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Steps to learning how to post on a forum.

The first thing you should do is find a forum to post in. To do this type in the address of the intended forum. Then register. The next thing you should do is read the rules. If you dont read the rules you might be brutally raped by a giant salamander.

You also should be able to operate a industry standerd Windows qwerty keyboard. And be able to contort yourself into a shape of a jumping hamster. another thing you should be able to do is operate a two button mouse. Now I'm not talking about your mouse you named bubbles which you feed pot now and then. I mean the plasticy thing, ussually with a cord and has a red light on the bottom, which plugs into a PS/2 or USB port on your computer. If you do not know what this is please consult the manual of magical
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The next thing you should do is find the thing that lets to make a new post. This is ussually labeled "topic" or "new topic". Before you post to a forum you should consider your audience.

What kind of people post on this forum? What do they like? Are there a lot of posts about slitting wrists and throats? My friend, you have ran into a emo forum. So if you're not already emo, you must slit your wrists and listen to linkin park.. the whole time, whilst slitting your wrists and bleeding everywere. Otherwise the forum demographic might not like you and shove five thousand dildos into your rectum and other
orifices.

The next thing you should remember, and I stress this : type in a language that everyone understands. This means use proper grammar, spelling and puncuation. Otherwise people will missunderstand you and think you're a n00b or a really hot asian nurse. You dont want anyone to think you're a hot asian nurse, because they might want you to come over to their house and give them enemas. If you do not know what proper grammar, puncuation and spelling is, please consult the helpful manual of magical mice herbs. For it will tell you absolutely everything you need to know about that.

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raped by giant salamanders? that reminds me of a pic i saw once...
*is considering posting it*


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raped by giant salamanders? that reminds me of a pic i saw once...
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DO IT FAGGOT WE NEED TO SEE SALAMANDER RAPE PICS, IT'S LIKE THE BEST THING EVER AND MAKES ME WET WITH EXCITEMENT.

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omg fun times fun times

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raped by giant salamanders? that reminds me of a pic i saw once...
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pst it

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12/10 guide would read again.

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