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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
I think there should be some battle system in place but most of the time you will be just doing some really Machiavellian shit

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Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,

Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!

I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
Okay semi intro
You the hero after escaping from the asylum are enjoying a bizarrely relaxing morning
Your fucking weird girlfriend slutty mc slut is out visiting two tree stumps she thinks are her parents and wont be back until tonight
It is a rare thing that you are able to enjoy a lazy Sunday morning without a bunch of verbal abuse and horrifying drug induced hallucinations
Now it is time to enjoy what you got up so early to prepare
some BUTTERED TOAST! For some reason you have been getting a really weird craving for buttered toast lately and finally you have the peace to enjoy it
you put the toast in the toaster and...nothing happens
You: FUck! Now I remember Slutty mc slut already wrecked this toaster I told her bathtub toast was a bad idea. Now I have to buy a new toaster because I WILL NOT LET THIS DREAM DIE!

So you go to the store FlawedMart to buy a brand new toaster
You head to the slutty toaster salesman
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Slutty Toaster Salesman: Good evening sir or madam would you be interested in buying the toaster of the future?
You: Well yeah basically wait why is it called the toaster of the future?
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Why sir or madam this is the toaster 5000 and by using complex formulas and algorithms a retard like you could never hope to understand it is able to make...the perfect piece of toast!
You:But but that is impossible surely one piece will be either a little too soft or too hard I know Ive tried!
Slutty Toaster Salesman: That might have been the case in the past sir or madam but not anymore! this is the future! Which is also the present! So do you want the toaster now?
You:I sure as shit do how much is it?
Slutty Toaster Salesman: 500 clams!
You: that is pretty high but for the comfort of perfect toast I would even sell my future first born child because fuck that kid!

You slam the 500 clams down on the counter and walk out of the store
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Oh wait sir or madam I forgot to tell you something about the toaster it is...
You: Sorry I'm not listening by back is turned and I am walking out the door
Slutty Toaster Salesman: But you could just turn around at any moment
You: Nope I cant I already committed to walking out the door and I wont change my mind for anyone ...not even you!
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Fucking fine leave then but you'll be sorry that I didn't finish my warning!

You return to your house and prepare the brand new toaster
You cant help but drool on your self while rubbing your bellybutton in anticipation
You put the toast in the brand new toaster and press down
The toast begins toasting....and suddenly something unexpected happens! The toaster starts pulling you rapidly towards somewhere far off! Everything is a blur around you, you are being pulled forward at a ridiculous speed!
And then suddenly everything stops and you find out that you are in a strange place that you cant recognize
The toast pops up and you instantly devour it.
You: That bitch was not lying this is truly the perfect piece of toast but where the fuck am I?
You finally notice the fine print on the toast master 5000
it reads Warning May Cause Time Travel
You: Oh that is what the bitch was trying to explain to me..I am such a silly. Well I guess all I have to do now is go back to the present..
The toaster then shatters into about 50 pieces.
You: Oh of course some shit like that was going to happen..why am I even surprised..

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The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,

Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,

Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!

I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
her side! I don't need the words!
I'm beyond the words!
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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
Suddenly a angry purple haired woman runs toward you with a space gun drawn
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Purple haired space girl bitch: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
You: I am You and I have no fucking idea
Purple haired space girl bitch: THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA WHERE IS YOUR PERMIT?
You: I dont have one of those!
Purple haired space girl bitch: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? ASSHOLE?
You: I was in my shitty house making toast which is all I can get enjoyment from because I AM PATHETIC AND A LOSER! And then I am suddenly here!
Purple haired space girl bitch: A LIKELY STORY! Well you do seem to be both pathetic and a loser so I will give you that. BUT THE OTHER STUFF SEEMS HIGHLY UNLIKELY! YOU COULD BE A SECRET AGENT/SPY! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
You: I DON'T WORK FOR ANYBODY!
Purple haired space girl bitch: WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
You: I DON'T WORK FOR ANYBODY!
Purple haired space girl bitch: FOR THE LAST TIME WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
You: I DON'T WORK FOR ANYBODY! In fact I just leech of the government.
Purple haired space girl bitch: IN ANY CASE YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!
You: I dont want to go! YOU CANT MAKE ME!
Purple haired space girl bitch: Now its time for a mild concussion you dickbag!
She smashes you repeatedly with the but of the gun
You black out

You:

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The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,

Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,

Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!

