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Post [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
“So you want a story? This is Forkheads; we have no… stories. Ours is an empire of madness and waking dreams. Although… one thing does come to mind. Why it is that we say heroes are not born. Gather and I shall recount true courage. The death of mundanes and the forging of paragons. Prepare yourself now for…”

The Epic of Forkugamesh


Set in (possibly) this universe, somewhere and when unknown, this epic follows a shiftless group of nobodies such as an arsonist, a guitarist, a catgirl and a veteran berserker. In their aimless travels they will battle the dreams of elder gods, find ancient treasures, be eaten by giant AI-controlled battleships, discover a new meaning of “lost,” and eat pizza. (The pizza is a lot more important than it sounds.)

Originally a lot of nonsense that we (kind of) structured into a text RPG carried out in the chat, these collections of nonsense are now catalogued and retold for a wider audience in the form of a game—game type yet to be determined. The player will create a character, join the scoundrels and find themselves at the mercy of whatever whimsy we think might sound cool in some kind of order loosely following what could be mistaken for a plot. Truly an epic.

What do we need? Well, we need places to be and things to do there. Even vague descriptions or cum stains on napkins with pronounceable groups of letter-like scribbles will suffice; I'm the executive of ideas, I can spin straw into gold here. We need playable races and occupations/classes. Human and kemonomimi are givens so let's get creative: this is a multi-universe-spanning game, hell, I'm an electrical outlet.

Finally, we need to actually play “The Epic of Forukamesh” (the new spelling is my error but I'm not changing it) and make new things happen. Since we've got a Discord chat going on we should be able to play much more and we really need to. Now post! Post like the wind blowing gently through an open window causing a branch to occasionally strike a key on a keyboard left on the windowsill!

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Post Re: [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
Tent monster - human hybrid. Tentomere or something sounds cool. Not into that shit but some people are.

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Post Re: [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
Living Twelve-Person Tent (with built-in insect screens) is now a playable race. Thanks to the inclusion of fluffCo™ in the Forkugamesh universe common products that are typically not sentient and would not benefit from sentience in any way are now fully qualified sentient entities.

Stats and special skills will be determined when I feel like it.

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Post Re: [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
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This device is a mechanism to generate NPCs and Characters. More feedback requested.

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Post Re: [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
I'll have to check copyright on dædra, but I like the results. I'll see about crafting a CSPRNG in C# and importing a DB and we should be able to use this as a random generator.

Your name is fluffy. You are a Daedra, 240 years of age. You were born in a grungy city in another dimension named Oblivion. Since birth, you somehow survived the bad life and made yourself into something. You had a good life as a kid, but everything ends eventually.

You are of balanced body-tone. Just the right amount of muscle here and there. Your blue hair is tousled. Your abs are well toned, either through constant training or steroid use.

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Post Re: [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
Bad Ass isn't zombie donkey!? his goal in life isn't to look for Good Ass?! SACRILEGE!

:errg :shinjif

Your name is Emo Douche. You are a Catgirl, 18 years of age. You were born in a grungy city in another dimension named Oblivion. Since birth, you were not so lucky, and experienced the fullness of suffering. You can't remember your childhood. It must've been pretty bad.

You are of balanced body-tone. Just the right amount of muscle here and there. Your dank medean hair is forward-swept. You have a disturbing thirst for blood. You simply need to let the bodies hit the floor.

lol

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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.

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Post Re: [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
List of worlds for Forkugamesh

Farn
Large insectoid buildings marching in tracks, cephalopod dwarves

Littonia
Ammonia world covered in nightclub tourism with fish people in mecha suits

Crois
million mile long X shaped space station ghetto formed by displaced civilizations whose stars burned out, contains lost technology and massive amounts of magic; situated outside the galactic magnetic field; home of universal translation magic

Crafne
Archipelago planet, shallow waters, sandy beaches, hearty but tall vegetation, only fauna is plankton, four suns, planet wiggles between them, no night

Galactic trade regulations
an extremely corrupt form of police that require taxes for protection and prejudices against the impoverished worlds; largely hated bureaucratic entity that spans fourteen planets in a three star system; non-engagement treaty with galactic code enforcement

Galactic code enforcement
ring world inhabiting goldylockes zone of mid-life red giant; dyson sphere; actual police with good intentions and over powered force; prevents spread of technology that has been deemed catastrophic to inhabited worlds (e.g., antimatter particle projection beam weapons, blackhole destabilization warheads); prison is a digital construct with a single entry/exit point from which escape has been declared impossible

Exile
A gravitationally stabilized planet situated inside the event horizon of a blackhole; requires FTL drive and AI navigation to land safely; time progresses at normal rate due to gravitational stability field; peaceful but well armed world long tired of fighting won't hesitate to throw troublemakers into the blackhole; lost magic and high magic commonplace; technology almost non-existent

