CLS
PRINT "Enter a number, okay!!?" ,number

IF number = 1 then goto one
if number = 2 then goto two
if number = 3 then goto three
if number = 4 then goto four
if number = 5 then goto five
if number > 5 then goto error
if number < 1 then goto error

one: cls

print "you entered the number 1"

end

two: cls

print "you entered the number two"

end

three: cls

print "you entered the number three!!!"

end

four: cls

print "you entered the number four"

end

five: cls

print "you entered the number five"

end

error: cls

print "you entered a number that is not in range, jackass"

end

Oh clueless furball, why you still so lovably insane?

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thats python code

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Nah, that's actually qbasic. It's so f-in old I ran it in DOSBOX.

suddenly Simula

what?

I remember classic programming. I would slowly reveal shapes in a drawing based on their answers of Yes or No to their answers. The end drawing would tell you what kind of a person you were and you could only play once because it locked itself with save data. Every single full picture was a drawing of a dick and choosing yes or no just revealed a different part.

Ultimate Troll

Aw, im just a master degree troll trapping ppl into meeting up with eachother instead of me.

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Best Troll is someone who can trick people into destroying themselves. Of course that's just mean.

actually, i have an interesting way of trolling, see here


forbiddendragon18 (9:35:51 PM): -tilts head- how long have you been psychotically creepy?
animefuckhead (9:36:36 PM): since my mom tryed to kill me, it pretty much went in a twirl from there, intill i found it fun to be insane, so i sped up the process myself
animefuckhead (9:36:47 PM): locking myself in places for long peroids of time
animefuckhead (9:36:52 PM): putting myself in traumas
animefuckhead (9:36:59 PM): then i became... me
forbiddendragon18 (9:37:03 PM): o-o -eye twitchs with fear-
animefuckhead (9:37:23 PM): my moms in an asylum, im not
animefuckhead (9:37:28 PM): i probaly should be
forbiddendragon18 (9:37:31 PM): X_X not yet anyway
animefuckhead (9:37:40 PM): i will never be
forbiddendragon18 (9:37:53 PM): >.> ok
animefuckhead (9:37:53 PM): the government decided to experiment on my insanity
forbiddendragon18 (9:37:57 PM): o-o
animefuckhead (9:38:02 PM): to find ways to cure tohers of it
animefuckhead (9:38:15 PM): i told them they had to let me stay insane O.o
animefuckhead (9:38:22 PM): but they can go ahead and watch
forbiddendragon18 (9:38:39 PM): lol nice XD what sort of insane stuff do you do?
animefuckhead (9:38:53 PM): ever watch silent hill?
forbiddendragon18 (9:39:04 PM): mhmm
animefuckhead (9:39:22 PM): i tryed the manniquinn girl idea on dead corpses, it worked out well
forbiddendragon18 (9:39:37 PM): O_O
forbiddendragon18 (9:39:42 PM): that's creepy
forbiddendragon18 (9:40:22 PM): >_> if there's ever a zombie apocalypse you'd probably be the crazy one who is in control of the zombie hoarde
animefuckhead (9:41:18 PM): hmm, nah, some other dude is in charge of that serum
forbiddendragon18 (9:41:31 PM): oh ok
animefuckhead (9:42:03 PM): ive been telling him to let it run lose
forbiddendragon18 (9:42:15 PM): ummmmm no
animefuckhead (9:42:22 PM): we all have antidotes for it anyways in our section
animefuckhead (9:42:49 PM): so dont worry, no zomie presidents, just zombie yous
forbiddendragon18 (9:42:53 PM): I don't have an antidote, and if I end up a zombie your brain will be the first on my list
animefuckhead (9:43:09 PM): i highly doubt you could get inside my cell
animefuckhead (9:43:32 PM): its nice in here, i have all my demands met
forbiddendragon18 (9:43:34 PM): I'll relearn how to use a damn rocket launcher
animefuckhead (9:43:41 PM): um
animefuckhead (9:43:54 PM): highly secure section of goverment
animefuckhead (9:44:16 PM): designed to handle nucluer explosions
forbiddendragon18 (9:44:17 PM): >_> I will get to you
forbiddendragon18 (9:44:30 PM): no matter what I have to do
animefuckhead (9:44:44 PM): im highly sure youll be killed first
animefuckhead (9:44:53 PM): i would love to fuck your corpse afterwords
forbiddendragon18 (9:45:07 PM): >_>
forbiddendragon18 (9:45:08 PM): <_<
forbiddendragon18 (9:45:42 PM): do I have to be dead before you do that?
animefuckhead (9:46:46 PM): not exactly
forbiddendragon18 (9:46:55 PM): o.o
animefuckhead (9:46:58 PM): but i garentee youll be dead at the end
forbiddendragon18 (9:47:30 PM): -grins giggling and whispers- but isn't it better to have a live toy that responds to what you do?
animefuckhead (9:47:48 PM): i told you the government meets my demands
animefuckhead (9:47:58 PM): already covered



