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Life Support system, terminated...
Life Support system, terminated... Life Support system, terminated... Life Support system, terminated... Life Support system, termineaaanttt- "Okay, enough already. I know." "Damn... What the fuck happened..." *presses the button on the biopill dispenser, but it doesn't work.* "Fuck. Did they really eat all my food...?" *frustrated, I hit it, to hear the 'twing' sound and a tasty biopill issues from it.* *As I eat the nutritious artificial protein, I suddenly realize there IS no one around.* "Where the fuck is everyone at?" I climb the stairs and look at the room. It's a communal room. And outside the windows, I see... dirt. Suddenly, it all comes back to me, how we were sailing the sea of stars in that wreckage of a ship barely held together by ducttape and belts. "HOFUCK. DID WE LAND?!" I was met with silence, naught but my own voice echoing through the silent hallway. *I take a deep breath as I half-walked, half-ambled to the bridge.* The voice was right. The life support system had long since degraded. And here and there, I saw signs of a violent crash. Roofs torn in, leaking dirt and gravel. Windows that once were my gateway to a universe blocked with dirt. The Transport system was nonfunctional. Even the lights had gone out, all but the crystal tube ones. They last for MILLENIA. I freaked the fuck out and ran to the exit, stumbling over loose stones, to what I hoped was the exit. The door was functioning, and I quickly ran into the airlock. BIG MISTAKE. It was jam-packed with dirt and gravel. That's when I lost it.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
wow, thats deep man
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
copy pasta?
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
well, we do have a minecraft server so perhaps its not
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
I don't know for how long I shambled the halls of the ship. But I remember fainting at the controls after my 20th time failure in getting the engine to work. No fuel, it says! The fuck!? Nuclear reactors don't run out of fuel! That's when I heard it. Flowing water. That's when I realized I was very, very thirsty. I slowly realized where I was. I had slid down the stairs back into the main hallway. Realizing I had to have a drink, I began to mindlessly crawl to where I heard this sweet sound. At the back of my mind, alarm bells were ringing. "ALIEN! MONSTER! TENTACLE RAPE!", but I pushed them aside and continued my search. My wandering mind finally located the source of this sound; the deck access from the medical wing. I opened the security door, and then, my stomach took a nosedive to my toes. Part of the ship's hull had collapsed, and a thick glass sheet was wedged where the deck access would be. What made me freak out was the liquid that was above it. Water? Or an alien compound that would kill me on contact?. I moved away, and closed the airtight door, then ripped out the control panel to be sure. Then, came the question; how deep was this gigantic tomb under?!. I didn't plan to stick around and die like this, so I headed over to the starboard side of the ship, to try my luck with the deck access there. So many things ran through my mind as I walked over. "THE AIR IS POISONOUS!" "MONSTERS!" It was time to do or die. I placed my finger on the access panel, and the door opened. And just past the access was the trapdoor, and a smooth draft of sweet air. I took a deep breath and waited there, for the supposed poisons to take effect. A few moments later, I had calmed down. Popping another biopill, I walked to the trapdoor, which, by a freak chance, was still functional. I slowly pressed the access panel, and watched as the powered pneumatics drew back the trapdoor, crushing a layer of dirt. And there it was, bigger than life, sunlight!. I was half-expecting a huge monster to rip my head off the moment I emerged from the ground, but somehow, I clambered up the ladder and crawled over the dirt, into the open. It seemed as if I had been down here for a while. The ship was entirely covered by dirt, and yet, here and there, I saw debris from the ship. And a bit further, I recognized one of the wings of the starship poking out of the dirt. Judging by the amount of dirt piled up on its base, it had been there for a while. As far as the eye could see, was a great plain, full of grass and flowers. "Where am I? And where are the others?" I said to no one in particular. I took another deep breath, relishing the freshness of the air - and then smelled the unmistakable odor of fire.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
now that's getting interesting.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
OMFG AWESOME. albert johnson minecraft. We should make our own texturepack.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
jewsus geet on minecraft
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
AFH geet on minecraft
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
will do
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
fuck, where is everyone?
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
they get on at different points of time
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
so, minecraft FH texture pack. Who is in?
I'm thinking albert johnson sun, with screaming nu metal type albert johnson for moon.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
A bit unnerved by the idea of a fire in such a pristine place, I quickly made tracks towards the thin stream of smoke I saw a few meters off. What a sight met me! There was an enormous gorge, obviously cut through by the falling of a large object, which ended in a pile of dirt which I stood on. And there, at the bottom, was the flaming corpse of the ship's engine, cut clear of the main fuselage and leaking fuel that gave vent to a blazing inferno. Now I understood why the ship's controls refused to budge. At that moment, my suit's Geiger counter began to tick, and realizing that standing around near a burning engine leaking radioactive materials was NOT a good idea, I ran off back to the ship's hatch. It was time for me to check out my surroundings. I headed back to the cargo hold (which was surprisingly intact, despite the fact that we had pretty much punched through a planet's atmosphere and crashed into the planet). I grabbed a rifle, some ammo, a few rations, and a mapper before heading out. The land was rich, that's for sure. And the grass was lush and green. I decided to use the wing of the ship as a waypoint of sorts. Upon arriving at the wing, my original observations was confirmed. A large buildup of dirt confirmed that it had been a while since the wing had impacted there. "How long have I been here?" I wondered again. I began to make a circle around my location, so as to cover maximum ground around my starting point. It was at that moment a loud, lowing sound made me jump 3 feet in the air and do a perfect barrel roll. Pulling out my rifle, I quickly aimed it at the dirt patch where the sound had come from. Out of the dirt, it crawled out, a perfectly camoflaged beast. It regarded me with a look of mild curiosity, then turned away to chew on the grass. Laughing to myself over my action, I put away my rifle and continued to map the land. It was a few hours when I returned to my ship. By this time, I was feeling hungry, and decided to have an early dinner and call it a night.
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Re: Life Support system, terminated...
hey, i already read this before you posted it!
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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