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Except those who tout it and hate on the new. PKB would be one you might think of AFH.
_________________ The truth to everything lies in nothing. Games are awesome Nuff Said. Fuck you all, I love you so much. Storytelling is my true love. I Thought of all of these statements in an instant. I improv so well not improving is like retarding myself. BLAH BLAH BLAH Pretentious crap, references, jokes, and contrary statements.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
No updates, I see. Son, I am dissapoint.
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
AirMan wrote:
No updates, I see. Son, I am dissapoint.
Hah!. Try being disappointed now, boy!
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Chapter 4: Second Step
: Hey Dad! I got the lemonade!
: Good job! Bottoms up!
: Say, I have a question.
: What's happening?
: Yeah. I met a few on my travels. Even got into a fistfight with one over a bottle of JD. Good times.
: Hahaha! Oh dad, you're the best.
*Summer vacation ends*
: I had so much fun at the seaside!
: I'm glad. So, you ready to get back to your training?
: Actually...
: You taught me some basics at the beach, right? I practice on that all the time!
: So yeah, bring it on! Rawr!
: Good girl! Your old man's proud of you.
: Actually... I have an question.
: What is it?
: If I do good this time too, can I has fish?
: Of course.
: Yay!
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: Oh, it's you two.
: Work hard, kid. Make me proud and I'll hold up my end of the bargain.
: Yes, father!.
*Rei works at the farm for two weeks.*
Rei gains 10+str Rei gains 10+ constitution Rei loses 10 refinement.
: Look, I usually don't approve of young ladies going around naked, but ever since you decided to help out here, my profits have tripled!. So come back anytime you feel like earning some extra coin, ok?
: Ok!
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: Welcome home. How was your stay at the farm?
: I'm... tired.
: Well, you worked hard. So, I've arranged for another trip to the seaside.
: !!
: Yay!
: Oh, and one more thing.
: What's up?
: Special delivery!
: Your package's here. Go on, open it.
: What could this be?
: !!!!
: I am a man of my word, after all. =]
: Ah, master, the annual salary has arrived from the palace, along with a letter.
: Set aside 500 coins for the household. The rest to savings.
: Fi-five hundred?!
: Yes. That's an order.
: It shall be done.
: Also, let me see that letter.
: The letter? Of course.
: ...It appears to be an invitation to the annual harvest festival.
: I don't wanna go.
: ....
: ....
: .... how about I give you some private lessons for this month?
: Okay!
: ....What about me?
: I gave you an assignment some time before, right? Once you complete your survey, you can take the rest of the month off.
: Immediately, sir!
: So what are you two planning?
: You'll see.
: Allright, let's start by taking your measurements. Go ahead and strip and stand over there.
: See? With a few months of hard work, you've already improved. I believe you're ready to take on the second level of training.
: Really? Cool!
: Now, let me give you a few tips on your favored weapon, the dagger... the dagger is not a slashing weapon, but a stabbing implement. The idea is to identify a target's weak points and penetrate it, attempting to rupture its arteries and causing internal damage....
- End of Chapter 4
: Status report!
: The castle gates are barricaded, we've blocked the sewers with solid steel spiked balls and our archers are guarding the rear parapets.
: Are there any other points of entry?
: None that we know, milord.
: YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GO FIND THEM! AND BARRICADE THEM! FOOL! IMBECILE! DUMMKOPF!
: Frankly, I have no idea what's going on.
: You're serious.
: Yeah...
: NO ONE EVEN REMEMBERS OUR SUFFERING?! THE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US!
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
Excellent! You have accepted my challenge! Now... prepare yourself!
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
Well played, my friend. But this is only the beginning...
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
This thread needs more love and updates.
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Re: Yom plays a round of Princess Maker 2...
Get yo ass back here, gutsman's ass!
- Chapter 5: First snow.
: Watch out!
: I ha-
:-YOWZA!
: One more inch and there would be no more butler - be careful when throwing those daggers.