and


g0d (12/11/11 11:13:29 AM): YOU ARE SOMETHING
g0d (12/11/11 11:13:56 AM): fly, fly away to the waters of the underground till you explode!
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:15:26 AM): Huh?
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:15:58 AM): Don't speak in riddles
g0d (12/11/11 11:16:51 AM):
what do you think i just said... but wait, TAKE THIS

You have obtained a new item: Hippo!
g0d (12/11/11 11:17:34 AM): this is not a riddle, its pure, raw, fish-sliced, jungle-beaned, random
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:17:45 AM): LOL whut? Fuck to the hell yus
g0d (12/11/11 11:19:29 AM): now go off into your quest with bananas in your eyes and a table on your back, for you must go to the underground, so you can explode and give gummy bear goodness to all the catgirls down there!
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:20:19 AM): Wait....
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:20:24 AM): Gummy bears
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:20:34 AM): banana eyes.
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:20:49 AM): It sound slike
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:20:55 AM): albi the racist dragon.
g0d (12/11/11 11:21:30 AM): nope, your his brother......... freddie, the sexist moth
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:21:57 AM): Wait a sec >.> Sex Kitten Games?
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:22:01 AM): M'kay.
g0d (12/11/11 11:22:11 AM): jah
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:22:35 AM): Oh wait... your background
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:22:43 AM): it the same as my sister's mac.
g0d (12/11/11 11:23:49 AM): awesome, tel her to split this pineeapple in two with just a paintbrush, and then eat its soul.... the cats
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:24:19 AM): I wish I knew what you were saying?
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:24:25 AM): I thought I wa fucking random
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:24:33 AM): you put me out of business
g0d (12/11/11 11:25:13 AM): dont worry! ill buy your store... but i only trade in ducks!
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:26:27 AM): Duck head. My ex loves to make love to ducks. And yet never seemed to love mine.
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:26:34 AM): I made my duck uber pretty for him,.
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:26:38 AM): He till no want me.
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:26:45 AM): So I dumped the fucker ﷯
g0d (12/11/11 11:27:15 AM): i bet if you gave him powder he would flock to you like a rhino on pms
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:28:29 AM): I'm on my period ﷯
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:28:35 AM): That joke was unfunny
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:28:39 AM): Gimme your babies.
g0d (12/11/11 11:28:42 AM): can i drink your blood?
g0d (12/11/11 11:28:52 AM): ill turn it into bunnies!
g0d (12/11/11 11:28:57 AM): that fly!
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:29:01 AM): D'aawhs, how kawaii. Naw, aved for someone special
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:29:03 AM): *saved
g0d (12/11/11 11:29:04 AM): and drop atomic bombs!
g0d (12/11/11 11:29:20 AM): that explode into goats!
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:31:33 AM): That sounds cool carcass
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:31:49 AM): But you forgot about the bunney-eyed monster
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:31:54 AM): who steals bunny babies
g0d (12/11/11 11:32:31 AM): but what about the hulk faced polygon that constructs your depth!
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:35:03 AM): Excuse me, G0d.
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:35:13 AM): Why do you hate me?
g0d (12/11/11 11:35:35 AM): because your an inspiration for cooked eggs
unicorndust (12/11/11 11:40:24 AM): I marshmallow you


no, trolling doesnt always have to piss someone off

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as I said it's more to trick someone, not to piss them off.

you dont even have to trick someone sometimes

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In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory,[2] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[3] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.