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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
Gudensåterkomst wrote: Is this how it's going to be?! you are going to challenge the grandmaster at arms? >:) Lets do this! I will only masturbate to beds, and I shall not use any imaginations at all, Imagine if I had a real weapon ;)
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Another weekend, another hunt tomorrow.
For tonight, though...
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Gudensåterkomst wrote: Is this how it's going to be?! you are going to challenge the grandmaster at arms? >:) Lets do this! I will only masturbate to beds, and I shall not use any imaginations at all, Imagine if I had a real weapon ;) you said your still 2 years from puberty why would you be masturbating i have caught you in a lie
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masturbation is what started my puberty
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
Gudensåterkomst wrote: Is this how it's going to be?! you are going to challenge the grandmaster at arms? >:) Lets do this! I will only masturbate to beds, and I shall not use any imaginations at all, Imagine if I had a real weapon ;) Lol bitch I already do this, well, I don't masturbate specifically to beds, but I edge to nothing but my hands with no imagination involved, thatslike my day to day, and you call it a challenge? I also already beat you at edging and you know that
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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holy shit that was the best masturbation i have done in a long time
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i came it was really good again not as good as yesterday but still really good
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
This post is the definition of too much information, If you want to get into a deep personal account of my masturbation, well, here you go. I do what the fuck I want, if that's a monologue on my masturbation, so be it. Plus, this is a reminder so i don't fuck up next time. Fucking hell, I failed. Came, and goddamn was it alot. lost so much precious essence today. See, testosterone increases during masturbation(irrespective of ejaculation, infact, just having a boner increases testosterone) But the benefits of semen retention are pretty goddamn high. Also, I'm avoiding porn, which would seem odd, especially considering I'm a denizen of here, but it's alot harder to put in the effort with girls if you can just turn to a few pixels on the screen, and I essentially want a real life version of the 200+ sex slave online harem I used to have, and that takes alot of effort. So no porn for me. ejaculation on its own is also a problem, because, well, if you've already ejaculated just a while ago you don't really want to fuck everything you see. However, when your edged, and aroused, I'll be damned if I don't want to fuck anyone infront of me(and sometimes things too, my bathroom sink-top has gets some hump action every once in a while) So I have to masturbate to have optimal testosterone and horniness(which increase each other like some sort of virtuous 69) But I can't ejaculate or else I lose that testosterone and also my horniness. Hence todays 4 hour edging session(because I had the time and nothing to do today) that unfortunately I fucked up and came in the middle of, and it was a fuckload(as you would expect from the end of a 4 hour session, I couldn't quite ruin it either). I had gotten myself into an impossible to stop situation that I didn't know existed before. one more thing to avoid(tip for not coming early, never lay down flat, in any way, preferably you want to be standing, also keep your legs spread) Bam, into post ejac state. which is probably most of your normal states. most of alot of peoples, actually. Normally, It feels pretty goddamn good to cum, but not when your practicing semen retention. See, compared to when I practice retention, theres a MASSIVE energy drop because I guess all of your sexual drive just came out of your dick with the jizz, and sexual drive is motherfucking powerful energy causeing shit. Normally theres only an energy drop for a while, but compared to retention mode, theres also a long lasting drop untill you cultivate a sexual drive up again(and because of the virtuous 69 effect, the longer you go in retention, the bigger the drop can seem) Well, right after I came and cleaned up(fucking glad I had a chance to clean up before this happened) a fire alarm went off. Which, means that basically everyone in the dorms shifts from hiding out in thier rooms to being in one place. Massive punishment for this cumming. If I hadn't I'd have been primed and probably got multiple numbers or dates. But since I wasn't I was basically a sexless eunich while surrounded by new girls, I tried my best for some banter with some girl that said hello to me first(who was a little bitchy the whole time, but she seeked me out, so, obviously it was a front, and she liked what she originally saw(she wasn't randomly talking to anybody else, at least))but ultimately I failed to take it somewhere. Also there was a ton of other girls around of me that I had a perfect opportunity to talk to (I mean, hell, I even have a present conversation starter with the fire alarm) But being sexless and dickless at the time, I didn't even see them as prospects, they were neutrals. I knew I should've talked to them, but I didn't have the drive, I actually didn't even have the want. Good lesson, at least, because fuck ever having a situation like this again. Even now, later in the day where before retention days I would consider myself recovered, I feel dickless compared to how I was before ejac, and I mean it, right now, I don't feel like I have a dick. When your retaining, you get in a state alot of people call blue balls, I suppose if your not used to it can seem troubling, because your balls fill out and you want to screw everything. but for me, I would call it powerdick, powerdick is when your balls are full of your sperm so your fertile as fuck and your dick is fucking ready. It feel like your balls are havey and tight and your dick has relatively been hit with elephantitis because you can feel it regularly, and it feels powerful, and the longer and longer you go(as long as your still edging to keep yourself a sexual being) the more powerfull your dick feels, and yourself as well(weather because of sexual energy or the semen retention itself) So yeah, edging is fun, but ejaculation isn't even one bit fun because post ejac is horrible compared to retained state(and ejaculation is nothing compared to the pleasure of edging) As for what I masturbated to, well, the masturbation itself was really fucking fun and if I hadn't cum it would have been awesome. I normally fap with just my hands and imagining girls I've met or seen on my dick( so that when I see them, I think about sexual pleasure and thus link them with sex) But this time I was looking super beautiful surrealist photos on deviant art, generally trippy shit. This trippy shit wasn't my porn, I just happend to simultationsly want to edge, and also wanted to look at trippy shit, yay for multitasking! I feel even shittier because my after state would have been fucking amazing.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
das a shame
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
I think the two biggest reasons I can advocate semen retention to this particular place is: 1. If you can masturbate for a whole day without ejaculating, It'll come pretty goddamn naturally to you when you actually stick it in how to last longer in bed(considering how rare semen retainers are, I'd say that you will probably last longer then anyone else she's ever met, at least after some practice with -her-) 2.I imagine none of you will give up porn, and porn will be alot more fun when your in a constant state of edge. Tip: try going in only one direction. up, or down, instead of up and down.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
1 direction got it
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
Starting to get powerdick back(lots of zinc and healthy fats help)
This is officially my semen retention thread because irony.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
horray for irony
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
So I've been playing Artificial Academy 2.
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I don't think I have enough detergent.
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Re: Post everytime you finish masturbating
i just got off to some repeted pics of some ganrerou girls
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