: Are you allright, Mr. Cube?
: Haha, I'm fine, ojousama!. I just came by to deliver something to the master.
: You have the files at last? Excellent. *begins reading them*
: I guess this means training's over for today, dad?
: Yeah, don't worry - we'll continue where we left off in a bit.
: It's allright, dad. I know this big secret of yours is really important, so I won't press you on it.
: ;_; You're a good kid, you know that? Here, some pocket money - now go on and enjoy the last week of the Harvest festival.
: T-three hundred gold coins!
: I said enjoy. You need money to attend the events and join the feasting.
: Yay~!
-
: Hai dad! Whatcha staring at the calendar for?
: Just thinking. Winter's pretty much on top of us.
: Winter?
: Ah, you've never experienced winter before, right?
: Yeah! What's it like?
: Cold. I was thinking of buying you some warm clothes. Wanna go with me?
: O-okay... but dad?
: Yeah?
: I don't mind a bit of cold - I bet I can stay naked too!. Rawr! I'm strong!
: .... ;_; Please?
: okay...
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: They don't carry clothes for ME. For all I know, I could be naked or something.
: Hahaha! Naked daddy!
: Oh good, you're decently dressed this time around, young lady...
: Instead of screaming like a rabid monkey on crack, how about you give her some warm winter clothes and I'll pay you, ya cumdumpster?!
: F-fine... that'll be 120 gold pieces...
: Thank you, stranger!
: J-just get out of this shop... please.
: Allright, but only because you said please.
: ....
: ....
: .... they're gone.
: .... *sobs* I give up! My life is a magnificent shambles!
: Miss? Are you okay?
: what are you doing here...
: I was looking at other clothes here!
: O... other clothes...
: Yeah! Those!
:
: I tried to wear'em but they were waaaaay too big!. Or maybe I'm wayyyy too small. ;_;
: Someday, I'm gonna be a big girl and impress daddy with the pretty red leather dress that cost 3000 gold! Bye for now!
:
:
:
:
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: Unfortunately, Rei takes a wrong turn, and arrives at the palace.
: Hold it. No one is allo- oh! It's Rei, the great hero's daughter!
: Hi mister guard! How do you know my dad?
: Indeed I do, young lady! He saved my life ten years ago! We've been best friends ever since!
: Daddy's always cool!
: I'd be a dead man otherwise. Now, how can I help you with your business here?
: I've come to see the people here.
: Hoho! You want to make connections, eh? You're quite a modern lady!. Well, then...
: Let me give you some advice. The more important the person you talk to, the greater the effect on your reputation will be. However, important people will not easily agree to meet with you.
: Oh, what should I do?
: Always be polite. The higher-ranking the person, the more particular about etiquette they are.
: Oooh! So that's what they meant by etiquette class! I saw a poster advertising that yesterday!
: Indeed. You should attend if you ever have the chance.
: I see... actually, I have a question, mister guard...
: By all means, go ahead.
: I want to know why you said people aren't allowed at the palace anymore. Dad said back in his day, the palace was an open forum, where people could visit at anytime.
: I can tell you, but please keep it to yourself, and no one else... do you promise?
: I promise. What's happening?
: I've heard rumors that the kingdom is preparing for an invasion; bigger than the war 10 years ago.
: So, that explains the barricades...
: I think my father knew. He's been training me in the arts of combat for a while.
: He's a very resourceful man, your father. But, to be tutored by the Master of the 7 Ways... That's truly an honor.
: Make him proud, milady!. Fight with grace and skill!
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: I promise, mister guard! Bye bye!
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1st November.
: I see... I'll plant the package there.
: Be sure to return soon. I have another vital mission for y-
: I'm home~
: Yikes!
: Sneakin' around, eh? I have taught you well!
: I was actually reading "car magazines". Wanna join me?
: Yay, let's read all the articles!. It'll make me more intelligent!
