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Sex Kitten TV Dinner COMPLETE!
LOL BC, YOUSE BRILLIANT. edit: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/633485Play it there!
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Re: Sex Kitten TV Dinner
(19:43:56) Headfuck_The_Wis: That certainly helps with my idea for the intro. (19:44:14) Headfuck_The_Wis: Tv dinner made me think family for some reason so. (19:44:51) S373N: your right, I thought of the same thing. (19:45:24) Headfuck_The_Wis: We start with you and mcslut in the apartment watching tv, on tv is.. you and mcslut in the news doing some crazy fucking thing. (19:46:22) S373N: i can help with moral support. (19:46:34) S373N: good job, i like that idea! and whatnot. (19:47:00) Headfuck_The_Wis: You play through a recap of the crazy fucking things you did(with choices(perhaps multiple good outcomes, or even your decision during this tim possible effecting later incident's)
(19:47:51) bc_: if someone bumrushes a tv dinner spinoff before i start, go for it (19:47:52) Headfuck_The_Wis: And then mcslut goes on about how much fun it was and you smile and laugh too, all while eating some microwavable in plastic faux japanese noodles or something. (19:48:23) bc_: i liked the first 2 sim date games.. i wouldn't mind seeing more games of that length, (19:48:59) Headfuck_The_Wis: She goes to get some more.(or you go) (19:49:14) Headfuck_The_Wis: And you see that theres no more fucking tv dinners, so what do? (19:49:41) ChatBot: YomToxic logs out of the Chat. (19:49:46) bc_: it's hard to watch cable porn when you're hungry (19:50:02) Headfuck_The_Wis: Well, you go on an epic fucking quest to get more food is what you do, and destroy a city in the process! (19:50:04) S373N: cable has porn? (19:50:15) Headfuck_The_Wis: cable does indeed have porn (19:50:32) bc_: yeah. back in the days it was on an unmarked channel and was dithered out (19:50:32) S373N: where have I been? (19:50:35) Headfuck_The_Wis: on nokia TV's in hotels, for example, pressing 2 2 1 down gives you access to porn. (19:51:17) S373N: well then, the more you know I guess. (19:51:36) Headfuck_The_Wis: And then when you get back you watch porn with all your tv dinner(end of game reward) (19:51:41) Headfuck_The_Wis: There, thats my ideas!
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Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Sex Kitten TV Dinner
Timeline Approx a week after the events of mindfuck. Quest: Steal foods! Areas: ??? Music: ???, ??? (Streamlined Engine allows 2 tracks) Info: How to steal food? RULE: ALL ACTIONS MUST BE REFUGE IN AUDACITY This is not about Getting Crap Past the Radar. This is about crashing the crap through the front doors and out the back doors of the radar installation in an armored car with sunglasses-wearing flaming skull decals on every flat surface and a Albert Johnson reproduction on the door, hood-mounted machine guns blazing, Libera Me from Hell blasting on full volume on the jury-rigged PA system, the tires leaving tracks painting sex and violence on the floor and walls and one arm hanging out of the window making a rude hand gesture.
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Area: lawl*mart Aisle 3: a giant mess; somebody spilled all the laundry detergent and by your powers combined they have formed cap'n crunch who thirsts for milk, or at least cow gikinka porn.
Aisle 27,852: used panty smell air fresheners; will smith wants to sing you happy birthday but his tourettes keeps fucking everything up. Turns out he's jonesin' for the real deal.
"Real" gold "jewelry" aisle: big bird needs a large gold clock medalion to show the bitches he knows what time it is. The Count caps his retarded ass and asks you to hide the murder weapon: some questie I haven't come up with. (I can't do anything, let alone everything!) Ah-ah-ah.
Aisle NHK-87-563-3327: mid-sized suv batteries; the batteries have all been wired together and connected to the stargate. Quinn malory forgot his DHD code and wants you to jump through the stargate to test. If you do the harlem globe trotters make you an honorary globe trotter! They just happened to be visiting the hospital that day. You lose hp and have have an autographed body cast in your inventory: nobody wants it.
The hallway leading to the bathrooms (complete with flickering flouresent light and cinderblock walls: you need at least 10,000 magic good to withstand the smells leaking from the bathrooms.
Men's room: condom, weed and silk pillow case dispenser. Only the handicap accessable stall is locked and there are a lot of feet clearly visible underneath. You decide to back off.
Catgirl's room: cactus, weed and capri sun dispenser. You don't really like this flavor of capri sun. There's a mural of tentacle porn (or maybe just a tentacle monster raping the last idiot to use the stall). You decide to jack off and lose 100 magic good.
Loading dock: you can't believe this is just the flash game's loading screen. Tap that foot.
Security room: there are four monitors. One of the catgirl's room, two of porn and one of a windows me desktop. Me-tan needs you to let her rebuild the driver database now that the mouse is plugged into a new usb port. Either option causes a cascade resonance distortion and you're teleported to xen.
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Re: Sex Kitten TV Dinner
Man. That was AWEDSOME!SSAA
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Re: Sex Kitten TV Dinner
I want this sex kitten to be more classic with it's humour and mapout, actually
But using some new technology to enhance it.
So the formula is you have 3 areas with 5 people each. + one place where you gather all the shit you got and turn it in for plentifull food i suppose 1 of those people being the person telling you what to do, get from the other 4 people in the area.
People all have dialouge-Random fucking trivia question-bad answer horrible pain good answer pr0n and items.
People you get porn from are mainly female(I'll be making the cast anyways so this'll be easy.
Now within those boundaries, we go as wacky as we fucking want.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Maybe the amonia is making me dumbful but I think you just said you want to have to bribe the faggots at the whole foods bakery for a full almond custard cake or some such fanciful bastard.
Damn. This game is making me hungry. Sketti time now.
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fluffy wrote: Maybe the amonia is making me dumbful but I think you just said you want to have to bribe the faggots at the whole foods bakery for a full almond custard cake or some such fanciful bastard.
Damn. This game is making me hungry. Sketti time now. Yes, Yes I did, This is one of the items we get, some fancy fucking food.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Excellent. I see you've learned to use the SIG Algorithm to maximum effectiveness.
I will be posting a map of sorts once its finalized. Work on the engine is continuing.
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TV Dinner Muzak Slot 1: Bananaphone Slot 2: Nightcore something. AFH TASUKETE!!!! Nomusic
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Huh, no, no bananaphone. I already told you, were going with oldstyle musical choices, its Fly me to the moon (techno) as slot 1 and something else as slot 2 I haven't found yet.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Sex Kitten TV Dinner
Items, tape, dildogun, randum explosuv, Your breaking into a vault full of food(you use the tape to attach the rocket to the . backstory on the vault might mean it's the city's personal share of food or something like that. or go crazy
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Sex Kitten TV Dinner
Buy Rice, oriental sauce in a jar and fish sticks - Boil and salt the water, when it's boilin put the rice bags in it (they must be fully drowned in boiling water for around 15 minutes), meanwhile heat up the sauce, and frie the fish sticks.
MISSION: Help Res cook dinner.
Failing = > EXPLOSION! (10 HP Lost) Win = > Get 1000 magic good.
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Re: Sex Kitten TV Dinner
Kind of a test-fire idea. Remember sex kitten Insanity? It had a simplistic timer-based score.
I was thinking of adding a timer to the game that differentiates whether you get BAD END or GOOD END.
Your thoughts?
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