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NickzorX
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Access.
Psst... Hey! Can you hook me up?
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joshex
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Re: Access.
it fapped and then it came, such is the way of access requests from forklings.
giving you access will send you into mass-fapping and lurk modes. this is not beneficial to the site as a whole. there are enough semen stains on the carpet to whitewash a whale as is.
maybe try enjoying the site for it's culture and or contributing to it?
I'm not trying to say no, just that it's a bit too soon.
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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:27 am |
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NickzorX
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Re: Access.
Understood.
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Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:38 am |
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Pantsman
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Re: Access.
You've done far better than most. Lemme know when you're ready.
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Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:41 am |
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KingGMY
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Re: Access.
I'm actually quite impressed he/she stayed this long without exploding.
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fluffy
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Re: Access.
The jury is still out on this faggot. I'm impressed by the completed profile. He looks like a real person. It's strange.
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KingGMY
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Re: Access.
Well, some have to be real, I guess.....
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Re: Access.
joshex wrote: it fapped and then it came, such is the way of access requests from forklings.
giving you access will send you into mass-fapping and lurk modes. this is not beneficial to the site as a whole. there are enough semen stains on the carpet to whitewash a whale as is.
maybe try enjoying the site for it's culture and or contributing to it?
I'm not trying to say no, just that it's a bit too soon. This was oddly poignant and sane, especially for you, joshex. I don't like it. Half the hazing is forcing them onto our level; shattering their frail perception of reality and annihilating what little comfort they previously found on the internet. If they survive that - no, if they choose to stay after all that, they have embraced it and become a true forkhead. Being reasonable and explaining things clearly just doesn't feel like our way, y'know?
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Odin Anarki
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Re: Access.
Being reasonable and explaining things clearly would completely fail because here we are neither clear nor reasonable and because of that all reason and clarity is probably a net negative to us.
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