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it hit me like a brick wall made of laughing gas I almost couldn't hold back thinking it up on the way back from work a few days back.
you've all probably heard of the children's novel Curious George, about the little monkey who is so curious he always gets into trouble and has to be bailed out by his owner "the man in the yellow hat". if you haven't go read it while it's still innocent in your eyes because I'm about to fuck-up some childhood memories.
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OK so you're back,
Introducing:
Furious George, the not so small, monstrously built, primate that's easily angered and lives (where else?) in the ghetto with a black man in an orange hat.
now please do imagine and design covers for these wonderful titles;
Furious George: That Funky Monkey
Furious George: Goes Bananas
Furious George: Goes Ape Shit
Furious George: Goes Monkey Nuts.
Furious George: Finds his Monkey Sequel; Furious George: Spanks his Monkey
Furious George: Whacks the Weasel
Furious George: Kills the Chicken
Furious George: Beats The Meat
Furious George: Makes his own 'Candy'
Furious George: Furiously Flings Poo
Furious George: Goes Sky High
Furious George: Up in Smoke
Furious George: Snorts Crack
Furious George: Goes to the Liquor Store
Furious George: "Will Suck Pole For Money"
Furious George: Goes to Rehab
Furious George: Joins the Mob
Furious George: Gets On the Shit again.
Furious George: Down in the Shitter.
Furious George: Spreads His Shit Around
Furious George: That Dirty Monkey
and many more delightful hits sure to be a part of every childhood.
EDIT: new title! sheesh it was obvious why didn't I think of it earlier:
Furious George: Monkey Business
Edit: New Title:
Furious George: The Monkey Junkie
Furious George: The Junkie Monkey
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