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You collect, paint and battle rocks.

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Yes, rocks, decorated with paintings.

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The selection of paintings with which you may adorn your rock warriors grows as you complete "minigames" involving rythmic button pressing to music.

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You'll have to have good timing, be able to figure out how the procedurally generated music is going to evolve, and as the reason to the whole DDR-esque minigame you're collecting the orgasms of various NPCs.

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You'll have to meet these NPCs, answer the right questions, then proceed to make them cum.

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Does this seem familiar to anybunny?

Each NPC will have their own personality, fetishes, timing, kinks, so on, but all of it is keyed to musical changes so you have to listen to what's happening as well.

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The kicker is that you'll get different paintings from each NPC based on how well you did; the most powerful painting might be in failure to perform or anal instead of oral, maybe finishing on her back as you pull her hair?

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The options are limitless.

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Post Re: "Technically Not Porn"
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Just saying...

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Post Re: "Technically Not Porn"
Why the fuck not. Let's do this shit *hic*.

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Well, that was an unexpected response.

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You're new here. You should have expected this having played the Sex Kitten games.

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You sir have a good point.

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Post Re: "Technically Not Porn"
I know I don't post enough, but I say this is an amazing idea and it should be done. I think the entire experience would be enhanced if you like, collect Jack Daniel's and you get so shitfaced that you end up in other worlds or something like that. That's what happens to my Dad on good days at least, and I think that would be amazing.
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or stay and entertain us better.

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0.02 to Ballmer Peak
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Ballmer Peak achieved! We're ready to go!

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Post Re: "Technically Not Porn"
Well, fuck I guess. I'll play it too.

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Post Re: "Technically Not Porn"
why would you not have this guy as the final boss. the one true senpai waifu.

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Post Re: "Technically Not Porn"
DustinHoffer wrote:
why would you not have this guy as the final boss. the one true senpai waifu.

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Fk her shit m8 what am dumb blind bitch, plus her name isn't a rock :l

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So dude, she rekts more shit then a C-4 bomb and a mega-rayquaza combined.

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