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Magician girl: Hi there! You dont look like you're from here. >You're right, I'm not.
>*back away slowly*
If answer is = You're right, I'm not.
Magician girl: Hee, I know these things cuz I'm magical and shit. Okay, if you want something magical from me, how about you answer a simple magic question?
Question! How many arcana representations are there?
Answer: 20 Magician girl: Pfft. No. *she sets your arms on fire*
Answer: 21 Magician girl: You suck. *she jams a broom up your PINGAS*
Answer: 22 Magician girl: Eh? What? No! How did you...
You: Cuz I got the magic good!
Magician girl: Oh, allright. Take this testtube of magical-looking liquids and let me go back to peeping on my neighbors!. *Test tube GET* *hentai pics GET*
I'll give you something nice if you can guess how many arcana cards
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Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:15 pm
joshex
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Re: Trivia Thread!
what is the theory of relativity?
some crap by einstein about how things relate to eachother
the theory you only tell your relatives
the theory of making new relatives with your relatives.
(Correct)the theory that time and space are relative to the observer but that the speed of light is the same for all observers.
the theory that time and space are relative to the observer but that the speed of light is relative to itself.
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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:26 pm
Pantsman
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Re: Trivia Thread!
joshex wrote:
what is the theory of relativity?
the theory you only tell your relatives
I lost.
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:57 pm
joshex
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Re: Trivia Thread!
What the hell is a Quazar?
a queer soldier
a quazi ruler of ancient european nations much like the Caesar of Rome
A purple/red Star
(Correct)the accretion disk of gases around a black hole acting as an active galactic nucleus.
if you look through a telescope at a quasar and see multiple identical quasars what is happening?
you need new eyes or glasses
I EAT ROCKS MY HEAD IS SOO FULL OF FUCK
the telescope is a lie
the proximity of the quazars to eachother has directly affected the shape of the edges and size of the quazars into exact copies.
it's actually just one quazar and the telescope is malfuctioning because quazars are so scarce the probability of having 2 or more in one place is too high to calculate.
(Correct)it's actually just one quazar and the gravitational energy is so extreme that it's bending the gravity around itself making mirror images of itself in the space around, the process is called gravitational lensing.
DUR IF I HOLD THE TELESCOPE BACKWARDS THE QUAZARS CAN SEE MULTIPLE OF ME!
Can 2 or more real quazars that are not a gravitationally lensed image exist in close relation to eachother and if so how many was the most ever found as of 2007?
can't happen, the gravitational interference would be too high and they'd all get sucked into eachother making one quazar
Fucking fuckity fuckie fuckoff fuckers fuckily fuck absofuckinglutely infuckingcredible fuckier fucked fucky fucks fanfuckingtastically! *questioneer pauses for a moment*, oh my fucking fuck! that's alot of fuck! infact thats a full sentence full of fuck! FUCK, I didn't think it was fucking possible!! your level of the english language is truely extraordinary, even though your answer to the question was incorrect and completely unrelated I'll let you try again, cause that was amazing.
Yes it's possible there were 2 different quazars in one spot
(correct)yes it's possible there were 3 different quazars in one spot
yes it's possible I saw billions of them in the sky last night and they all look less than an inch away from one another.
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Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:38 pm
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Re: Trivia Thread!
Demon Girl: We here love cause chaos and havoc. I've always wanted a bunny. *evil grin* Do you know why?
a. You wanna Kill it? b.You wanna eat it? c.You wanna pet it I hope? <<<<answer *She then hugs the Bunny against her huge, tan, boobs, cutely after you give her one*
Angel Girl: Peace love yadda, yadda, bring me a puppy. *smiles sweetly* Do you wanna know why?
a. Because you want one? <<<answer b.Because they are soft and cute. c. Because They are kind and innocent.
*she eats the bunny, laughs cutely*
Ghost girl: Bring me a hair clip, human oooooo BOO! a.Ok B. AHHH don't hurt me I'll do what you ask. <<<answer CFine
*tries to put in hair clip it falls in and it falls through her body. "Shit I forgot to turn solid"
Human girl: Hey Dick face, bring me a shrunken head! a.Fine bitch <<<answer b.Ok C Yeah I'll get one...
*Girl blushes like crazy* "mmm the tongue is still in there. <3"
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Re: Trivia Thread!
I have a CRAPTON of trivia!
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Scientist Girl: What? What are you doing here?! You: I got lost on the road of life. (WRONG!)