I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
her side! I don't need the words!
I'm beyond the words!
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You wake up in what looks like a laboratory room a visibly pissed off doctor stands over you

You: Huh where am I? Why does my head hurt?
Doctor Angry Lady: It is about time you woke up you lazy ass!
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You look around the room
You: Oh no. Oh No. OH NO IS IT HAPPENING TO ME AGAIN? IS IT HAPPENING TO ME AGAIN? I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL
Doctor Angry Lady Slaps you vigorously in the face with a loaded salami
Doctor Angry Lady: Shut the fuck up you lazy bumbaclot! Don't make me fist you in your inner ear!
You: ....silence...
Doctor Angry Lady: Oh good so you can be taught! Alright so first things first you are not in a hospital.
You: Yippee!
Doctor Angry Lady: Instead you are in a highly secret government building.
You: Not Yippee.
Doctor Angry Lady: Right...now I did some tests on you while you were unconscious and I found out something interesting...
You: That sounds kinda bad..what did you find?
Doctor Angry Lady: Apparently you are from the past..welcome to the future cumsucker!
You: Fuck me why does these things always happen to me?
Doctor Angry Lady: Oh I dont know you are ugly? a complete tosser? a dickface? God hates you?
You: Well I guess all of those are perfectly valid. But how did you know I was from the past?
Doctor Angry Lady: Why because we recovered your toaster or well the pieces of it. Apparently it was a time travel device how odd.
You: Well I guess that explains that..but how do I get back to my own time?
Doctor Angry Lady: What just because I have a Space PHD and a nifty lab coat you think I have all the answers?
You: Uh yeah?
Doctor Angry Lady: Well your right I do!
You: That's great!
Doctor Angry Lady: But it will cost you!
You: Oh fuck!
Doctor Angry Lady: Well I got to go now my superior will tell you the rest of the details you..you HENTAI BAKA!
Angrily storms off
You: What was all that about?
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Space General Iroh: Oh she just always acts like that...except when she doesn't.
You: Oh..so who are you anyway?
Space General Iroh: I am General Iroh and I have come to collect you.
You: Wait wait wait wait...wait..
Space General Iroh: Yes I am waiting spit it out!
You: Are you going to execute me?
Space General Iroh: No. Well not at this moment. I have come to take you before our holy moon goddess. She has a job for you.
You: Moon eh? Goddess eh? Job eh? Well do I have a choice in the matter?
General Iroh: No. No you dont..unless you want your guts for garters
You: That does not sound very appetizing
General Iroh: It depends on who you ask
You: Yeah I will go with you
General Iroh: I had a feeling you would agree I guess you are not as retarded as we thought

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The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,

Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,

Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!

I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
her side! I don't need the words!
I'm beyond the words!
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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
Space General Iroh: The Moon Goddess will see you now
You: Oh yes very fine whatever
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Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: Welcome unknown person from the past...I see the stories were true about the people from your time. You really smell.
You: Oh yeah I guess that week without bathing was not a good idea..
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: Despite that I am willing to help you
You: That is wonderful usually people make me do a jo..
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn:For a price.
You: Fuck
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: Fuck indeed..you see we here are part of a collective rebel movement against a evil Empire.
You: I guess this scene is just pure exposition huh?
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: They threaten our livelihood based on THE FUNK, free love, and tons of fucking drugs and shit. Bunch of old world tentacled savages fuck the lot of them right off..
You: yeah it''s tough all over. Get to the point
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: Anyway we need you to fight all of our battles for us because we simply cant be fucking bothered to do it ourselves...too much work and all that. You know how it goes.
You: Oh great this is just fucking perfect
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: Well you have a choice
You: Really? I actually have a choice then NO FUCKING...
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: If you choose not to do it we will simply drop you in a room full of ravenous space rape kangaroos
You: A kangaroo court? Fuck never mind that then. What will I get if I help out you bastards?
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: We will repair your toaster and get you back to your own goddamn time zone capiche ?
You: Yeah yeah capiche capiche whateverthefuck
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: Good I am glad you agree. We will provide you with the necessary equipment of course and give you something rad to shoot the bad guys with.
You: well that should be fun at least
Moon Goddess Shatoyarn: Good now get out of my sight you unwashed peon!

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The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,

Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,

Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!