: Actually, about that... I was thinking of giving you a formal education. Classes, homework, all the good stuff.
: Really? But how can we afford it?
: I've already paid for it. I think this is a really good chance to increase your mental skills alongside your physical skills.
: ;_; Okay, daddy. I won't disappoint.... now...
: Go on and touch my armpits. It really makes you smile.
:
: Classes begin at 11 November. Be ready.
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Rei first goes to work at the farm for 9 days...
: Welcome, O Beloved goldmine, I will never question your sense of dress ever again. ;_;
: I'll work hard!
Rei earns 135G!
: I heard you're taking up formal education at your father's behest?
: Yes! Dad wants me to be strong in mind as in body!
: I will pray for your success!.
: Thank you, mister Farmer!
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: Welcome, young lady!
: Everything in the world can be explained by physics and mathematics-
: Is this some sort of christian magic?! O.o
: ...
: ...
: ... pffffftHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
: Thank you, young lady... I haven't laughed like that in years!
: You're welcome, mister teacher!.
: As I was saying... mysticism is the product of ignorance. Miracles and sorcery are nothing more than scientific phenomena. It's just that, right now, we lack the knowledge to explain their principles.
: Science will dispel mysticism and guide mankind into a shining future!
: Ooh, sinister - yet inviting.
270G was spent for 25 Intelligence points!
: This class ends today. Please continue to apply yourselves, and don't lose your dedication to science!
: I feel smarter already.
: You're a natural, my lady! Please come back if you have the urge to develop your wonderful mind!
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: Whooey. I'm winded. Dad, I'm hom-
: Dad? Bags packed already?!
: You did well this month. You definitely deserve a vacation.
: Are we going to the beach again?
: Nope. We goin' to the mountains this time.
: Hurray! Adventure! Yodelaiheehoo!
: What a bundle of raw genki!.
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December 1
: Welcome home! I bet the mountains looked beautiful in Fall.
: It was a bit cold...
: But I was naked for days! Because dad said I coudn't take it! Ha ha har! I'm tough!
: Actually, you gave up after 3 minutes and just sat by the fire for the rest of the week.
: ...party pooper.
: .... hahahha, next year, I'll be tough enough to last TWO WEEKS!. Look forward to it!.
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: Dad! DAD! COME LOOK! ITS A WEIRD WHITE STUFF THAT'S COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD!
: Snow, huh? When you're going to the farm, you HAVE to bundle up, okay?
: Yeah. I can't handle being naked right now...
: We really should ask the young mistress to change to her winter clothing.
: Duh.
: These clothes...
...feel kinda nice... I'll have no problems working on the farm now.
: Going already?
: Ahuh. Try not to spill any smelly stuff on your car magazines while I'm gone!
: !
: ! master? y-y
: ....
: ....
: ....
: .... shut up, it was an accident....
: HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA!
: ;_;
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: Not even winter can stop you?!. You truly are a blessing...
: I didn't want you struggling here all alone, so I came to help!
: Okay, we need to scrape off all this snow this time. Crops need room to grow, right?
Day 1-11 Rei earns 140G! Rei's strength increased by 10! Rei's strength increased by 10! Rei's refinement went down by 8...
Day 11-22 Rei earns 142G! Rei's strength increased by 10! Rei's strength increased by 11! Rei's refinement went down by 7...
: We did it... ALL the snow's scraped off! Do you realize what we did here?!
: We saved the crops you planted?
: EVEN BETTER! We saved this season's harvest! If we failed, we'd have to go without wheat!
: Ooohh!!
: Seeing you work so hard put the fire of determination in these old bones! Thank you so much!.
: I'll be going home now. Whoooeeeeey! I'm pooped!
: Rest well! You've definitely earned it!
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On the way home... Rei bumps into an unfamiliar man.
: Ah, sorry! I was dreaming of the mountains!
: Happens. I was dreaming of the beach in winter.
