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Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
Alright well we will see if I can continue to do this or if people even want me to. So far I have already posted the following:
I started taking a piss with the door open, my dog was walking by then stops and looks at me. I look at my dog. He walks away.
The phone rang. I reached for it. I stopped. God damn debt collectors nearly had me this time.
New material to come.
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:13 pm |
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Jewsus
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
Nexx said "the dog will from now on respect and fiercely defend your territory."
(don't worry now I have effectively killed that topic)
He fucking better. You talk from experience?
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:15 pm |
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NexX
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
Yep, ever since I did that I had to pee all over my girlfriend every day or the dog would go nuts every time she tried to go into the bathroom.
Now the question is, am I kidding? And if I am, to what extent?
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:24 pm |
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Jewsus
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
Tell me moar of this girlfriend and what she thought (or if it mattered) about the piss.
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:26 pm |
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
Stop abusing your poor dog. It's an animal. You're of a different species. Poor dog is traumatized by the sounds of it ;_;
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:51 pm |
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Jewsus
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
...............are you serious?
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:57 pm |
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
>implying dogs are among the few animals able to have complex emotions or even full self-awareness
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:57 pm |
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
Yes sir. For the love of god.
And they do have complex emotion and self awareness. Respect your animals. Save your penis for your girlfriend.
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:59 pm |
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Jewsus
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
..........yeah I remember the last time my dog saw a deer take a shit. He was never the same..............
fucking fucktards.
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:00 pm |
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NexX
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
CF confirmed for knowing shit about biology. But oh wait, you'll now say you're an expert on the matter and I'm FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED, right? By the way, it's sad to see a word as neat as "flawed" getting hurled around by monkeys like this
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
Yup. Every differing opinion means the person is a fucktard. You'll die a virgin my friend. Women simply dont like men like you.
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Jewsus
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
............................How does one get virginity back? and I'm not talking that "born again" bullshit.
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
Jewsus wrote: ............................How does one get virginity back? and I'm not talking that "born again" bullshit. You never lost your virginity, I will never accept that you did. And if you did it was probably with a hooker or a slut. Someone very easy.
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
>implying sex is actually important at all and not a nice plus on top a fulfilling relationship >implying it would be a problem to die a virgin
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:16 pm |
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Re: Jewsus's Random Pointless Story of the Day!
NexX wrote: >implying sex is actually important at all and not a nice plus on top a fulfilling relationship >implying it would be a problem to die a virgin
fullretard.jpg I appreciate this ^. If only I had realized it before I fucked a slut.
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:19 pm |
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