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Author:  tom [ Sun May 06, 2018 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Access please

I was wondering if I could get access to the downloads section, looking for some stuff to kill time with here and there.

Thanks in advance!

Author:  joshex [ Tue May 08, 2018 6:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

Short answer "No."

long answer:

I miss Remon, Loffy and Hanzo and how they used to flame special access requests like this one. or just spam them. ah yes the spam, tons of spam.

see the thing is we don't just hand out access to those parts of the site because you want them. it's one of those things you've got a to earn. there a list of requirements which if you ask nicely Yom will send them to you, infact I think by default they get auto sent as a PM when you register.

pretty much, you made an introduction thread, good. but you haven't even contributed to the community yet, theres no general fuckery from you in gen spam!

pretty much we are looking for people who actually want to use the site for a base of operations rather than a simple raid site.

after you get to know our community and how we think (we're insane) if you still like it and find your inner :shinjif then sure welcome aboard and you'll be given special access, you don't even have to ask.

when I came here I came for the crazy, and found some good friends along the way I had no idea there even was a special access part of the site! I came here to fuck around like the old days.

that what we want from you.

Author:  AI-NE [ Tue May 08, 2018 2:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

free the hentai it's 2018

Author:  AI-NE [ Tue May 08, 2018 2:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

Otherwise they will go somewhere where they can get the access for free.

Author:  YomToxic [ Tue May 08, 2018 2:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

tom wrote:
I was wondering if I could get access to the downloads section, looking for some stuff to kill time with here and there.

Thanks in advance!


Well, you followed the required procedure. But what I really want you to do is join the community. That gets you access faster than anything... and a front-seat on the production and deployment process.

Enjoy in good health!

Author:  SomebodyElse [ Tue May 08, 2018 2:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

Just because, I feel like posting.

Short answer: Sure.

Long answer: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.

Detailed answer: Your access has been granted by Yom. Feel free to look around still, participate in events, download goods at your leisure, and overall have a good time at your own pace. If you want to check out the different online groups/guilds/communities, be sure to check this thread. If you want to mingle with the people, check out our Discord server here.

Thanks again for joining, and enjoy.
SBE -- Arcade Corps

Author:  tom [ Tue May 08, 2018 7:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

Thanks for letting me in, and I'll try my best to be around and be active where I can. I appreciate being accepted in.

Author:  YomToxic [ Tue May 08, 2018 9:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

tom wrote:
Thanks for letting me in, and I'll try my best to be around and be active where I can. I appreciate being accepted in.


See ya 'round!

Author:  Rem [ Thu May 31, 2018 12:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

joshex wrote:
sentimental bitch stuff

I got ya.


Listen son, special access isn't some treasure trove of secret games and shit we share amongst each other like some sort of community that gives and takes to the benefit of everyone overall. Idiot.

Anyway, you're some stranger knocking on the door to our house, asking if you can come play Melee or whatever. No, you can't. We don't know anything about you. Post a little. You don't even have to do that much. It's such minimal effort and it's so worth it. There's some good shit in there.

Not that I'm under the impression that you'll read this, you bandwidth-eating sack of shit. You'll sit there for years and Yom won't delete you because you're a real person and you might come back. If it were up to me I'd burn the corpse of every fucking 3 post asshole that asks for special access, like the name 'special access' isn't enough of a clue that you probably won't get in. That should be the new test for special access. Use simple logic to figure out whether or not you'd be allowed special access, and if you ask early, you have to delete your account and try again. Not that you'd pass, but you also won't make the 20 posts or whatever we require for access right now, so I guess your laziness beats your stupidity to the punch on this one. Cunt.

Edit: I guessed on the 'three posts' thing. Also I'm fucking disappointed you guys let him in. Why.

Author:  YomToxic [ Thu May 31, 2018 12:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

Rem wrote:
Edit: I guessed on the 'three posts' thing. Also I'm fucking disappointed you guys let him in. Why.


I bet you 30FH$ that he won't even see it. Since, ya know... short term memory.

Author:  Rem [ Thu May 31, 2018 12:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Access please

I know he won't.

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