: When I'm strong enough, I'll stand on the beach naked in winter!
: Now that I have to see!
: She's becoming a good influence, I see.
: Oh, how foolish of me!. Allow me to introduce myself! I am Youngin Officerus, a visiting officer from an allied country!.
: It's nice to meet you too!. Happy new year!
: Ulp! It's the new year already?!
: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!
: So, what kind of work do you do at the palace?
: What? That is... Oh, I know! I patrol!. I look out for suspicious people!
: I see, that sounds like a difficult job...
: N-No, not really, it's no big deal.
: You should'nt talk about your job like that! It's important in any job to give it your all!
: You're right. It's exactly as you say.
: I'm sorry for being rude, but it's what my father used to say.
: You have a really good father.
*Rei passes some time pleasantly with the young officer.*
: I had fun today.
: Me too, but I have to go home now. Dad'll be waiting for me.
: Rei, I'm only at the castle in January. The next time I can see you is a year from now. Will you promise to come visit me?
: I promise!
: I'll give you an inside tour next time. Look forward to it.
: Yay, tour!
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: Oogh, I'm utterly at my rope's end... I'm home...
: Mistress!
: Dad, can you can you please take me to be-
: You're just in time! We're leaving for a winter vacation in the sea!
: No way!
: YA WAY!
: I love you, dad!
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: Whoa! It's cold!
: Told ya it would be cold. Now please put your clothes back on.
: You win this time, dad! But there will always be a next time!
-
: Welcome home, master and young mistress! The ocean was a different place in winter, wasn't it?
: C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c : Cold? : Combo breaker!... darnit! Too late!
: But... Cooking and cleaning? Does the farm ask you to do extra work nowadays?
: Actually, no. I just helped mister butler around the house...
: You're not gonna fire me, are you?
: No. I'm proud of you both. A humble attitude like that'll take you far in life.
;_;
End of Chapter 5: First Snow. -
MEANWHILE IN THE PALACE:
: Sir! Metal Gear REX has been placed in the lower hangar, with your throne room serving as an access point! Our fortress is now invincible! The Princess of Hell can never breach these walls!.
Bravo! haha, for some reason the pyramid eye always makes me laugh no matter how small his part. Also, it made me smile when she got the fish. you make a good princess owner! A bit unorthidox maybe, but good none the less!
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Chapter 6: A dark plot awakens...
: Those fools dared to ignore me.
: They have insulted me with their idiocy.
: For this unforgivable crime... these pathetic mortals...
: will...
: PAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
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At the palace...
: My lord, we do not see her anywhere.
: SILENCE, PEON! Help me climb into the seat of Metal Gear REX!
: ... you're having trouble fitting into that thing.
: Shut up!. All I need is the butter! Bring me the butter!
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: I'm done planning my evil plot, now, let's go visit the Devteam Residence.
: ... so, you were promised an inside tour of the palace, eh?
: Yeah, but some of the others in there seemed... jumpy.
: Huh. I wonder why.
: Master, mistress! I have returned!
: The package is in place, I trust?
: Whoa! Another present?!
: Well... let's hear the master explain everything...
: Well, its the secret you often hear us talking about. The rite for your coming-of-age.
: Tradition in my family states that the chosen heir of the clan, on their 13th birthday, must surpass a series of challenges, battles and tests of courage and collect the proving from the place it has been hidden. I have had my butler hide my family's sword in the mountains-
: ... you want ME to be your heir?!
: Yeah. It'd be a g-
: YAHOOOOO!
: Gak! I'm being crushed!
: Well! Can't stay here! Got a sword to collect! Gotta go!
: Ah! Wait, young lady!
: Huh... you think I'm not strong enough?
:... yeah. Listen, you need to learn how to fight first. Sure, you're a tough li'l kid - but... I worry about you going and getting killed or-
: I was just pulling your leg! So, I need to learn how to fight, right?
: ... yeah.
*knock knock*
: Now who could that be?
