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Post Forkius: The space shooter to fight modern feminism
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We're making a Space Shooter. Not just Any space shooter, but one where you fight the plague of today's society that is modern feminism.

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What can I do?

For a start. We need to establish the different bosses, and we need suggestions of what feminist should make an appearance and what kind of monster she'll be.

Here, I'll just post the chat...

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(10:02:52) Parpol: I had this idea for a game that would be really fun and easy to make
(10:03:06) YomToxic: speaking of art, I'm adding in fighting loliparpol to fuck land.
(10:03:10) Parpol: a feminist sidescroll space shooter
(10:03:20) YomToxic: and in this shattered dimension, she talks... like Osaka.
(10:03:31) Parpol: where bosses are different popular feminists
(10:03:44) Parpol: and you can choose to be different male heroes like Hugh Mungus
(10:04:02) Parpol: and the bosses are just the feminists heads on top of giant monster creatures, lol
(10:04:21) Parpol: lol go ahead
(10:04:35) YomToxic: Wait! The Ultron whistles and beeps! Ancient words fill our minds with their wisdom!
(10:04:48) YomToxic: Yes....
(10:04:53) YomToxic: yes... this code... exists.
(10:05:44) Parpol: Hugh Mungus:
Pros:
tanky
lots of health
cons:
bigger
dad humor
(10:07:36) Parpol: the game wouldn't even need good art or code
(10:07:47) Parpol: the joke would carry the game to the front page
(10:08:14) YomToxic: Created on the 4th of May 2016. Only one copy exists in the backup. Go now, little game! On white wings of freedom, make the wishes of mankind come true!
(10:08:27) YomToxic: Created on the 4th of May 2008. Only one copy exists in the backup. Go now, little game! On white wings of freedom, make the wishes of mankind come true!
(10:08:39) Parpol: wouldn't it also be extra funny if one of the feminists got triggered and started to rant about it, making it even more popular?
(10:12:03) YomToxic: yeap.
(10:12:19) YomToxic: We'll need cute anime girls as mission briefings.
(10:12:26) YomToxic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​V6ul6Og2Y0s
(10:14:00) Parpol: leave that to me
(10:16:04) YomToxic: Stage 1: Global Comiket. Stop the looters!
Stage 2: Moonbase. Aim for the sweatshops and free the lolis!
Stage 3: Mars. Find the secret base and destroy it!
Stage 4: Hot pursuit through the ass-steroid belt! Destroy the target!
Stage 5: Final showdown in Deep Space. The mothership arrives!
(10:16:09) Parpol: lol "help us, <your name here>. The feminists are trying to shut down the internet and ban us animus!"
(10:16:18) Parpol: "only you can stop them!"
(10:16:57) Parpol: stage3: venus
(10:17:15) Parpol: women are form venus, yomu. MEN are from mars </rant>
(10:17:19) Parpol: lol
(10:17:49) YomToxic: or, how about "The feminists have already won, and are attacking a transport carrier carrying the last hope of humanity."
(10:18:17) Parpol: also, a sidescrolling shooter can be easily implemented on android and ios too, lol
(10:18:31) Parpol: although the game would be banned from the stores
(10:18:49) Parpol: OR
(10:18:53) Parpol: how about this:
(10:19:04) Parpol: end of stage 3: something is happening...
(10:19:26) YomToxic: !!!!!!
(10:19:50) Parpol: "this is a news broadcast from planet earth. The feminists have taken over the white house, now known as the black bi-gender house"
(10:20:10) Parpol: and then the carrier of hope
(10:20:19) Parpol: BEFORE STORY, AND AFTER STORY
(10:20:32) Parpol: FOR ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY
(10:21:08) YomToxic: huh, is venus a thing? So... wont a secret base on mars make more sense?
(10:21:20) Parpol: lol I dunno
(10:21:26) Parpol: OH WAIT
(10:21:37) Parpol: WOMEN CLAIMED MARS BECAUSE THEY KNEW MEN ARE FROM MARS
(10:21:46) YomToxic: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
(10:21:50) Parpol: lol
(10:22:22) YomToxic: so, do we salvage forkheadius code or write something simple from scratch?
(10:22:43) Parpol: it's really easy to make from scratch, so it'll be fine
(10:22:50) YomToxic: allright then.
(10:22:59) Parpol: question:
(10:23:11) Parpol: should the hit detection of the ship be
(10:23:50) Parpol: A: pixel perfect for the entire ship
B: hitboxes
C: sphere detection for a center point (Touhou Style)
(10:23:51) YomToxic: touhou style. A surrounding 'graze' field allowing power-charge, and a central hitspace causing HP damage.
(10:24:07) Parpol: alright, so sphere detection
(10:24:14) Parpol: you have a point in the center with a radius
(10:24:22) Parpol: and it is a hit if anything is within that radius
(10:24:39) Parpol: it is a cheap hit detection that is very accurate too
(10:26:09) Parpol: what should the game be called?
(10:26:13) Parpol: feminius? lol
(10:26:14) YomToxic: "The ship is equipped with a linear torus energizer. Use enemy projectiles to charge up the secret weapon; the heavy Chmmr Alpha Laser!. We modified the original Chmmr design of the laser to allow a LOT more range while losing none of its immense damage output."
