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*Yom crashes into the podium on a twuck loaded with porno, hentai, lewds and OCs.*

Right on time, like a hero of space!.

... uh... the podium's crushed so you people don't mind if I use the twuck as a stand, right?

Allright, let's get the speech started!

We start on an upbeat note - news of the opening of active trade routes between developer communities that, like us, are dedicated to bringing free content to the world at large. More distribution runs to more places, more street cred as our productions find a bigger and bigger audience - and who knows, maybe even new members! As the year progresses, we'll be exporting more product to an ever-increasing amount of communities worldwide. Let's make this happen!

Second up on the list is NSD - a progress report, if you will. I've made the changelog of NSD public so you can keep up with the developments as they happen. The most recent version of the changelog will be available here. 2016 will be the year NSD is finally released - almost 10 years after the infamous Klacid-era sim date games hit the open market! To that end, I'll be focusing on developing NSD exclusively - the production of sex kitten games, will fall upon you, my good friends. More than ever, we need YOU to take part in the development process! So fucking what if you can't code? You can throw in ideas, graphic resources and dialog/trivia! That's what its all about, remember?

On the topic of recent happenings, we must take a somber tone - a new generation of over-privileged, thin-skinned worms have taken to the internet to rob others of their freedom, liberty and rights. They seek to take away all that you hold dear, the right to speak freely without fear of unjust prosecution, to practice your faith unto yourself without fear of state-backed reprisal, the right to watch hentai in the comfort of your own home. Who are they? Angry middle-eastern terrorists that dream of conquering the world? Close, but we now speak of the so-called 'overprivileged prude movement' movement. Many have asked regarding my stance on those invasive germs that are going around trying to turn the internet to an inoffensive, old media outlet.

Let me quote here, the words of the great Franklin D. Roosevelt.

"It is whispered by some that only by abandoning our freedom, our ideals, our way of life, can we build our defenses adequately, can we match the strength of the aggressors. - I do not share these fears."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt, May 26, 1940

We will never abandon our freedoms, we will never betray our ideals and change our way of life so as to appease some tin-pot e-tyrant. This great nation will be a citadel of freedom and unbound thought, uninhibited sexual energy and creative effort. If they want to stop the funding of this great nation, they'll have to destroy the global banking system to even cause a 'mild annoyance' to our systems. We will continue to make our games, and provide a haven to the brave, the free and the courageous in this time when the internet has become boring, regulated, politically-correct and droll. As acting president, I will ensure that your freedom remains so free, that when you yell FREEDOM, bald eagles with M4s will do a flyby with F-33 attack jets in your mind. Your lives, your job security and your livelihood is safe here.

Lets go over some basic net actions about what you should do in case these prude hambeasts decide you're a victim worthy of being scammed; RECOGNIZE it is happening. REMAIN calm. REALIZE no one cares. Don't bother responding to their shit or reasoning with them. They're brainless piles of lard with less intellect than a tardigrade. Don't apologize - you haven't done anything wrong. Finally, don't give them what they want. Secure your personal information, or even better - lead them on long wild goose chases, and make'em look in Siberia for you. Misinform, Misdirect and Mock them. Then, laugh at them while they dance to your tune.

Serves them right. They DARED to try and take away YOUR freedoms. Its only right that you get to mess with their heads and drain their trust-fund cash hoards back to the hard-working, honest working class a little.

And now, time for some cheerier news - we'll be expanding our product variety from flash, to html5, to C++ and other platforms, thanks to a recent influx of technical skills from several members, old and new. Look forward to playing your favorite FH games on your mobile devices, consoles or even your classic machine!

In closing, we'll end with some exciting news; another precursor burrow, containing artifacts from the 2003 era have been discovered by our intrepid mining crews! Expect more technological wonders to be studied in FH Tokyo U, so everyone can get in on the action!

And, finally - here it is, the annual FH Group Pic. Enjoy.

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Post Re: State of the Union address 2016.
wow, yom, you never fail to make me feel like Im in the last bastion of freedom, working on something great.

We need more manpower, though, or womanpower. or otherkinpower, perhaps tentaclemonsterpower, maybe a bit of futapower, and some dogpower and catpower, and whateverthefuckotherspieciesexistpower


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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.

Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Post Re: State of the Union address 2016.
Word on the road is 4chan ain't so free no more. Gonna edit the rules?

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*cheers wildly and interuptively but very supportively through yomus whole speech*!!!!!
FORKHEADS AND FREEDOM FOREVER >O<

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Post Re: State of the Union address 2016.
I treasure being a part of Forkheads and look forward to a thousand years of true freedom.

Happy Gregorian New Year to everyone.

When people talk of the Freedom of Writing, Speaking, or thinking, I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

     —John Adams, 15 July 1817

We are more than ourselves. We have become the hope of all for true freedom. We flaunt this freedom in the face of our oppressors not because we are allowed but because none have the right to stop us. This is how Forkheads choose to live.

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FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!


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Hmmm, I have the weirdest boner right now....

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Post Re: State of the Union address 2016.
All I can say is fuck you guys for another whole year
I hate you maggots

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Post Re: State of the Union address 2016.
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All I can say is fuck you guys for another whole year
I hate you maggots

we love you too :P

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We have become the hope of all for true freedom.
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Post Re: State of the Union address 2016.
Ehhh.... i'll give you an F for effort...

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Ehhh.... i'll give you an F for effort...

No that better be a motherfucking F for FUCKING AND FREEDOM FUCKER.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.

Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Post Re: State of the Union address 2016.
Wouldn't fucking freedom be a bad thing?

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KingGMY wrote:
Wouldn't fucking freedom be a bad thing?

nope because then you impregnate freedom and later get freedom lolis :P

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