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| Author: | Zared Sabretooth [ Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Gotta joke for y'all |
So, there's a catholic preist, a jewish rabbi, and a baptist minister and they're all at the same fund raiser when it's over, and all the money is collected, they try to decide how to devide the money the baptist says "lets draw a circle throw it in the air and whatever money falls inside the circle we use for the lords work" the catholic disagrees and says "how about we draw a circle, throw it up and whatever falls OUTSIDE the circle we use for the lords work?" and the rabbi disagrees with them both and says "Why don't we throw it in the air and whatever the lord wants we let him take it" |
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| Author: | yellowrock [ Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
meh, kinda funny |
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| Author: | cluelessfurball [ Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
tl;dr |
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| Author: | F_JUNK_DUMP [ Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
Gay just like you |
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| Author: | Zared Sabretooth [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
clueless_furball wrote: tl;dr Short version: Catholics are greedy, baptists are greedier and jews are the greediest fuckers around |
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| Author: | EmoVan [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
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| Author: | F_JUNK_DUMP [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
Oh I get it |
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| Author: | Maikito [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
i get it but it didn't make me LOL at all...... |
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| Author: | Shocksock [ Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist. |
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| Author: | mangaman [ Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
not really funny |
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| Author: | Rem [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
Shocksock wrote: After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist. Those jokes are overrated. I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now. Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing. |
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| Author: | Abool [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
Remon wrote: Shocksock wrote: After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist. Those jokes are overrated. I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now. Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing. You so rarely get to use the good racist jokes though. Unless you live in the south. |
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| Author: | Rem [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
Abool wrote: Remon wrote: Shocksock wrote: After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist. Those jokes are overrated. I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now. Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing. You so rarely get to use the good racist jokes though. Unless you live in the south. And that's why rednecks don't need computers. Or internet. I'm in Canada, so I don't have that luxury. |
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| Author: | Rem [ Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
This may or may not be the first time "horrible racism" has been called a luxury. |
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| Author: | Zared Sabretooth [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gotta joke for y'all |
What' black and white and rolls off the end of a dock? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing. |
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