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Chapter 2: Not a lie.

Image: We last left our unlikely father telling his daughter about his concerns for her safety and-

Image: Dad, the narrator's peeping on us again.

Image: -it seems Mr Yomz of the house of Devteam has made some plans to go shopping for arms and armor. What-

Image: ...Here's a pen, Rei. You know what to do.

Image: Okay, dad!.

Image: ...lies in the fate of this poor girl?. Is she even aware of her awful fate? Find oOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Image: Badum Ptsch.

Image: I'm back, daddy!.

Image: The good ol' 'pen in the eye' trick!. Works every time.

Image: AAAAAARRRRGH HELPME I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE PAIN OH SHITOHSHITOHSHIT...

Image: Actually, gimme that pen. I'm writing some mad slashfiction...

--

Image: Say dad, is that true? Are we going shopping?

Image: Yup.

Image: Yay! Lemme get undressed then!

Image: .... I fukkin' love that kid.

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Image

Image:... why is that little girl naked?

Image: You wanna fight, bitch?

Image: Ah! No, no sir... now, er, what can I do for you?

Image: Sure, get down on the floor and suck my 1.2 inch dick.

Image: What?!

Image: Just kidding. Hey, Rei! Pick out what you'd like and bring it to the nice lady here.

Image: Okay!

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Image: Dagger, eh? Okay, time to head home - lots more work to do right now!

Image: Yes, daddy.

Image:....

Image:.... they're gone....

Image:....

Image:....

Image:....I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to fuck myself with this here longsword...

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*There is a knock on the door.*

Image: Excuse me, is this the residence of the Devteam?

Image: And you are?

Image: Oh, how rude of me not to introduce myself...

Image: My name is Cube. You ordered a butler from ebay, right?

Image: D'oh!

Image: Haha, it's allright - happens sometimes.

Image: Allright, you're hired. Your contract lasts for the next 8 years, correct?.

Image: Yes. Now, is there anything that needs to be done?.

Image: Yeah. Get to town and pick some car magazines for me. :nosebld

Image: Car... magazines?

Image: He means porno mags, you dope!

Image: Hahahahahaha!

Image: Hahah... I see... allright, I'll be back in a bit.

--

*Yom and Rei go to the farm at the outskirts of town*

Image: Rei, in order to learn the basics of my technique, you must increase your constitution; work hard here and become stronger than I shall ever be!

Image: Will you be allright, all alone?

Image: Yeah. Why?

Image: I know you like using my tummy as a pillow. So, should I come home every day?

Image: .... yes, please. :redface

Image: Do your best, and there'll be cake!.

Image

Image:... I have a feeling this question's been asked before.... right?

Image: Damn right, and if you ask me, the next fist will be from me!.

Image:... fine, I'll stfu.

[CUE 5 DAYS OF WORKING MONTAGE]
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Gained +5 Str!
Gained +5 Constitution!
Lost +5 Refinement!

Image: Haaiii, dad! I'm back! Rawr!

Image: Well, you're a sweaty mess. I'm glad you worked hard, though.

Image: I'm more glad to be back home, though.

Image: Did you have fun?

Image: Ahuh!. So, can you give me a bath?.

Image: Ahem, May I d-

Image: GHHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!.

Image: Yeek! Okay, I'll go take care of the laundry and dinner!.

Image: Yeah, you do that.

Image: By the way, once I give you that bath, there's one more thing to do today.

Image: And that is?

Image: Not a lie.

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Image: Yay cake! *chomps*

Image: Hey! Leave some..... gah! You're quick!

Image: Sorry, dad! The cake is a lie... for you!. Bahahahahaa!

Image: :l :( :confused

Image:... aw, don't be sad. I'll let you touch my special places from now on!.

Image: Fuck yeah.

---end chapter 2.

Image: Hey guys, it's Sol. I'll be standing in as a narrator while the eye's off getting that pen in his eye removed. We now go to the royal palace with a live report.

Image: Set the barricades in the gate!

Image: Yes, milord!

Image: She must not set foot in this castle!

Image: What is happening here? Is there a new war beginning? What is the special places Rei mentioned that Yomz could touch from now on? Find out in the next chapter!

Image: Who the fuck are you?

Image: I'm... I'm... er...

THE TELEPORTING FAT GUY.

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I still don't see it. Tsk tsk.

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FUCK! MY EYE!

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Wammy wrote:
I still don't see it. Tsk tsk.


Yes you do.

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How do you know I see it? Are you my eyes? NO YOU'RE NOT

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So, how was it?

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+5 str?
SHE'S GOING TO TURN INTO A GIANT

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The limit is 999str

She has a long way to go.

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heh xD I like her with less refinement.
Rawr!

"You wanna fight, bitch?!"

Keep me posted on new chapters x)

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Hey guys, I think Chapter 2's never coming.

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Hey guys, I think Chapter 2's never coming.


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Post Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
Sweet softly ringing ballz tickling my eyelashes, while massaging bellybuttons in a yoga position and getting sucked off by 3 different races while the room floats on my fart, cleansing the ground beneath.

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some sort of japanese relaxation technique?

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Post Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
Hey, I see you started drawing pictures for comic narratives. :P

keep it up man, keep it up.

one question, though.... is the kitten box the special place????!?!? IS YOMZ GONNA LEGALY GROPE THE LOLI?!

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GODDAMNIT! only +5?

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MY NAME IS YOSHIMOTO. THE END HAS COME!

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