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Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
The setting is space with trees and lava streams, occasionally liquid ammonia. Slutty McSlut stabs you in the eye making you go totally blind. That's OK: it's part of an experiment. She holds up a book-like slab of arguably people meat and recites the instructions… in Sumerian. You lose 200% HP and are sent to negative space where "full" HP is -100% and Slutty McSlut is kind and gentle, showing concern for the gaping wound in your alleged "face." When you open your eyes you discover that Slutty McSlut is now an eldritch abomination and has "healed" everything but the stab wound as you now see through what may have been your elbows. (?) To return to the normalcy of a Slutty McSlut that is cruel and sexy you must fly from floating "idea" to "idea" and complete the tasks set forth by the old gods of the abyssal void. Between ideas are the heretics: nuns, priests, Tom Cruise, all wielding themed projectiles. Penguins, alter boys, "wHO aRE YOU CALLING SHORT" and more. They roam free and you must dodge and doge them with cliched memes and collect their various parts to sell for ammo and upgrades(?) to your eldritch self. To get back to your reality you must convince the elder god NetScape that you were originally human by finding enough human(-like) porn to show that you're a fucking sicko on a level only seen in humans. The old gods are all OS-tan girls, which makes this easy to source. The levels are going to play just about exactly like Ecco The Dolphin ( ROM). I'm thinking a tech tree of sorts, multiple endings (maybe you decide to stay an eldritch abomination?), and branching quests that exclude others (if you help one god then you can't help another). I'll write some more stuff maybe Tuesday.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
The board has approved this project for funding.
That's me. I'm the board. Or the bored. I guess it's all the same in text-to-speech.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
But dude, RSS.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
Once the Sex Kitten game framework SDK is final I'll probably attempt to start work on this myself. I know Yom is busy and I really want to start making use of more of our talent. With a project lead and multiple maps/levels this should be easy enough to delegate.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
Whats a project lead?
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
Kind of the guy that settles disputes when two developers have different ideas.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
Oh, okay. So... developers. We need developers.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
I don't do art. I do code. I'd like to do game design as far as mechanics and making shit fun goes, but I have nothing formal on that. Crash courses welcome. Ideas? Sure. I can work on a few subplots. Characters too. I make nice characters.
This is the list of things I have interest in, sans art. Art is an anti-interest.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
SADISTIC BLONDE LOLI GO!
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
pervyfox88 wrote: http://i.imgur.com/iz8SXTb.jpg
Hows this for a base? Peeeeeeeeeerrrrrrfect.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
I can get behind that. What are we talking about, again?
Completely unrelated: *zips up pants*
(No, really, I wouldn't spank it to a non-nude image. Not when I have multiple TiBs of porn at my fingertips. Give me some credit.)
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
Prototype model for Sex Kitten Developer Engine
[Init]: Contains preloader and menu. \Insert background image [titlebg.png/jpg] \Insert title bitch [titlebitch.png/jpg] \Insert init text [textinitcredits.txt] \Insert FH button, leads to forkheads.net/index.php \Key variables designation; What happens where? [variables.txt]
[Maingame] \Key storyline plot designation; Why u do dis [storyline.txt] \Key sidequests designation; [sidequests.txt] \Key NPCs designation; [NPCs.txt] \Music Player MK-3 [musicplayerV3.swf] \\Designate music[.mp3][dependency = musicplayerV3.swf] \Key NPC image data; [.swf or .png] [subfolder.. NPCs] \\[Optional] Battle system. Available systems[MK-1, and MK-2]
[Rewards] \Designate Rewards [Hentai pics or gifs][subfolder..RewardsH] \Set up Gallery system MK-3 [Galleryv3.swf] \\OPTIONAL: Outtakes [dependency=Galleryv3.swf] \\OPTIONAL: Cheat Engine MK-2 [CheatEngineV2.swf]
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
This is fucking awesome and I hope this happens.
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Re: Sex Kitten: Why Are There Teeth There?! (WATTT?!)
(19:55:12) Parpol: http://exhentai.org/s/e8db1bee1e/641573-202 (19:55:13) Parpol: lol (19:55:24) Parpol: "didn't papa's dick feel good?" (19:55:35) Parpol: "That's not it... papa is dead" (19:55:45) Parpol: and then he was dead (19:55:47) YomToxic: AND THEN PAPA WAS A ZOMBIE (19:56:27) YomToxic: aww boo (19:58:08) Parpol: in the beginning they showed her mother crying (19:58:32) Parpol: and it all seemed to point at her daughter being raped by the father, and that being why everyone was so fucked up (19:58:48) YomToxic: Move over, Evangelion! (19:58:51) Parpol: but it turns out it was actually that her father was dead (19:59:37) YomToxic: Then, who was ちんぽ? (19:00:17) Parpol: http://exhentai.org/s/547ca1e352/641573-184 (20:00:23) Parpol: she's really cute... I like this art style (20:00:42) Parpol: especially her face and hair (20:01:16) YomToxic: I wonder if I can put her in a sex kitten game. (20:01:58) Parpol: lol, rip her out of the comic (20:02:02) Parpol: no colors (20:02:02) YomToxic: On(wronganswer){That's not it... and you're dead.} YOU ARE BLASTED ACROSS A SERIES OF REALITIES AND UNREALITIES AND END UP IN THE ALLEYWAY! [You lose 20HP] (20:02:15) Parpol: and you can be like "why are you so grey?" (20:02:46) Parpol: "That's not it... and you're dead" (20:02:56) Parpol: or like "because you're dead" (20:03:05) fluffy: Oh, uh, in WATTT you don't lose HP. You're HP is negative. You get converted. You gain however much HP. (20:03:30) YomToxic: :idea:
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