I'm doing a scientific investigation into local areas. Scientist Girl: Ah, a fellow intellectual, eh? How about you help me with this problem and I'll help you out? Scientist Girl: I need to calibrate the mass of heavy water, but I lost my anti-mass spectrometer. Help me out? Ans: Set it to 20.0276 g/mol (RIGHT) Ans: Set it to 21.0034 g/mol (WRONG) Ans: Set it to 19.9392 g/mol
Right: Oh yeah, you sure know your sciency stuff! Here, take this moldy pizza slice I found in the ruins the other day! (Pizza slice recieve) Scientist Girl: Now I gotta go peep on my assistants... Hentai pic of lab-coat girls?
Wrong: Okay, let's go with that. *KABOOOM!* The Anti-Mass Spectrometer goes crazy!. You are zapped with rays of green light! You lose 20 health!. You are tossed into a rift in time! You come to, in the far side of the land, dizzy. LOL HALF LIFE
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Dragon Girl: You. Get out of my house. -Back off(Leave) -Reason (GET BLASTED BY FIRE -30HP)
(if item: Test tube HAS) Dragon Girl: Actually, I was wondering where you got that test tube from. You: By doing Science. (Wrong) You: By doing nothing!. (Wrong) You: By doing Magic. (right)
(Right)Dragon Girl: Ha, so the witch has a few of the stuff left over. Thank you. Here, for your trouble. *she tosses you a hentai pic, then flies off.* Hentai pic GET
(Wrong) Dragon Girl: Get outta here. *she sets your ass on fire* 20 HP LOSS
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:34 pm
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Re: Trivia Thread!
More Random trivia (DOUBLE POST YA LAZY BUMS)
Girl that eats cake: Hey fuck head! I'm thinking of a random number! If you can guess what it is, I'll give you a pretty badass prize!.
A) 47. {wrong} Girl that eats cake: No. *she then pulls out a hammer OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE and smacks you in the face with it.*
B) 48. {right} Soundbyte: 48!!! From I own Time Girl that eats cake: That's right! Money is given to me by the Party! *She gives you 1000FH$ and a hentai photo*
C) 49. {wrong} Girl that eats cake: You idiot! WRONG! *she stabs you 49 times with your toes*
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Spider Girl: Welcome to my lair, said the spider to the fly.
Spider Girl: Say, you know who wrote that poem?
A) Mary Howitt {right} Spider Girl:... I like a man who knows his history. *she gives you 500FH$ and some hentai photos*
B) Jane Howitt {wrong} Spider Girl:... No. *She spits a blast of webbing at you, knocking you down. When you regain your footing, you realize you've been dragged someways away* (move to somewhere else?)
C) Lewis Carroll {wrong} Spider Girl:... Do me a favor and get dropped into a rabbit hole. *she kicks you out of her house*
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Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:30 am
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Re: Trivia Thread!
ChainsawEnthusiastFrom1950: Hi Fucknut!, I named my chainsaw Miss Muffintop, What did you name yours?
A: George B: Excalibur C: Leshayshay Hidden answer found by clicking on ChainsawEnthusiastFrom1950's Head, You cut off her head and find gratuis amounts of porn in her head and some magic good
There will be a clue somewhere in the game like, "Find the wielder of muffins, and remove her top"
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:54 pm
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Re: Sex kitten - day care - TRIVIA NEEDED
Hammm wrote:
1. You have been turned into a Juggalo. Is this awesome? Y/N
HELL YES
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:01 pm
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Re: Trivia Thread!
*AnimeFuckHead* wrote:
ChainsawEnthusiastFrom1950: Hi Fucknut!, I named my chainsaw Miss Muffintop, What did you name yours?
A: George B: Excalibur C: Leshayshay Hidden answer found by clicking on ChainsawEnthusiastFrom1950's Head, You cut off her head and find gratuis amounts of porn in her head and some magic good
There will be a clue somewhere in the game like, "Find the wielder of muffins, and remove her top"
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Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:13 pm
AirMan
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Re: Trivia Thread!
TIME FOR TRIVIA
Frazzled Fast-food worker: Sorry, we're not taking orders right now.
FFFW: Someone placed a big order and I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS!.
You: Hm, what if it was...
CHEESE {RIGHT} - Sheogorath rewards you with magic good. VEGGIES {WRONG} - Sheogorath punishes you with cheese. BOXERS {WRONG} - You find a pair of boxers in your ear.
Frazzled Fast-food worker: Sorry, we're not taking orders right now.
FFFW: Someone placed a big order and I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS!.
You: Hm, what if it was...
CHEESE {RIGHT} - Sheogorath rewards you with magic good. VEGGIES {WRONG} - Sheogorath punishes you with cheese. BOXERS {WRONG} - You find a pair of boxers in your ear.
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