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The other day me and my friend where walking down a street and we saw a shop we never saw before. It said it had games on the front. We walked in and we looked around. and we saw that it sold manga, card games like magic and those crazy dungen and dragon games. My friend said we really should go. he said he had to get out of there because it smelled like serious BO. I said, I smelled that too and it also smelled like cum,.

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Maybe it's just that everything has the smell of cum to you. Extended exposure to stuff tend to do that.

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it smelled like cum. No where else smells like that.

Sometimes when I go to a bar some guys give off this trail of odour that smells like cum.

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See, it's just like I said, the stench of cum assails you in permanence. This means that you A-) Have cum dried up your nose B-) Should slack on fapping. C-) Both at once.

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my ejaculate smells like pussy

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Post Re: Something that happened randomly
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my ejaculate smells like pussy


Pussy smells like my semen. My semen smells like my semen. Therefore, your semen smells like my semen. Smells like my semen, feels like my semen, tastes like my semen; Vis-à-vis, you ejaculate my semen. Copycat :P


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I shave my pussy and give it lots of love.

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Riiight, I think I'll be leaving this topic now.

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Riiight, I think I'll be leaving this topic now.


Damn straight you're leaving. There can be only one who ejaculates my semen :x


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She's a girl. She tastes like mint.

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I don't think I'd ever do that, let alone be able to ^^"

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I thought you left this topic

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That was the intention.

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You taste like mint. I like the way you taste

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How would you even know?

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