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: We last left our unlikely father telling his daughter about his concerns for her safety and-
: Dad, the narrator's peeping on us again.
: -it seems Mr Yomz of the house of Devteam has made some plans to go shopping for arms and armor. What-
: ...Here's a pen, Rei. You know what to do.
: Okay, dad!.
: ...lies in the fate of this poor girl?. Is she even aware of her awful fate? Find oOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
: Badum Ptsch.
: I'm back, daddy!.
: The good ol' 'pen in the eye' trick!. Works every time.
: AAAAAARRRRGH HELPME I'M ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE PAIN OH SHITOHSHITOHSHIT...
: Actually, gimme that pen. I'm writing some mad slashfiction...
--
: Say dad, is that true? Are we going shopping?
: Yup.
: Yay! Lemme get undressed then!
: .... I fukkin' love that kid.
--
:... why is that little girl naked?
: You wanna fight, bitch?
: Ah! No, no sir... now, er, what can I do for you?
: Sure, get down on the floor and suck my 1.2 inch dick.
: What?!
: Just kidding. Hey, Rei! Pick out what you'd like and bring it to the nice lady here.
: Okay!
: Dagger, eh? Okay, time to head home - lots more work to do right now!
: Yes, daddy.
:....
:.... they're gone....
:....
:....
:....I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to fuck myself with this here longsword...
--
*There is a knock on the door.*
: Excuse me, is this the residence of the Devteam?
: And you are?
: Oh, how rude of me not to introduce myself...
: My name is Cube. You ordered a butler from ebay, right?
: D'oh!
: Haha, it's allright - happens sometimes.
: Allright, you're hired. Your contract lasts for the next 8 years, correct?.
: Yes. Now, is there anything that needs to be done?.
: Yeah. Get to town and pick some car magazines for me.
: Car... magazines?
: He means porno mags, you dope!
: Hahahahahaha!
: Hahah... I see... allright, I'll be back in a bit.
--
*Yom and Rei go to the farm at the outskirts of town*
: Rei, in order to learn the basics of my technique, you must increase your constitution; work hard here and become stronger than I shall ever be!
: Will you be allright, all alone?
: Yeah. Why?
: I know you like using my tummy as a pillow. So, should I come home every day?
: .... yes, please.
: Do your best, and there'll be cake!.
:... I have a feeling this question's been asked before.... right?
: Damn right, and if you ask me, the next fist will be from me!.
:... fine, I'll stfu.
[CUE 5 DAYS OF WORKING MONTAGE]
Gained +5 Str! Gained +5 Constitution! Lost +5 Refinement!
: Haaiii, dad! I'm back! Rawr!
: Well, you're a sweaty mess. I'm glad you worked hard, though.
: I'm more glad to be back home, though.
: Did you have fun?
: Ahuh!. So, can you give me a bath?.
: Ahem, May I d-
: GHHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!.
: Yeek! Okay, I'll go take care of the laundry and dinner!.
: Yeah, you do that.
: By the way, once I give you that bath, there's one more thing to do today.
: And that is?
: Not a lie.
: Yay cake! *chomps*
: Hey! Leave some..... gah! You're quick!
: Sorry, dad! The cake is a lie... for you!. Bahahahahaa!
:
:... aw, don't be sad. I'll let you touch my special places from now on!.
: Fuck yeah.
---end chapter 2.
: Hey guys, it's Sol. I'll be standing in as a narrator while the eye's off getting that pen in his eye removed. We now go to the royal palace with a live report.
: Set the barricades in the gate!
: Yes, milord!
: She must not set foot in this castle!
: What is happening here? Is there a new war beginning? What is the special places Rei mentioned that Yomz could touch from now on? Find out in the next chapter!
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:15 pm
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
Wammy wrote:
I still don't see it. Tsk tsk.
Yes you do.
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
How do you know I see it? Are you my eyes? NO YOU'RE NOT
I hereby knight you, Sir Oblivious, of the House of Wammy.
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
Sweet softly ringing ballz tickling my eyelashes, while massaging bellybuttons in a yoga position and getting sucked off by 3 different races while the room floats on my fart, cleansing the ground beneath.
I AM WALKING MADNESS. I AM NEVER ENDING CHAOS. I AM THE SICK CREATION. WITH INSANITY AS MY BEING I SHALL DROWN THE WORLD INTO HAVOC AND ENGULF IT IN DARKNESS. MY NAME IS YOSHIMOTO. THE END HAS COME!
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:41 am
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
Hey, I see you started drawing pictures for comic narratives.
keep it up man, keep it up.
one question, though.... is the kitten box the special place????!?!? IS YOMZ GONNA LEGALY GROPE THE LOLI?!
I AM WALKING MADNESS. I AM NEVER ENDING CHAOS. I AM THE SICK CREATION. WITH INSANITY AS MY BEING I SHALL DROWN THE WORLD INTO HAVOC AND ENGULF IT IN DARKNESS. MY NAME IS YOSHIMOTO. THE END HAS COME!
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