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Post Evidence Jewsus is a loser
1. He's said he spent 6 hours masturbating to porn making his dick all blistery. Apparently jewsus doesnt have a girlfriend and hasnt had one for a long time. Since no girl with self respect would ever open her legs to his ugly gnarled up cock. I mean fuck, who the hell masturbates so much that they make their dick all blistery? Losers, that's what.
2. He's immature, I believe he's 21 years old, but yet he acts like he's 16 most of the time, and if he really is 16, I'm sorry, but it's still hillarious.
3. Being a mod on a shitty forum like forkheads gives him a surge of self confidence. That really is pathetic. You can tell he feels better about himself with the way he types now a days. What's more pathetic than that?

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Post Re: Evidence Jewsus is a loser
1. A man who can masturbate that long is a god among men.
2. He told me to be open to change. And listen to you.
3. I gave him that pep talk. Gave him responsibilities.

Now why dont you try manning up?

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Post Re: Evidence Jewsus is a loser
I'm not a man, so how could I man up?

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Post Re: Evidence Jewsus is a loser
It wasn't blisters. :( It was just really red and friction burn-y. Don't worry it is still soft and beautiful and ready for you ;) . It's not self confidence you are seeing. I'm trying to handle things slightly more professional.............but honestly............fuck that. Sorry for going slightly gayer for a bit.

how is that ISP search going?

manning up is a phrase. It involves taking on responsibilities and handling your shit.

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If you're not a man, CF, you're the huskiest lesbian in the world. :P

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Honestly, I gave up. Google keeps feeding me lame ass Canadian ISPs that dont like porno for some reason. Atleast I assume they are Canadian because google tends to give you stuff that's Canadian first (if available) Generally, I am so depressed these days that I dont feel like doing anything.Though I guess I can give it another try today.

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If you're not a man, CF, you're the huskiest lesbian in the world. :P


what makes you say that, you herd my voice :twisted

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..................:D

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Reimi wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
If you're not a man, CF, you're the huskiest lesbian in the world. :P


what makes you say that, you herd my voice :twisted


Exactly!

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Post Re: Evidence Jewsus is a loser
um, i masturbated for 24 hours straight and neither my dick nor pussy had any problems

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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I last for like 15 minutes and then I cum and I quickly get bored, unless I'm really horny then I cum over and over!!!

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Welcome to loserville! Population, us.

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:D also use lube and you will be fine. <3

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I quit masturbating. Oh man! I never have sexual dreams ussually, but I'm probably going to wake up in a puddle one of these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lmao.

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