorse and were able to escape. This was the closest the reformers got to saving those poor children.

Only 3 children have survived this Labor Camp and returned, refusing to share their stories with their parents or any other figures of authority. They were committed to an Asylum is December, 2008 after showing signs of severe Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.


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:O_O ..........

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I so gotta re watch disneys version of that one after reading this :D I HAVE IT ON THE SHELF!

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Oh my is it that time already? *RAPES EVERYBODY*

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TEH RAPE? TEH RAPE?????



Yes please :mrgreen

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Oh my is it that time already? *RAPES EVERYBODY*


It seems we have a female version of CrimsonBloodPheonix on our hands. :psh

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She is reborn!

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A new one, or a new-old?



DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

:shocksock :O.o :errg :mrgreen :mario

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Arisen it has in flames from its very ashes, like the mythical creature known by all.
Of course I mean the drenched in gasoline molerat.


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Pfft. molerats are fro pansies. Better using possoms.


FEAR TEH POSSOM :O.o

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I AM TEH SQUIRREL OF DEZTINEE BIZNITCHEZ!!! Unless the fortune cookie was lying to me again... freeloading bastard...

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STAY ON TOPIC :rawr :rawr :rawr :rawr

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Topic... topic you say. FUCK YOUR AND YOUR ORDER! THE BANANA KING DEMAND RETRIBUTION FOR THE GERZOG FLOUNDERING OF THE 25TH YOU PHILISTINE KNAVE KITTY BANGER!

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*RAPES REINA* .... ikr. unheard of

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*RAPES REINA* .... ikr. unheard of


*cheers you on, and gives you a bat. a real, flying wooden bat. with little cute wings from Disgaea*

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