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Name: The Guardians Description: Group of quality posters (see below) Founder: n0th1n Purpose(If There is one): Increase quality of posts on FH on all boards. Oppose those with terrible quality posts. Oppose those that threaten the smooth functioning of FH beyond acceptable limits (we determine what is acceptable).
Welcome to The Guardians
Our basic mission: Increase quality of posts on all boards, Combat/deter frequent terrible posters, sift out newbs for real members and help them become good posters, by whatever means we deem fit. Protect FH against any forms of outside invasion or other like disturbances by any means the group deems appropriate. This may be revised later.
Applications for membership should be sent to the leader and founder, n0th1n (myself). You will be expected to show: 1) A working knowledge of the English Language. Some lenience shall be allowed for non-native speakers. 2) A working brain. 3) Anything else at the leaders discretion signifying ability and suitability to carry out the mission of The Guardians.
A little about our history: During the Ottoman Empire wars, The Guardians, primarily n0th1n at the time, lead the valiant resistance against Ottoman Empire regime and their attempts to infiltrate and dominate Forkheads. With patience and great effort, the resistance was eventually successful and the Ottoman Empire collapsed. After that time, several other small attempts to sweep forkheads were made at various times under other guises, some of which The Guardians again became involved in the resistance of.
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Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:31 pm
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Re: The Guardians
This group was actually retty nice, sure, at the time I was probably its target enimie, but now Its pretty fucking cool
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Wed May 01, 2013 6:10 am
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Re: The Guardians
Too bad it doesn't have a purpose any more on account of us being starved for members.
There seems to be a trend of posts here once every two years.
Perhaps it is time to bring the Guardians back. I see much turmoil in the boards. Even the sacred Gen Serious has been defiled by topics not fit for it's purpose.
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Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:35 am
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Re: The Guardians
n0th1n wrote:
There seems to be a trend of posts here once every two years.
Perhaps it is time to bring the Guardians back. I see much turmoil in the boards. Even the sacred Gen Serious has been defiled by topics not fit for it's purpose.
Now, this... this I gotter see.
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Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:03 am
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Re: The Guardians
Also, I'd love to see some 'historical records of the Guardians'.
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Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:10 am
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Re: The Guardians
meh, I'm with remon, we need teh members, maybe just maybe we could start moving content and notify users why. I know sometimes I'm part of the problem, plus your signature is getting to me. I have to stop procrastinating. just cause I'm in china on bad nets doesn't mean I shouldn't make stuff.
I just feel unfulfilled, like if I can't post a lengthy update on game progress on all boards I have a thread about it on then I feel put-off working on it.
like the N64 zelda style push-block I made recently, to me that's big progress but because my ISP is on a spam server I can't post it on titan network forums in my project bane thread.
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Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:25 am
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Re: The Guardians
History of the guardians you say? I thought I wrote something like that up some time ago, probably long buried somewhere. Not a bad idea to do though.
joshex wrote:
I know sometimes I'm part of the problem.
You're pretty much all of it at this point and the main reason I think the guardians are needed again.
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Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:31 am
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Re: The Guardians
Gummy is worse than joshex for shitposting. joshex just posts in gen serious about things you don't think deserve to be there (in their presented form).
Do we even have mods right now?
Edit*: So we have LoF and Hanzo? (Hanzo should not be a mod. Seriously, he's never around.) *I learned this after reading gen spam, which I read last because it's arduous and kills my will to post. Therefore, an edit for this new information.
Damn, I'm gonna get scolded and deleted soo much now...
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Re: The Guardians
KingGMY wrote:
Damn, I'm gonna get scolded and deleted soo much now...
Just grab some popcorn and sit by the fire. I think n0th1n's gonna post the History of the Guardians.
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Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:21 am
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Re: The Guardians
n0th1n wrote:
I think the guardians are needed again.
And with that, he vanished. Just who were these mythical guardians? What was their story? What really happened in the distant aeons of time before history began?
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Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:42 pm
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Re: The Guardians
Rem wrote:
Gummy is worse than joshex for shitposting. joshex just posts in gen serious about things you don't think deserve to be there (in their presented form).
Do we even have mods right now?
Edit*: So we have LoF and Hanzo? (Hanzo should not be a mod. Seriously, he's never around.) *I learned this after reading gen spam, which I read last because it's arduous and kills my will to post. Therefore, an edit for this new information.
I'm also a mod, well, kind of a supermod, somewhere between mod and admin.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Wed Dec 30, 2015 7:42 am
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Re: The Guardians
The History of the Guardians:
Circa 2006-2007: FH is a particularly chaotic, treacherous and villainous cesspool of a forum. Spammers run rampant, with constant floods of posts for no other reason than to increase post count or annoy other members in an endless, meaningless competition for a trivial dominance. Many posts lack any kind of benefit to a topics conversation. Posts that don't lack enough grammatical sophistication to even be guessed at what they could mean are frequent. New users frequently pop in and out giving worthless posts in order to get to some golden count for approval to other areas, and they look to the example of the existing, filth of posts to see what calibre they need bring to their entries.
General Spam is the lifeblood of the community, where anything goes and all these crimes are particularly high, but the treatment there frequently bleeds into the other boards as members don't know what a quality post is any more, and frequently no one cares.