Foodplex
World utterly dedicated to serving food, artificially created and grown over time, core comprised of abandoned space stations that served food, mining operations attempted typically result in lost personnel, may contain advanced space drives and matter/energy conversion devices; third separate time the world has been "discovered" adrift and put into orbit around a star, may be billions of years old

Planet seventy-four
Settled by living machines whose civilization is thousands of years old, this is (predictably) the seventy-fourth planet they've settled; extremely damaging to the planet and considered galactic locusts now attempting to reform due to the obvious inevitability of the exhaustion of fresh planets and extermination by pissed of inhabited worlds; most high tech in galaxy, unwilling to produce AI anything as appliance (no AI navs or ship parts) and see such uses as highly offensive; atmosphere not really breathable, great for plants, surprisingly green and lush, swampy even

Frozen gas giant rogue also known as goldmine or graveyard by fluffco products
a strange and dark world, rich in almost every natural resource, marked by many artificial moons that have been mining stations millions of years ago, also used as dumping ground for excess materials, seen by interstellar community as free raw materials without end, use is only regulated concerning radioactive elements; fluffco products come here to find replacement parts or die trying when mortally damaged

Those jackasses
not the real name but the beings that live here are the most arrogant and snobby assholes in the universe, probably; not really the best at anything, almost not worth going here if you have to talk to anybody from here; native planet of an animal that produces milk, said milk being able to nourish a bacteria (also native to this planet) that funnels magic, creating a cheese that has infinite uses; no space travel because their planet is obviously the best (they think rolling your eyes is a sign of respect due to hundreds of years of it)

Nox
completely boring and average world with no ocean; people live their lives, work, play and have no aspirations; space travel has become droll and routine; origin planet of gev, look kind of like human-sized ferrets with super fine fur similar to penguins, dark furred naturally, albinos historically considered genetic defects and inferior but proliferation and genetic isolation followed by desegregation resulted in widespread genetic diversity and relaxed sexual attitudes; nudists mostly, clothes are mostly places to put stuff

Lodak
planet left alone for no reason, people just don't care about it; looks like people lived here once but now it's just ruins, megalithic and steel beams, just being overgrown with vegetation; animals treat people with indifference, most are friendly towards people, even the predators; nowhere to really land, kind of have to find a field

Lodak's moon
There's an abandoned but fully functioning network of cities in bubbles connected by power conduits and transportation systems which are all running; programmed machines (not AI) maintain the complex and the speakers still chime with routine announcements like train arrivals and departures at the inter-city ports. A series of numbers occasionally displayed on automated information kiosks throughout is the only indication of how old the complex is and the numbers have no meaning to most; it's actually only been thirty years and the people living there were harvested by the invading force as raw materials; there is much porn to be had here

Orphax
the first world taken by the null; originally a star, the star was murdered and made into a super massive rocky planet by bastard science outlawed by galactic code enforcement and considered "unprofitable" by galactic trade regulations; the temple of the null god is here; more military forces than every other civilized world in the galaxy combined; your ship is somehow known and will be destroyed on sight; location is unknown but discovery without exploration is possible if you hijack a null ship; good luck

the first cluster
this is the local group of galaxies to the galaxy you're in (it's called Obtok by most and Relfin by others, then small civilizations have their own words but nobody cares about them) and home to three galaxies that call themselves "river of stars" and thirty small galaxies that get treated like crap by having numbers as designators; only two civilizations have the capacity for intergalactic travel, one of them is a bitch and refuses to share but the other realized it'd be cool and is considered the benefactor of the first cluster

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Post Re: [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
Here's a small preview of the GUI sprites Kehmicle made. Automatically resizing, color/transparency editable per panel, and beautiful as pixel art.

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I'll get the new sprites in once I transfer the files from my tablet.

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Post Re: [EoF] The Epic of Forkugamesh: The Game: The Game
YomToxic wrote:
This device is a mechanism to generate NPCs and Characters. More feedback requested.


Your name is Natsuki. You are a Nazi Elf, 301 years of age. You were born somewhere in Planet Earth. Since birth, you worked hard to claw your way out of poverty. From a young age, you became a mercenary in the local mercenary chapter, honing your combat skills.

You are of horribly frail and weak nature, and your body reflects that. Your dirty blonde hair is tied in a ponytail. Your tongue has an advanced multi-array sensor probe installed.

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Feedback, right?
Good: The text flows great and is selectable.
Bad: You have to type names constantly. How about making it remember the last name you keyed in?

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Here's a small preview of the GUI sprites Kehmicle made. Automatically resizing, color/transparency editable per panel, and beautiful as pixel art.

I'll get the new sprites in once I transfer the files from my tablet.


It looks like a DS. How's progress?

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Natsuki wrote:
Bad: You have to type names constantly. How about making it remember the last name you keyed in?

Huh, okay. I'll see what I can do about fixing that.

Natsuki wrote:
It looks like a DS. How's progress?

CLOSE. It's a 3DS ROM. :seizure

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