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so yeah I'll kinda incorporate some of the Christmas album into this.
but heres the fucky; so I'm making a 3D fuck-wit adventure all the characters will be 2D and forced to (always and track to player) so no matter what angle you be at them hoes be starin at j00.
right, but I need some shit:
Physics: 100%
Camera: 100%
Reward images: 0%. as talked about in chat I need Oppai Loli and Loli
NPCs: 0% fuck all we need sum full body Oppai Loli! and Loli pics findem nude and I can draw clothes on them or some shit they can even double as a reward by removing the clothes.
Story: 70% more info to come as needed (will update this post).
Scenery: 0%
Sky Box: 0% fuck all I need a big image of fucking clouds and sky or just clouds, what the fuck should we do?
Items: 0%
Title Bitch: 0%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The basis, the map will be a pun of middle earth from JRR tolkien's novels. the areas include:
Yon Shitter (the shire), Bitchendell (rivendell), Assenguard (Isenguard), Lo Rin (instead of lorien), the musty mountains (misty mountains)[it smells like ye olde stale ass here], whoredor (mordor), the lonely mountains (the lonely mountain), Gonador (gondor), Boneherein (Rohirim), Fapdoras (Edoras), baked town (lake town), the forest of morning wood (mirkwood), the forest of faphorn (fanghorn), the Mines of Whoria (moria), Mount Poon (mount doom).
so yeah we need NPCs to fit the environment and trivia etc.
also the goal is to distribute drugs with fancy christmasy names.
Edit: and the Ultimate goal is to findeth yon Goddess of fine tits and giveth her thine sacraments. (she's hidden and you need to ask around for clues and get items which help you gain access to her lair.
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Ok fucks I need scenery as well, it;s easy to do just go make somethign in blender and send it to me, it can be anything even a rock, plant, ice, a door(or hobbit round door), tits, a statue of a dick a giant dick tree, or even somethign cristmasy. just make something.
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I need 3D Items;
marshmallow boobies.
sugar cookies (money)
Drugs: they need to look like drugs but in christmas shapes:
Chocolate santa (magic mushroom)
Candy Cane (methamphetamine)
Gingerbread Men(LSD)
Christmas Pudding (DMT)
Christmas cake (pot)
Christmas Spirit (Jack Daniels)
Medikit Sm Med Larg
One Ring to fuck them all
Bomb (TNT)
3 pendants of Fine Tits (think red green blue like the 3 pendants in LoZ, or not! be creative!).
Trivia:
lay me up some christmas and FH trivia.