Flash lessons to get your toes wet. PART 4
I shall not be daunted.
And so, upon the night of this most sacred of times, Weekend, do I post Part four of the series.
In this episode of random nonsense, you will learn a few things.
1) Drawfagging for beginners.
2) Drawing your first loli.
3) Voiceacting.
4) Masturbating with dirty panties.
5) Expanding your vocabulary.
Part 1: Drawfagging for beginners.
You've been using ripped pictures as sprites for your male-abuse/sim date games for some time and now you realize just how cruddy they look with their white borders, pixeling and overall unprofessional look, right? Right. That's why, we're going to introduce you to the first dirty trick of drawfagging - tracing!.
Sure, it's not DRAWFAGGING per se, but it all starts here.
Get your peni UH I MEAN PENCIL TOOLS READY.
Step 1: Get your 'ripped character', and after importing the guy/gal/whateva to Flash, enter edit mode - unless you're a complete dunce, you'll know how to do that easily.
Okay! There's one Coon Son, freshly ripped and pixelly!. Sure, he LOOKS okay in a plain white background, but those pixels are gonna show. What do, what do indeed.
While you're in edit mode, give the coon boy a new, blank layer above the original.
Now, lock the original layer by clicking the lock on the layer!. How? Simple! In each layer, there are a few options toggling visibility and lock mode. In the following picture, I've used the pencil tool, and the fill tool to trace and color the Coon Son.
Note how I've locked the original layer.
If you like, you can delete the original layer. It makes no difference to me. Congratulations! Your redrawn 'coon son' is ready to offend!.
Part 3 - Voiceacting!
(You need a mike for this lesson. And basic computer software like Windows Sound Recorder. For advanced tricks, you'll need Ancient Artifact#2; Audacity! An Internet connection will be of much use to you.)
http://audacity.sourceforge.net/Tips for voiceacting.
a) Keep the damn mike away from your mouth!. Tape it to your cheek for optimal performance you don't want bursts of breath to obscure your epic rants.
b) Have a script handy. Nothing puts the suck factor on a voice actor than a stutter.
c) Be sure the room is quiet. You're a voice actor, not a live reporter behind enemy lines.
d) Practice often. Talk to yourself. Perfect control of your voice.
Lesson 4: Panties fap jutsu!
Step 1: Get a boner.
Step 2: Stretch the hem of the panties.
Step 3: Pull back foreskin (disregard this step if you're jewish/christian/terrorist.)
Step 4: Make contact on the stretched hem of your penis tip.
Step 5: Rub the hem back and forth on tip.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: PROFIT!
Part 5: Expanding your vocabulary.
Sooner or later, you'll run out of hilarious insults. You need to expand your vocabulary.
How?
Here's a handy list of inspirations in a can to watch.
1) Tourettes guy.
2) Sleep deprivation (yours). Write down every hateful though you can think of.
3) This page;
http://encyclopediadramatica.se/DOUBLE_NIGGER4) Rewatch all the FH series. Write down your ideas.
5) Drinking tea is good for your health.
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Here ends my fourth entry to the continued series. One month, and still going strong!. I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
IN THE NEXT EPISODE
"WHAT?! THE CHINESE PROPAGANDA MACHINE WAS STOLEN?!"
"NO WAY!"
"I have a submarine from hammmland!"
"ko-ni-chi-wa"
"STFULOL"
The chinese propaganda machine has been stolen, along with Part 3 of this tutorial!. What will our brave heroes do when faced with a barrage of engrish!? SUDDENLY, FROM NOWHERE.... AID FROM HAMMMLAND!. ARE THEY STRONG ENOUGH TO RESCUE THE MISSING LOLI?. STAY TUNED!.