Did I mention I'd be instituting economic reforms to help forkheads?
Because here comes wave one.
Now, students dont have to live in filthy shacks! Aren't I the nicest guy evar?
Next up....
No, this is not a nacho shop - but it is the national police HQ!. Finished at last, this state-of-the-art security station is where the well-trained mods now can monitor the entire island and drop the banhammer on them adbots in seconds! Popups? DED! Popunders? DED!
However, a new threat emerges...
...rumor has it that that some people don't like us establishing a free nation; and since our higher average wages are threatening to cause problems with their workforces in our country! We will have to prepare a special unit of operatives to counter the threat of foreign agents attempting to sabotage our peaceful country!
With this thought in mind, we continue to build more entertainment centers...
What's better than a restaurant?
A Nighclub! Let's kick-start the nightlife on the island with The Jungle Trophy Nightclub!
Sure, it might not be a large-scale operation like The Fucking Dino club, but... hey, it's a start, eh?
Now then. Let's start setting up our Secret Police. The base is constructed near the police HQ; an unused pub.
Doesn't look like much, eh? Don't be fooled, friend...
The first operating squad of the Secret Police is ready!
Able to conduct covert surveillance, sabotage, and even assassination, these mods are the ultimate defense; able to counter enemy infiltrations, deprogram advanced spambots and otherwise, make life miserable for anyone trying to attack our country!
With the National Police, backed by the Secret Police now in place, the safety, security and rights of all Forkheadians is assured! The construction of the second step of Maslow's Pyramid is complete!
Our next task will be to further assist the citizen in the pursuit of happiness!
Our economy looks good now. This is why, I have a question for you, my dear friends...
The forkheads economy. What direction should we take?
Agricultural: Produces food for local use. Surpluses are exported.
PROS: Almost never face starvation. No dependence on foreign countries to buy food. CONS: Requires low pollution. Requires large workforce.Industrial: Produces goods for local use. All surpluses are exported.
PROS: Large-scale profit. No dependence on foreign countries when locally-built items are available. Large-scale production.CONS: Causes pollution. Requires trained workforce (Highschool, college). Requires hospital services to treat injured workers.
Service: Works on tourism and office services, such as banking, offshore banking and outsourcing work.
PROS: The money just rolls when you have a good tourist rep. Banking and outsourcing brings in $$$$.CONS: Underhanded businesses may exploit Forkheadians. Tourists can sue if hurt.