I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
her side! I don't need the words!
I'm beyond the words!
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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
Here is a bunch of background images I found
http://postimg.org/gallery/15nndsj9q/f7ed17e5/

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Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,

Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!

I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
her side! I don't need the words!
I'm beyond the words!
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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
as for this space themed sex kitten game wouldn't ika musume be a good match for it because of her tentacles (tentacle rape)

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good suggestion... to bad it's going to get ignored.

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Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,

Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!

I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
her side! I don't need the words!
I'm beyond the words!
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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
Orange Juice Jones wrote:
Okay semi intro
You the hero after escaping from the asylum are enjoying a bizarrely relaxing morning
Your fucking weird girlfriend slutty mc slut is out visiting two tree stumps she thinks are her parents and wont be back until tonight
It is a rare thing that you are able to enjoy a lazy Sunday morning without a bunch of verbal abuse and horrifying drug induced hallucinations
Now it is time to enjoy what you got up so early to prepare
some BUTTERED TOAST! For some reason you have been getting a really weird craving for buttered toast lately and finally you have the peace to enjoy it
you put the toast in the toaster and...nothing happens
You: FUck! Now I remember Slutty mc slut already wrecked this toaster I told her bathtub toast was a bad idea. Now I have to buy a new toaster because I WILL NOT LET THIS DREAM DIE!

So you go to the store FlawedMart to buy a brand new toaster
You head to the slutty toaster salesman
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Slutty Toaster Salesman: Good evening sir or madam would you be interested in buying the toaster of the future?
You: Well yeah basically wait why is it called the toaster of the future?
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Why sir or madam this is the toaster 5000 and by using complex formulas and algorithms a retard like you could never hope to understand it is able to make...the perfect piece of toast!
You:But but that is impossible surely one piece will be either a little too soft or too hard I know Ive tried!
Slutty Toaster Salesman: That might have been the case in the past sir or madam but not anymore! this is the future! Which is also the present! So do you want the toaster now?
You:I sure as shit do how much is it?
Slutty Toaster Salesman: 500 clams!
You: that is pretty high but for the comfort of perfect toast I would even sell my future first born child because fuck that kid!

You slam the 500 clams down on the counter and walk out of the store
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Oh wait sir or madam I forgot to tell you something about the toaster it is...
You: Sorry I'm not listening by back is turned and I am walking out the door
Slutty Toaster Salesman: But you could just turn around at any moment
You: Nope I cant I already committed to walking out the door and I wont change my mind for anyone ...not even you!
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Fucking fine leave then but you'll be sorry that I didn't finish my warning!

You return to your house and prepare the brand new toaster
You cant help but drool on your self while rubbing your bellybutton in anticipation
You put the toast in the brand new toaster and press down
The toast begins toasting....and suddenly something unexpected happens! The toaster starts pulling you rapidly towards somewhere far off! Everything is a blur around you, you are being pulled forward at a ridiculous speed!
And then suddenly everything stops and you find out that you are in a strange place that you cant recognize
The toast pops up and you instantly devour it.
You: That bitch was not lying this is truly the perfect piece of toast but where the fuck am I?
You finally notice the fine print on the toast master 5000
it reads Warning May Cause Time Travel
You: Oh that is what the bitch was trying to explain to me..I am such a silly. Well I guess all I have to do now is go back to the present..
The toaster then shatters into about 50 pieces.
You: Oh of course some shit like that was going to happen..why am I even surprised..


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would you like some toast? how about some toast? you know what I think would really help your fucked up situation? Some Nice fresh buttered Toast! what?

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AH! So you're a muffin man!

WHAT NO BREAD PRODUCTS OR you'll TRASH ME? ok... fine but can I say one thing, I think it's very important.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?!!!

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got any?

His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.

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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
joshex wrote:
Orange Juice Jones wrote:
Okay semi intro
You the hero after escaping from the asylum are enjoying a bizarrely relaxing morning
Your fucking weird girlfriend slutty mc slut is out visiting two tree stumps she thinks are her parents and wont be back until tonight
It is a rare thing that you are able to enjoy a lazy Sunday morning without a bunch of verbal abuse and horrifying drug induced hallucinations
Now it is time to enjoy what you got up so early to prepare
some BUTTERED TOAST! For some reason you have been getting a really weird craving for buttered toast lately and finally you have the peace to enjoy it
you put the toast in the toaster and...nothing happens
You: FUck! Now I remember Slutty mc slut already wrecked this toaster I told her bathtub toast was a bad idea. Now I have to buy a new toaster because I WILL NOT LET THIS DREAM DIE!