(10:26:52) Parpol: we could use different ships even, with upgrades. these things are super easy to make
(10:27:12) YomToxic: Mungus: HUMONGOUS BOMB
(10:27:20) Parpol: but yeah, using graze to charge up sounds really challenging and fun
(10:27:43) YomToxic: "A massive sphere of raw antimatter. When it hits matter, DUCK AND COVER!"
(10:27:46) Parpol: holy fuck, I want to start working on this right now
(10:28:17) Parpol: but I need to get other stuff done
(10:28:40) YomToxic: Definitely a good idea.
(10:29:19) Parpol: alright, this got me motivated to finish my work
(10:29:20) Parpol: sweet
(10:29:29) Parpol: after it is done, I'll start with the game
(10:29:35) YomToxic: Finish all your work first. Then we'll work on Loldius.
(10:29:56) Parpol: when is your work finished, by the way?
(10:30:09) Parpol: you're juggling a lot of projects, right?
(10:30:21) YomToxic: The only thing I seriously study now is japaneesu ranguaju.
(10:30:42) YomToxic: the rest of the time, I either work on sex kitten, NSD.
(10:30:48) Parpol: ah yeah, I need to get back to the JLPT studying too
(10:31:03) YomToxic: I'm taking that course next year.
(10:31:56) Parpol: also, we need to determine the bosses
(10:31:59) YomToxic: oh and I also practice drawing.
(10:32:06) Parpol: I know these two HAVE to be in it
(10:32:11) Parpol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​nvYyGTmcP80
(10:32:14) Parpol: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tr​igglypuff
(10:33:03) YomToxic: surveillance data indicates that Big Red is from Canada. After we establish a forward operations command center there, we will have to be wary.
(10:33:06) Parpol: imagine when trigglypuff starts flailing her "wings" and shoots a massive amount of bullets, lol
(10:33:19) YomToxic: Those aren't bullets! They're gobs of fat!
(10:33:29) YomToxic: Avoid at all costs! They will gum up your engines!
(10:33:44) Parpol: lol
(10:34:24) YomToxic: Buy the onboard BBQ upgrade and press the BBQ button to charge up the Octofucker Potato Cannon!
(10:34:32) Parpol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​RzA4dCT4X0I
(10:34:38) Parpol: after beating the stage
(10:34:47) Parpol: "you can now play as hugh mungus"
(10:35:08) YomToxic: How about a shop and change characters between stages?
(10:35:23) Parpol: sounds good
(10:35:30) YomToxic: obligatory cute girl as shopkeeper.
(10:35:38) Parpol: ofcourse
(10:35:50) Parpol: anything beautiful will be against radical feminism
(10:36:04) YomToxic: huh?
(10:36:14) Parpol: we want feminists to see the game
(10:36:21) Parpol: and cause a shit storm
(10:36:45) Parpol: so we should have oversexualized and cute female characters to represent the resistance
(10:37:07) YomToxic: oooooh.
(10:37:53) Parpol: we should make a thread and ask members for suggestions and to select the best feminists to represent the bosses
(10:37:57) YomToxic: Oh and POW rescue.
(10:38:07) Parpol: bombs?
(10:38:43) YomToxic: Destroy "prison pods" and then pick up the girl.
(10:38:53) Parpol: ah
(10:39:14) Parpol: yeah, sure. picking them up could be used for upgrades or money
(10:39:26) Parpol: or unlocking secrets
(10:39:45) Parpol: What should we use as title for now? I'll start the thread
(10:40:11) YomToxic: "Thank you! They were going to feed me lard and make me like a pillow or something... here's 1000 money!"
"Aah, you saved me! They hate anyone that's cuter than them... here's something I managed to take from them!" [blueprint scrap get]
(10:40:47) YomToxic: Forkius?
(10:42:46) Parpol: ok, then the title of the thread be "Forkius: The space shooter to fight radical feminism" so everyone knows it's about feminism
(10:43:02) Parpol: Forkius will be a nice and simple name for the game
(10:43:16) YomToxic: BGM WARNING: The big enemy is approaching at full throttle. According to the data, it is identified as 'Zarnajoshix XXL'. NO REFUGE."
(10:44:08) Parpol: ah yeah, should it be side view or top view?
(10:44:49) YomToxic: side view. since, parodius...
(10:45:01) YomToxic: can we alternate stages?
(10:45:24) YomToxic: stage 4: Pursuit can be top-down...
(10:47:21) YomToxic: "I will not die until I achieve something.
Even though the ideal is high, I never give in.
Therefore, I never die with regrets."
(10:48:33) YomToxic: then we add in japanese proverbs.
(10:50:04) Parpol: if we make it for phones too, then we'll need to ask the player to flip his phone for that stage
(10:50:09) Parpol: but it can be done
(10:52:12) YomToxic: "Shift gear to Pursuit Drive. To activate afterburners, please turn your phone."
(10:59:18) Parpol: lol yes
(10:59:42) Parpol: and in the flash/html5 version we can just have a set resolution with borders like Touhou
(10:59:50) YomToxic: complete with cute japanese style infographics.
(11:00:08) Parpol: and then on stage 3, the borders suddenly move away, and new borders from the sides move in
(11:00:13) Parpol: stage 4*
(11:00:46) YomToxic: How about "Compatible hardware found! Auto Pursuit Drive engaged!"
(11:01:39) YomToxic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​kNje9KoKzSQ

