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| Author: | fluffy [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | [EoF] Nintendo and Steam |
So I did a thing. I made us official Nintendo and Steam developers. We now have legit access to real gaming platforms, consoles and access to dozens of potential players. I mean millions of potential players, yeah. I'll work on getting the other platforms soon, then we'll have access to all the sheep. The question is: now what? With the Unity doodad thingy we can throw together some kind of garbage, but more than likely it won't involve nudity. Near-porn is the best we can hope to fly under the radar but with games like Akiba's Trip and Senran Kagura figuratively fucking the line between a Mature and Adult Only rating I think we'll be fine(-ish). The thing is I don't really have much time throughout the week to work on the games. Here's where you fuckers come in. Go to https://madewith.unity.com/ and install unity, I mean duh. Then go through the tutorials and make the demo games; if you're retarded this should be a mild challenge similar to tying your shoes otherwise this should be easy. You require no skills other than following instructions. This will get you familiar with the Unity engine and what it can do. Once you're done you can come back here and I'll make a seat for you in the FH dev team and you'll have access to the files and projects for the games we'll be making. We need some skills, though, sadly and horrifically. We need an artist and a sound designer. The artist will not be drawing things. Oh no. The artist will make the 3d meshes, the textures and the animations for the games. Might need a few of these. The sound designer will need to create the unique experience of the game in the form of sound. Remember the sound of a coin plinking from Mario or a ring pickup in Sonic? That's sound design at work. What are we going to make, though?! Does anybody have any outstanding projects that they wouldn't mind being toned down from hardcore porn to near-porn and then released on half a dozen eshops? |
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| Author: | arch_enemy [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [EoF] Nintendo and Steam |
grabbed and am installing unity and am also grabbing a swf decompiler for the renpy port of sex kitten i am planning to work on today |
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| Author: | joshex [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [EoF] Nintendo and Steam |
I registered with nintendo a few weeks back as a 3rd party dev. but just as myself not as forkheads. good thing I didn;t do it or we'd have a conflict lol. if you take a look at the developer foums under wiiU you'll see I was trying to get a blenderplayer port for the wiiU and switch. I got people from both sides talking but as far as I know they never talked to each other yet. so fuck all, I might have to port the shit myself. Unity... blender models are supposed to work in unity. but unity sux ass by limiting what you can and can't do. yeah, it's fine for simle shits nshit. but I'm still gonna hold out for a blender port to Nintendo systems. then I'll rape the fuck out of their systems with the game title I'm trying to register trademarks for this week. it's gonna be kick ass, I got shit tons of concept art done. and am in talks with an IP office to get it registered, I just hope no one has taken the idea to this capacity yet. DO NOT SEARCH IT if you know the name. I've shared the name with several people here, don;t search for it on ANY search engines yahoo and google auto-search/register unlisted IPs the moment you hit enter or at least miliseconds there after. I will share profits with (hire) people here if it gets big, which it will. Yom, fluffy, Parpol, Arch, DC and SE are on the auto-hire list cause they are regulars up in this bitch and sum be teh fellow surviv00rs of teh 01d3 n37. so keep it secret and keep it safe till I blast this forum 20 times till sunday with the name of it followed by profane language the likes of which the internet NEEDS to see. :D |
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| Author: | fluffy [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [EoF] Nintendo and Steam |
Good point. I'll have to check if "Sex Kitten" is acceptable for a game name in the eshop. |
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| Author: | Odin Anarki [ Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: [EoF] Nintendo and Steam |
not exactly a project but medium tier |
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