One member decides to take things seriously, even in Spam.
n0th1n begins to become a thorn for other members as he makes large, serious posts in spam. If others take their spam to the sacred Serious mountains, then he will take serious to the damnable spamlands. He even turns joke topics into topics given serious consideration. He calls other members out on flawed logic use, poor use of words, and whatever else he sees. He refuses to post what would normally be considered "spam". Despite frequent objections of, 'this is spam', n0th1n logically points out that spam has anything goes as the rule, which means equally that serious discussion is allowed and criticism of poor posting is allowed. But, this seems futile.
Refusing to give in, n0th1n realized what was needed was a cause. What was needed was a symbol of both solidarity and a driving force toward a new, unified effort to increase quality everywhere, to show all people what a good post, with real content that adds to a given topic, looks like. To present unheard of ideas like 'punctuation' and 'coherent thought'. What is needed is a group. But, even more than that, he saw the need for a force that could stand up to the growing dark organizations that sought to destroy the ability to even communicate properly on FH, or sought to turn the members to strange, mindless drones for unworthy efforts.
Thus, the Guardians were born. The joiners were few. But now n0th1n could go around saying how he was leading a fight as the Guardians, and could put nice new images of armoured and winged characters in signatures and such.
Then came the great tribulation. The Ottoman Empire rose up, grew and began wreaking havoc on the boards, seeking total dominance to their ideology and requiring all to join or be purged. The Guardians refused to join, and instead made it a new, concerted effort to personally and vigilantly oppose the Ottoman Empire to their faces. Replies were made in Ottoman Empire propaganda topics. Their jokes were thwarted. They were defied at every turn possible. But, their numbers were great, and the Guardians few.
Still, some few, brave members joined and tried to help the effort as they could, whether joining the official guardians group or not. Many, sadly fell. Others turned traitor. But the leader, n0th1n, could see the what lied beyond the storm clouds. He knew it was just a matter of time before the leader of the Ottoman Empire, likely in a sudden moment, abandoned and destroyed what he had created. He knew it was just a matter of time before the wear of the war, and the boredom of having done the same thing for too long, changed his ever distracted heart to other things. And so, it came, and surrender was officially declared in the great FH Ottoman Empire War. The straggling members, too foolish to give up though the leader had turned, were swiftly crushed by the might of the Guardians still vigilant forces.
A victory celebration was announced, and a great new song and video made to commemorate the event and tell it's tale:
But, as frequently happens, FHs site stability shook and fell. A new site was erected, and the Guardians continued. Eventually, a solid second in command joined officially, and assisted with new efforts. However, this one had other ideas in his head, and sought to play multiple sides without allegiance to any but himself. Eventually, he betrayed the Guardians for his own designs, and was caste out in fury, from whence he made his seat solid in Pandemonium, the new great enemy.
During this period, n0th1n otherwise rose to power to certain skills and willingness to properly moderate and administer the forums and it's rules. A strict guard was kept in areas, while leniency provided in others, where the rules specified such leniency was culturally acceptable. Much work was done to rid us of banned content in banned areas, or content that just otherwise ruined the ability to participate. n0th1n earned the role of Admin during this time, even second only to the owner for a while, during the reign of Lime.
But the old traitor, leading pandemonium now, plotted. He had been caste down in rank, far for his transgressions and lack with the current owner, but not before he had done much work in creating a new forum and rule sets for several areas, including groups, which had hitherto been left without much attention. The leader, who wrote the rules, for some reason did not follow the specified rules for creating a group himself, while at the same time the Guardians, ever vigilant in upholding order, filled out it's application and thread to full conformity with the regulation. The two factions leaders were seen in opposition from time to time, but this was standard fair on the boards, especially with the nature of both groups.
However, n0th1n took notice of the transgression of the rules of groups taken by the traitors creation, while working on clearing out all groups. In proper form, even leniency, a message was sent to the leader telling him to comply with the set rules within a reasonable time, or be eliminated. Others were told of what was to come, and the time came and pandemonium’s domain sealed off for not complying. In back rooms, their leader used this to poison the owners mind toward the idea that it was an unjust and personal attack due to animosity between the groups and between n0th1n and the traitor, and when n0th1n returned he found he had been stripped of his admin and mod roles, while the traitor had been lifted high and taken his place. Then he saw the explanation with fury and dismay, for clearly the actions were taken in the proper form, not as an abuse of power as he was falsely accused. But, the traitor had gotten to the mind of Lime first, who didn't think to consult the accused for explanation before making quick and drastic decisions.
There were, perhaps, talks of closing the Guardians as punishment as well. But the Guardians lived on, and continued their mission.
However, eventually times changed for the leader, who was seen on the boards less and less. The board itself became less active, and the leader would pop in after months away and find little changed at times. Things looked dreary.
Eventually, impressed by a few things and due to other circumstances, the leader began popping in more and more frequently. In his absent, new members began making use of the boards in new, and heinous ways. The sacred Serious mountains were covered in trash, it's pillared halls plastered with tabloids and cheap knock-off tradesmen, it's pools polluted with soda, beer and vomit. n0th1n saw the need of the guardians return, and interest paid was encouraging.
To this day, the Guardians refuse to settle for the standard fair of postings and topics. They dedicate themselves, even in hard times, toward generating content across boards. Even in spam, topics are made that can elicit some sort of reply, not just throw away topics, and participation is encouraged, with ever new, non-recycled content, and continues to try to raise the quality of posts for the good of all. They also stand, ever at the ready, to oppose any new ideological force that seeks the ruin of even the possibility of intelligent discourse or the destruction of all.
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Re: The Guardians
Wait I was the leader of the Ottomans, but does that reference me as the leader of Pandemonium? I was not part of that shit.
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