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Post Dream Diary: Beach Paradize
I just woke up from the most wonderful dream! Man, this is the second dream I've had in 2 days straight that was awesome.
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Sex: Male
Age: 15

Me and my family is on a vacation in some warm country. We've just found our hotel and it is just by the beach. This particular beach is only 1 kilometer wide, but it has a lot of people, but not enough to make it hard to claim a spot. The water stretches about 2 kilometers before reaching the other side which seems to be a big hill full of houses, making it look like it's full of skyscrapers. There is a bridge to a few houses standing on pillars high up in the air, kind of like dracula's final tower in castlevania. Anyway, so my hotel has a balcony which is just above where the beach starts, so I could basically jump onto the beach if I feel like jumping 3 meters down.
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I made a quick drawing of how the balcony view looked like.

As I've just finished unpacking my stuff in the hotel room, I go out to the balcony and immediately spot two girls building a big sand castle. They notice me looking and one of them starts waving. I wave back, then turn around to head down to the beach through some stairs leading directly down. In mid stairs I meet the two girls who apparently had decided to come up to my place. Close up, I notice that they're really cute. Both girls are blonde, and both are also about 1 dm shorter than me. My guess would be that they're both 14 years old. The girl who waved has set up a short pony tail that reaches down to her shoulders. She's wearing a black bikini covering up her A-cups. Her body is quite petite. Let's call her "Blondie". Her friend, I didn't pay much attention to at this time. She never said anything, so let's call her "Background Blondie"

"Do you live here? This place looks sweet." The blondie says. I nod and say "Yep. I just got here, though. This is my first view of this place. It looks awesome." "You bet it is!" The girl responds, putting her hands on her tiny hips. "We've been here for about a week now. We've seen most of the place, except for the-" She is interrupted by someone yelling at us. "There you are, sis!" A loli appears from behind Blondie and Background Blondie. It is yet another blonde girl, but this one, about 7 years old. She has short hair, reaching about halfway down to her shoulders, and a big yellow rosette. It almost looks part of her hair, making it look like she has giant cat ears. She's wearing a white one-piece bathing suit with lots of frills. Let's call her "Loli Frills". "Did you follow us? Where did mom and dad go?" Blondie asks. "They said you'd look after me for a while. They were going to the bubble pool and I couldn't come." Loli Frills says. "Perfect." Blondie says, maintaining her stance with her hands on her hips. "So, parent's are off to have sex, leaving me in charge. Just great." I can tell there is a bit of sarcasm in her tone. "Looks like we'll have to go another time." She says, looking at Background Blondie who nods. We talk some more until Loli Frills eventually drags them onto the beach to help build a sand castle of her own. I also head out to the beach, but I'm in an exploring mood. I do recall that my mother had asked me to find the nearest restaurant for us to dine at tonight, so I do that.

I start walking along the beach (see picture. I head to the left.) I spot what seems to be a restaurant, but as I head there, I notice a damsel in distress. A brown haired girl with at least D-cups. She seems about as tall as me. She has straight dark red hair, tall enough to reach her butt. She's wearing a white bikini with a blue flower pattern. I spot three guys holding her arm and she does not seem to like it. I'm going to assume they're forcing her off to somewhere to have their way with her. I run up to them and say "Let her go. Can't you see she doesn't want to be near you?" My adrenaline is pumping as one of them walks up to me and says "What? Did someone ask you? She clearly wants to come with us." He turns around and looks at the girl, who we'll call "Victim Girl". "You want to go with us, right?" He asks her. His friend grabs her face, forcing her to nod. "See? She wants to go with us, now beat it." He says, again facing me. "Bullshit. Let her go now, or else!" I say to his face. His friends let go of the girl who falls on her butt. They all side up in front of my. They're clearly more well built than me and could kick my ass in a second. "You're a persistent little fucker, aren't you?" The guy says, really close to my face. "You know what we do with little cunts like you? We.." I look at the girl who sits in the sand. It seems they broke her bikini top, so she must hold it in place. I try looking around the place for something blunt or anything. I can't find anything. I wave to her to get up and run away without the "Asshole Trio" (let's call them that.) noticing. She slowly gets up and backs off. "Are you listening, punk ass?" The leader of the asshole trio asks, before one of the guys noticing that the girl is no longer sitting near them. "She's getting away." One of them says. "Run!" I yell at her as kick a bunch of sand in the asshole leader's face and launch myself at the other two guys, grabbing their legs, making them fall over. The victim girl starts running, and manages to get away." I hold the two guys down for as long as I can but I let go as I receive a kick in the stomach. They all start bashing me until they're interrupted by a girl's voice.

