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Fellow citizens of Forkheads, I have grim news on this new years' day. Yomuchan has fallen in glorious battle, defending the FREEDOM of Forkheads, and it is with a heavy heart, that I, STARSCREAM, take my place as Supreme Leader of FH. I thank you all for attending my coronation. Under my kind and benevolent leadership, this empire will-
*CRASH*
Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!
*PEW! PEW!*
*KABOOM!*
I told you not to use that one!
*Jiggly*
*KABOOM!*
*PEWPEWPEW!*
Ahahahhahaahhaha!
*CRASH!*
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Sure's a big gunfight going on in Studio 2...
*shrug* Oh well...
First things first - HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone! We had a lot of trouble the past few days with site uptime, and shit otherwise going south. Good thing I managed to take backups just a few hours ago - so even if this site becomes unusable, we'll just set up elsewhere! FH FOR EVER!
And now, on to the second part of the address - while the recent downtime halted repair works on our game section, rest assured that with the cessation of shitty downtime, repairs have started up again. We will be committed to ensuring the peace and freedom of all our game gourmets in this year, as we were in the last.
Once again, a reminder -
Direct download links are your FRIEND. They FIGHT for FREEDOM.
Moving on, our major project, NSD, has moved from v0.22 (World map) to v0.33(NPCs and Such). We shall, over the next few days, implement all the training areas, jobs and miscellaneous NPCs. But first, say hello to a chap we've all come to know from his appearances in the last few productions!
This opportunistic genius salesman slings what he can get - black market gear, ice cream and now cars! You name it, he's got it. You want a bargain, Honest John Nizgyn's got the bargain.
And now, it's time to reveal the mural - the group pic I was working on for the last two days! I proudly present... the annual FH group pic 2015!
And now, what you folks have all been waiting with bated breath for...
I went to expensive nightclubs, lost my jacket and sweater, missed the countdown, threw up in some toilet somewhere, got lost, was dragged into a whore house and spent 26 000 yen on a chinese prostitute just so I could warm myself in their nice rooms.
Happy new year, everyone!
Achievement unlocked: prostitute Achievement unlocked: chinese
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Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:12 am
tuypo1
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Re: State of the Union Address 2015
and thats why i dont drink to excess
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Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:26 am
tuypo1
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Re: State of the Union Address 2015
i bet even /b/ would laugh at you now im going to go find out
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Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:27 am
tuypo1
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Re: State of the Union Address 2015
jeez /b/ does not even care
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Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:39 am
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Re: State of the Union Address 2015
/b/ never cares any more, unless you are one of the key media figures of thier political belief sect.
The internet has fallen hard, the liberal government has found ways to infiltrate the internet and control what the weak minded think, thier goal is to have everyone be a pacifist and just accept everything no matter how morally and ethically degrading. they tell people this pacifism is the only true way to be a good person, so hen someone who obviously has severe mental problems comes to you in thier moment of need and wants advice pacifists just tell them "It's ok I accept you for who you are"
And then Jason said "wow really you don't mind I want to kill people? ok! here I go! - afterwards all the Jason movies take place, because now no one can convince him that it's wrong "cause the media told me it's ok"
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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:50 am
Parpol
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Re: State of the Union Address 2015
I think the prostitute robbed me. All my cash was gone. lol
Achievement unlocked: All your moneyz are belong to China.
Also, does this mean FH is the last Home of the Free, and Land of the Brave? :D
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Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:39 am
joshex
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Re: State of the Union Address 2015
sounds like you were definitely raped up the arse, thats why you don't carry money, just a card and some bus change or sandwich money. that way when you rent a room with a prositute she goes to clean you out and you can trollface when she starts yelling at you in japanese/chines about how she did all that and wasted that much time for 75 yen. seriously man be more careful next time, and make sure your cards are still there, also check your bank account and card history. might also want to contact a free credit agency for a free credit report to make sure no loans are being taken out in your name.
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Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:03 am
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Re: State of the Union Address 2015
I'm glad I installed a Killzone Killsat on me.
Anyone approaching to less than 2 meters from me gets shot in the head by a SNIPER IN SPACE.
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Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:33 am
Parpol
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Re: State of the Union Address 2015
I'm not bringing my card next time, and I am going to limit my cash to 5k max, meaning about 5 drinks. I'll bring a small bottle of sake with me and have a go at it when no one is watching. it's not illegal to drink in public here.
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