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 Gotta joke for y'all
So, there's a catholic preist, a jewish rabbi, and a baptist minister and they're all at the same fund raiser
when it's over, and all the money is collected, they try to decide how to devide the money
the baptist says "lets draw a circle throw it in the air and whatever money falls inside the circle we use for the lords work"
the catholic disagrees and says "how about we draw a circle, throw it up and whatever falls OUTSIDE the circle we use for the lords work?"
and the rabbi disagrees with them both and says "Why don't we throw it in the air and whatever the lord wants we let him take it"

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meh, kinda funny


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clueless_furball wrote:
tl;dr


Short version: Catholics are greedy, baptists are greedier and jews are the greediest fuckers around

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Oh I get it

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i get it but it didn't make me LOL at all......

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After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist.

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not really funny

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Post Re: Gotta joke for y'all
Shocksock wrote:
After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist.

Those jokes are overrated.
I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now.
Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing.

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Post Re: Gotta joke for y'all
Remon wrote:
Shocksock wrote:
After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist.

Those jokes are overrated.
I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now.
Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing.

You so rarely get to use the good racist jokes though. Unless you live in the south.


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Post Re: Gotta joke for y'all
Abool wrote:
Remon wrote:
Shocksock wrote:
After reading I now get it. Since money always comes backdown they keep it all but jokes that requier much thought are not usually that funny (it wasn't) which is why stupid things (knock knock) casn be so funny yet so simply and stupid. Oh and blonde jokes along with sexist ones and racist.

Those jokes are overrated.
I didn't find them funny when I was 12, I don't find them funny now.
Except for some racist ones, just because you can get really fucking bad with those. And I find horrible things amusing.

You so rarely get to use the good racist jokes though. Unless you live in the south.

And that's why rednecks don't need computers. Or internet.
I'm in Canada, so I don't have that luxury.

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This may or may not be the first time "horrible racism" has been called a luxury.

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