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Post Re: Forkius: The space shooter to fight modern feminism
How about a tag-team boss styled as a femdom couple? You can have a fat, ugly technicolor-haired behemoth of a woman as one boss. The other would be your stereotypical beta male feminist type, and he'd be on his hands and knees with a leash around his neck, functioning as an "attack dog" of sorts.

She could look something like this: http://i.imgur.com/hWUcV6e.jpg
While he could look like this: http://media.istockphoto.com/photos/you ... 39Y7QjX3E=

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this is gonna be so funny, I 1oved this characters

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Post Re: Forkius: The space shooter to fight modern feminism
This is about third generation feminism, not the traditional definition. In other words, safe spaces on campuses, and triggered angry blobs with autism (like trigglypuff)
If you can find any good pictures of fat whale feminists, or just hateful horrible feminists like big red or anita sarkeesian, post them here as suggestions.

We also need some playable heroes. If they're active fighters against feminism, for men's rights, innocent victims of feminist hate, or just trolls that enjoy seeing triggered feminists, they're suitable.

You can also suggest different attacks for heroes, bosses and lesser enemies to have. (preferably related to their characters. like big red could yell loud as fuck to interrupt your attacks (oh wait, that's every feminist), and trigglypuff flails her arms everywhere and big fat blobs loosen from her arms and start flying.)

Archon Abraxas wrote:
How about a tag-team boss styled as a femdom couple? You can have a fat, ugly technicolor-haired behemoth of a woman as one boss. The other would be your stereotypical beta male feminist type, and he'd be on his hands and knees with a leash around his neck, functioning as an "attack dog" of sorts.

She could look something like this: http://i.imgur.com/hWUcV6e.jpg
While he could look like this: http://media.istockphoto.com/photos/you ... 39Y7QjX3E=

yes! :chocoban

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