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Author: | Odin Anarki [ Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:39 pm ] |
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Hold elections. |
Author: | Rem [ Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:29 pm ] |
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Headfuck The Wise! wrote: Hold elections. |
Author: | Odin Anarki [ Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:11 am ] |
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Give a speech, you know everyone loves your speeches. |
Author: | Rem [ Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:15 pm ] |
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Can't hurt. I mean, it's not like you'll turn 50% of the population against you that easily. |
Author: | joshex [ Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH: Tropical Remix! |
then all you need to do is follow through on the 2 farms and restaurants you promised then steadily ease in some facist policies about crime reporting and such just make it sound like it's something to stop the criminals, they you need something to blacklist (creating a domestic enemy that only the government can stop), something like say horny adults who look at a specific type of porn online, some sort of minority thing. black list it and make it a serious offense, then make the normal people hysterical about it, offer protection. Create a fake natural disaster like global warming and using the media (paying them off) formulate a strategy to say that with the government's help you can avert this disaster., blame people for thier usage of certain things that cause your disaster but don't all out blame them passivly just mention whats causng it as sommethign the people do every day. this makes the people think very bad and poorly of themselves. Don't act against these people, don't name names, the goal here is not to arest people for it just make them feel uneducated and worthless. Create a war you need to thin your population otherwise people will riot when it's overpopulated and no one can find jobs. Allow illegals to come in and work, but they aren't allowed to legally leave with any money they make for 9 years, and they must pay taxes but can't get benefits or vote, the tax money collected will be used to help the current official citizens have a better life, country and retirement. Your approval rate goes up. now make laws to extend your ability to rule for as many terms as you are voted in, no limits. Make a public spectacle influence some crazy person from a mental institution to go out and shoot a whole bunch of people. Make legislation to ban all guns (don't tell them the ligislation's fine print says the government and military will still have guns). gain public support. release more crazy people and tell them to do random acts, make sure they are caught on a grainy camera feed so no one can identify them. release public watching police/military to 'protect' people from these persons. Star letting companies twist the laws to make insane profits, buddy with the companies but keep it off the records, accept bribes from companies but keep it off the records and let the companies get super insanely rich. Create a fiasco like a housing crisis that makes money 'disappear' now tell the public about the loss, don't directly say it was there fault, say it was the individuals who took out the loan's fault. have your companies run with the money to foriegn banks pay off the media continuously and have all media officials secretly work for the govenrment but completely off the records. don't report the companies running with the stolen money. devalue the currency by printing more money, have your companies readily suck it out of the public's hands and create more debt, export the money to foriegn countries until the money is worthless but still the country will survive because it grows it's own food and food will remain a cheap commodity and will adjust in rpice with the value of the dollar, food prices will go down as the dollar is worth less. with all your farms create massive amounts of food, too much for the market. Instal insurance agencies and high price colleges, make car insurance mandatory after releasing mental patients onto the road to create accidents. have banks issue credit cards and loans and mortgages, buy out the realtors and have them all charge high prices for housing they mass develop. issue housing loans. keep the country in debt but don't make it too mch debt, leave them money to afford basic food and such. stifle the ecconomy, create tons of dead end low pay jobs, all the high pay jobs require education degrees which are too expensive for normal people but they can take out a loan. off the record gain ownership of all the big companis that have lots of money by befriending thier owners. Create a rich peoples club off the records and make a golden and unspoken unwritten rule, only rich people may in the club can get the high paying jobs, keep the graduates in low paying jobs maybe give them a job that pays double what a normal citizen gets but still not much, just enough to make them believe they are better off. milk the money fromt he ecconomy in this fashion until people get restless and angry. now is the time to push civil rights issues such as homosexuality, push is the right word push it back and forth never let it win or loose. advertise it in the media even though it's about a minority. work on as many of these issues as you can. now create more fake natural disasters to protect your country from. get them relying on the government ever more with each month. Secretly move the real government headquarters to an international location. so all the politicians are safe from mutiny. Start wars with less developed countries, remember you need to thin the population but you need to keep the army busy and employed too so they can't riot with the rest of the country and can be pulled back under your control to defend you. Proclaim yourself totalitarian ruler Supreme Emperor. and disable all further elections. make a city in a foriegn country to keep yourself and the military in, pay the military well, make it illegal for any citizens of your country to join the military and pay the military members to live and find love in the military complexes, spawn generations of loyal soldiers, pay them 4 times that of a normal citizen with special benefitsin exchange for them to stay together in one relationship and only have 2 kids each to keep thier populations under control so they don't cost too much. mandate all farmtools be taken from the farmers, and replaced with uptodate farming machines tell the public it's a gift to help them work easier. have most of the country be farms so food is never short. supply free porn and other basic desires for the people. disable citizen rights laws and allow prostitution and all forms of sexuality. now your people are forever in debt to you, and are forever bound as slaves and don't even know it. if you ever need to thin thier populations just encourage some terrorists to come in and surprise the nationa dn kill a bunch of people you think were protesting you. blame it on the terrorist and promise retribution, talk with the terrorists and ask them to take a fall and partner with you., you 'captre the terrorists' now ask the terrorists who out of them is the lonliest most disliked fuck of all who has no family no friends and no life. make that fuck the leader and execute him so your country will feel proud, have the other terrorists agree to not fight again, release them and wait a few generations for more enduced population control. repeat process of enduced terrorism with another poor medialess nation. blame thier acts against your people on terrorism. your people rely on you and don't even know the truth. and no one will tell them the truth cause everyone is paid off. |
Author: | stup [ Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH: Tropical Remix! |
congratulations on your low priced gambling habits |
Author: | Pantsman [ Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:33 pm ] |
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Its only because we havent built a casino here... |
Author: | Odin Anarki [ Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:34 am ] |
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Lol, It's really turning out great. I might play this game sometime. |
Author: | Zweihart [ Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:57 pm ] |
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And then suddenly; silence. What's the full name and version of this game I want to pirate it. |
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