And suddenly, a new chapter appeared.
Chapter 3: Special Places.
: Yo, everyone! Sol here. And I'm bringing you a recap of the last episode. : There's a frenzy of activity in the castle, barricades and entrenchments are being dug. I went in there to find out what was happening, but had to teleport out. : Something's happening in there, and I plan to find out what. With that out of the way, we now return to the Devteam residence...-
: Ooh, oh... please... a little deeper, dad... 
: Ah, you like this way better, right?
: ...please... be gentle...: Oh, okay. How's this?
: Ahh~, dad, you're magic with fingers...: Relax your muscles, that'll help too.: Ah... I'll....I'll try...: You're doing magnificently, my dear.: Dad... I... I'm ready... to...: Don't hold back.
: What the fuck are you doing to her?! : ...!: I dont give a fuck what god says anymore! I'm going to kill you and take her back to heaven! 
: Hey, watch it, lady! If you hurt dad, I'm gonna hurt you more!: ...? B-but your father... he was moles-: I let him touch me, okay?. It's none of your business!. : b-but...: GET OUTTA HERE! AND BE GLAD I RAN OUT OF PENS! JERK! : ...: ^____^: ...I love you, kid.: Say dad, can I raise my arms now so you can let go of my armpits?: ...Oh, uh, sure.
: ....: What.: ... I, er... got your 'car magazines'.: Fuck yeah.
: Oh, dad! Can I read it too?: Sure, why not. Let's go to your room.: Yay~!.-
: Sometime later...: I thought I was the narrator?: Screw off, old goat.: That's it, eye! You're going down!: Not so fast, old timer!Link
: Nooo! Adios, and goodbyyyeee!!!-
: I'm off to work at the farm! See you in two weeks!: If you do well, I'll have a special treat for you.: Cake!: Even better.
: Ooh, I cant wait!.: ...: ...: ... she's gone.: ...: ... Cube? Pack our bags. We're going on a trip.
: A trip, you say? : Yeah. You head over to the southern lakes, and bring a survey report. I'm headed towards the northern mountainlands.: I'm not much of a fighter...: You can fly away from any fight. I need this report done in 2 weeks time.
: Allright. See you then, sir.-
: Erm, your father isnt here... so... let me ask you this...: What is it, Mr. Farmer?: Why does your father let you walk around naked?: Oh! That's because I like it! Dad's the best!.: ....*sigh* just get to work. : Okay!.[2 Weeks of work montage]
Str went up by 10!
Const went up by 10!
Refinement went down by 8...
: I'm rich! -
: I'm home, dad!. I did great! Can I have my present now?!: Oh good. Sure, once Cube comes back.: Oh? You sent Mr. Cube to get more porno mags?: Not this time. I sent him to get s-
: Ah, sir... I*wheeze* I've arrived!: Excellent. Do you have the information I requested?: Of course. Please forgive my tardiness...: What're you up to, dad?: It's a surprise... ![:;]](http://www.forkheads.net/images/smilies/icon_forkheads_wink.gif "wink"){kind=icon}
: Oooh.: I've arranged for a week-long vacation at the seaside, as a reward. : Yay, dad!
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: And so ends chapter 3, without any significant loss of life...: Personally, I'm curious. What IS going on at the castle?: I guess we'll find out soon enough. As for me, I'm going to go sneak into the castle...: God, why is Venus so damn upset? She's been cooped up in her room weeping and listening to Link
: *sob* She LIKES it... she really LIKED it...: Don't know, don't care. 
End of Chapter 3.