"Freeze, fuckers!" A pink haired girl in a not too revealing two piece bathing suit yells. I'd say she's a C-Cup. On her right shoulder she's holding a giant bazooka, aiming it at us. "Let him go or I'll blow you to pieces!" She says. "You'll blow me to pieces too if you shoot that thing!" I yell. "Holy shit, that cunt is crazy!" One of the asshole trio says and runs away. The other asshole falls on his ass, making whining moans as he backs off on his four. The leader starts running too after he kicks me another time in the stomach. "Hey!" the "Crazy Cunt" yells and fires missiles after them, making holes in the beach everywhere, miraculously missing anything living. People around us run away and I am left alone with the "Crazy Cunt". I'm just going to call her that. "Defeated is the enemy, and the day is once again saved thanks to me!" She says, putting down her bazooka. "You could have killed half of the beach with that thing." I say in a shaky voice. I am almost more scared now than I was before she, dare I say, "saved me". "Can you stand up?" the crazy cunt asks as she helps me up on my feet. It feels like I've broken a rib from all those kicks, but I soon feel that I can breath normally and stand up without any problems. "It seems they beat you up pretty badly. Good thing there are people like me here to save others." She says. "(I'm the one who tried to save someone, though. You almost killed everyone.)" I mumble to myself before remembering the victim girl who managed to get away. I start wondering whether she made it to safety or they caught up with her, but I don't have to wonder for long, because just then she appears with a police officer. Looks like she fetched helped, although a little late.

The police officer pulls up his weapon, aiming it at the crazy cunt. "Drop the weapon" he yells, but rather than listening she leans over to me and say "well, work here is done. Don't get in any more trouble now, or I might have to save you again." and she then jumps up 2 meters into the air, onto a palm tree, then onto another one, and another one, making a ninja exit. The police officer runs after her. The victim girl comes running towards me, still holding up her top with her arms. "Are you okay?" She asks. Her voice is quite gentle. "Yeah, just a scratch." I say trying to act tougher than I really am. "I'm so sorry. I caused someone a lot of trouble." She says, sounding distressed. "Don't worry about it. Who wouldn't come flying to help a girl in trouble? Hell, even I was rescued by the crazy bazooka girl you saw earlier." She calms down. We talk some more and get to know each other, then walk to an ice cream stand and I treat her.

The story gets a little blurry after that, but I know I fuck the crazy cunt, the blondie sends me some pictures of herself without any clothes on, and I get a loli butt in my face. I also get a romantic evening with the victim girl on a boat, and go to a fair with blondie and background blondie.

This could turn into quite some visual novel/sim date/animation. :O.o
One thing is for sure, though.
This. Dream. Was. Fucking. Awesome.

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Post Re: Dream Diary: Beach Paradize
You lucky bastard. That's beautiful. I never remember my dreams, or when I do they're so fucked that I can't make any sense of them. I'm jealous.

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Post Re: Dream Diary: Beach Paradize
You should write down what you remember.
I've been writing dream diaries for a year or two now, and they're getting more and more lucid.
This one was so long, though, so I forgot much of the later half when writing the first half...

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Huh, alright. I can try that. It might be difficult to explain, but Ill try my hand at it when I actually remember one.

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Oh wait, I do remember something small. I was staring at myself in a mirror and amusing myself with a patch of hair that wasn't mine but looked similar that was growing out of my belly. It was thick and wavy, but it was more of an auburn colour than my own black/brown. It also was extremely out of place. I don't think I was that worried though.

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I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from severe homosexuality.
I suggest immediate treatment.

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Fuck, I was afraid of that. And still, I foolishly hoped it was something else. I hope its not too late...

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Don't worry. We have a qualified doctor and pediatrician. We just have to wait for him to get on.

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Oh good. I hope it doesn't take too long, I'm scared. Will I suddenly have urges to paint my house and wear fabulous sweaters?

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Medical Journals presents: Homosexuality, a Documentary

Not a bad title for a flash.

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Post Re: Dream Diary: Beach Paradize
Successfully communicated with Parpol's mind.
Logging results now:
Bitrate: 256Gb/s
Pass/Loss ratio: 204Gb/1Mb.

Error log: Lost contact with Parpol.
Error details: Parpol got aroused.
Error diagnostics: None.

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Also, I am a doctor. And... Remon...

How can I say this?

Um, you're pregnant.

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Fuck. I wonder for how long. Abortions are legal in Canada, right? I think so.

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I am not responsible for this child, nor am I taking responsibility.

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It's a healthy baby girl, and it's almost time to give birth. If you feel any contractions, or headaches, let me know.

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Oh, well, uhh, how late are abortions allowed? If they aren't, I can force newpurple to pay child support, yes?

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