: I'll get it!
: ... hello? Is Rei here...?
: ...
: Ah, its my boss from the farm! What happened, mister?
: You have to help me! I need someone to help at the farm, and all my workers have gone and taken a week off!
: Dad! We have to help him!
: ...Let's go. Cube, buddy. Guard the ol' place for me.
: Of course, master!
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...That girl's got mad health for a 10 year old.
: I see we've moved a lot of produce to the palace. Why?
: I'll keep no secrets from you, milord - the king is stockpiling weapons, food and fuel at the palace.
: What's going on?
: It's all very hush-hush... but I think they're gearing up for a war.
: Listen, do me a favor, and keep me informed. I don't like this one bit.
: Of course, milord.
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: He's just toughening her up so he can ravage her! I have to stop him! But how?! he's brainwashed his own daughter! She'll stab me in the eye if I try to attack them directly!
: ...
: ... Idiot.
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Chapter 7: And everybody was kung-fu fighting! Ha! Wu Chop!
: Soon, she will go on her final training mission...
: That's when I'll strike.
: Heh heh heh.
: They'll learn...
: Soon...
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At the palace dungeon hangar...
: ...
: ...
: ...
: ... It's happened, didn't it?
: ... Yes...
: I told you, my lord, that you REALLY should have used the bathroom BEFORE you got into that thing!
: My best coat is ruined... ;_;
: And now we're all out of butter too....
: Fuck my life. ;_;
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: It's been half a year since she's been with us... eh, Cubester?
: Yes, sir. Is something wrong?
: Eh, I'm just glad I found the text files again.
: T-text files?
: I'm off to work, dad!
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: You seem a bit... uncomfortable, my lady.
: I'm just bummed because I have to wear these clothes.
: Don't be sad! Spring is almost here!
: Spring?
: Indeed! It won't be so cold anymore!.
: Wow, really, mister? I can't wait!
: Let's work hard and drive the cold away!
: You are literally a godsend. If I could, I would pay you even more... ;_;
: I'll come back next week, then!
: Please do. ;_;
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: Ah, you're home.
: Dad, I need a favor...
: Is something wrong?!
: Yeah... Mister Farmer is still having a big workload to do. Can I go help him again this week?
: I see... but can you handle the stress of working for two weeks?
: I'll have to try! We're all gonna starve if we don't do something!
: I understand - but please dont hesitate to call us over if things get too burdensome, okay?
: Yes, father.
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: You're back.... are you allright with having to work two shifts?
: Bring it on!.
: I love you. ;_;
: Whoa! It's pretty warm out right now!
: Are you gonna do what I think you're gonna do?
: Yeap!
*Rei strips nude, and with her clothes dangling from her arms, runs off in a buun (airplane arms) pose.*
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: I'm hooooooooome!
: Ah, you must be my new student...
: ...
: Indeed. Rei, meet Carl the Fox.
: Are you a foxy man?
: Ahahahahaha! I like you already!
: Dinner is served, everyone!
: You'll be starting class first thing next month.
: ... Dad?
: Hm?
: Are those packed bags in the hallway?
: What, you thought I'd forget to take you for a vacation after all you did?
: That's why I let you touch my armpits.
:
: Go on~ Touch 'em... You knooooowwww you waaaaaaant tooooooooooo~
:
: I have the best upskirt in the universe.
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: I still feel a little out of it, though...
: You did work for two weeks like a hardcore hero, my lady...
: Only one way to fix that...
: How?
: With Capitalist Power!
: Go, dad! Go!
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: I think I can kill anything that comes my way now!
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: I'm back! Let's get to work!
: I'm so grateful, Lady Rei.... I dont give a fuck what the other farmers say about me anymore...
: We should expand our plot to that side! It may look a bit sparse, but between me and you working on it, I'm sure it'll be great!
: Okay! Gimme a sec to strip!
: Are you feeling allright? You've been working really hard these days.
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