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Post Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
So I've just cooked up some eggs, and I need salt, right.
I reach for the salt but I'm not sure if there's any salt left.

Ok, so here's where I go full retard.
I put the saltbox next to my ear to see if I can hear anything, and I start shaking it and at the same time I start pouring it down my ear.
I now have salt in my fucking ear; what the fuck, man! :x

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Just laughed out in the middle of my class. Fucking awesome.

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Enjoy your alternatively sharp and poor hearing, parpol. :errg

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The face is under a salt

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Post Re: Holy shit, what the fuck am I doing?
Oh my.. That sounds absolutely awful.! Not funny at all ! D<
Did you get the salt out of your ear~?

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Yes... *sniff*

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Yes I want to see you cry

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Did it hurt or.. did it feel weird ? D:

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I'm not crying!

*turns around and wipes my face.*
Just got something in my ear!

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POOR PAR AT LEAST IT WASN'T A THING OF ACID FROM CHEMISTRY CLASS NEVER HAD THAT HAPPEN BUT YOU GET THE IDEA

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That's why idiots aren't allowed to do science.

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HEY I ONCE POOR THE WHOLE BODDLE OF SALFUR IN THE LAB ACCIDENTLY SO YOU CALLING ME AN IDIOT :(

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