So you go to the store FlawedMart to buy a brand new toaster
You head to the slutty toaster salesman
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Slutty Toaster Salesman: Good evening sir or madam would you be interested in buying the toaster of the future?
You: Well yeah basically wait why is it called the toaster of the future?
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Why sir or madam this is the toaster 5000 and by using complex formulas and algorithms a retard like you could never hope to understand it is able to make...the perfect piece of toast!
You:But but that is impossible surely one piece will be either a little too soft or too hard I know Ive tried!
Slutty Toaster Salesman: That might have been the case in the past sir or madam but not anymore! this is the future! Which is also the present! So do you want the toaster now?
You:I sure as shit do how much is it?
Slutty Toaster Salesman: 500 clams!
You: that is pretty high but for the comfort of perfect toast I would even sell my future first born child because fuck that kid!

You slam the 500 clams down on the counter and walk out of the store
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Oh wait sir or madam I forgot to tell you something about the toaster it is...
You: Sorry I'm not listening by back is turned and I am walking out the door
Slutty Toaster Salesman: But you could just turn around at any moment
You: Nope I cant I already committed to walking out the door and I wont change my mind for anyone ...not even you!
Slutty Toaster Salesman: Fucking fine leave then but you'll be sorry that I didn't finish my warning!

You return to your house and prepare the brand new toaster
You cant help but drool on your self while rubbing your bellybutton in anticipation
You put the toast in the brand new toaster and press down
The toast begins toasting....and suddenly something unexpected happens! The toaster starts pulling you rapidly towards somewhere far off! Everything is a blur around you, you are being pulled forward at a ridiculous speed!
And then suddenly everything stops and you find out that you are in a strange place that you cant recognize
The toast pops up and you instantly devour it.
You: That bitch was not lying this is truly the perfect piece of toast but where the fuck am I?
You finally notice the fine print on the toast master 5000
it reads Warning May Cause Time Travel
You: Oh that is what the bitch was trying to explain to me..I am such a silly. Well I guess all I have to do now is go back to the present..
The toaster then shatters into about 50 pieces.
You: Oh of course some shit like that was going to happen..why am I even surprised..


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would you like some toast? how about some toast? you know what I think would really help your fucked up situation? Some Nice fresh buttered Toast! what?

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AH! So you're a muffin man!

WHAT NO BREAD PRODUCTS OR you'll TRASH ME? ok... fine but can I say one thing, I think it's very important.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?!!!


ahhh red dwarf i really need to watch that show again one of these days

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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
General Iroh: So now that you've met with the goddess herself you know what you need to do right? You have got the necessary information right?
You: I dunno there is still a bunch of stuff that I am curious about like when did the aliens take over? What is their power structure like? What form of government do they have in place? What are the pluses and negatives of them remaining in power? Now that I think of it what was the past like?
General Iroh: Look fucker I am not going to stand here and give you an hours worth of expository dialogue alright? This intro has gone on long enough as it is! You've got your orders! They are the bad guys we are the good guys! Your mission to fuck up the bad guys! YOU GOT IT?
You: So how am I going to fight these fools anyway?
Doctor Angry Lady: You are going to wear power armor and shoot laser guns! THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
You: Does that come with a jetpack?
Doctor Angry Lady: No but it does come with rocket boots.
You: Power armor? Lasers? Rocket boots? Hell fucking yeah why didn't you say so? Fuck the extended universe and any philosophical and literary undertones! Fuck any nuance in character design! And fuck character development!
General Iroh: Yeah fuck all that shit!
You: I just want to shoot lazors at the bad guys!
General Iroh: At last you've come around to the idea.
Doctor Angry Lady: Yeah it took you long enough NOW GO OUT THERE AND FUCK SOME SHIT UP!

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Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,

Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!

I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
her side! I don't need the words!
I'm beyond the words!
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Post Re: Sex Kitten SPACE OPERA
arch_enemy wrote:
as for this space themed sex kitten game wouldn't ika musume be a good match for it because of her tentacles (tentacle rape)


HIRED.

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Orange Juice Jones wrote:

See, what I tell ya.

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I'm back.... as a zombie lol

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