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 TRANSPORT DESIGN CHALLENGE 
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Post TRANSPORT DESIGN CHALLENGE
Youse fuckheads, I got a problem that is also yours and everyone else's problem.

fucking transportation cross the seas is fucking ripe shit yo. all we got is fucking planes and overpriced long ass ship journeys.

fuck that shit, I want something better.

who bettar than a fuckhead to make it?

ready, go.

seriously why are you still reading this? oh.. I forgot teh shit (he means teh rules)

Shit 0n3: it needs an explanation telling exactly how it works.
Shit t00: it can't be troll science, it actually needs to work or some dumb shit!
Shit 7#r33: you have to make a lame ass (but functional) small scale model of that shit. (you may use any suitable material you have available for the nonfunctional parts, remember part of functionality may be that is has to float so the fucking body of the shit might need to be made out of plastic wrap straws and glue or some dumb shit. Cuntsider it a Fuckheads arts and crafts session)
Shit F00r: post pictures or video if you can. if you can't, use an image editor or MSFUCKIGN FINGERPAINT to draw a diagram showing how real forces can be applied to cause real effects.
Shit F!\/3: Fuck the world's brain with it.

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Post Re: TRANSPORT DESIGN CHALLENGE
joshex wrote:
Shit t00: it can't be troll science, it actually needs to work or some dumb shit!


Highlighted the paradox for you.

Also, I'll throw something together.

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Post Re: TRANSPORT DESIGN CHALLENGE
YomToxic wrote:
joshex wrote:
Shit t00: it can't be troll science, it actually needs to work or some dumb shit!


Highlighted the paradox for you.

Also, I'll throw something together.


:errg welcome to fuckall my friend the land where sometimes troll science works! but here you have to explain it.

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Post Re: TRANSPORT DESIGN CHALLENGE
Monorail. This has already been invented.

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Kehmicle wrote:
Monorail. This has already been invented.


how would it get across the ocean? this is part of Shit 0n3.

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joshex wrote:
Kehmicle wrote:
Monorail. This has already been invented.


how would it get across the ocean? this is part of Shit 0n3.


Underground tunnels or ocean surface multi-wave drifting.

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Post Re: TRANSPORT DESIGN CHALLENGE
YomToxic wrote:
joshex wrote:
Kehmicle wrote:
Monorail. This has already been invented.


how would it get across the ocean? this is part of Shit 0n3.


Underground tunnels or ocean surface multi-wave drifting.


then it's a subway or train. but we must show how it can cross the ocean. I too thought a sea train might be the best option, but gettng it to work is more than just saying it, I don't think tunnels are a good idea (the ocean gets pretty deep and the pressure would be unberable and there's fucking big things that could crash into the tunnel and cause a disasterous flood. then theres earthquakes, same effect.

for ocean surface travel in theory it'd be faster if it had a rail because it would have a solid thing to help it fight the waves (kinda like holding onto the side of the pool when you're tired after you've been drowned by bullies. :P) the problem there is how do we do the track? if it's elevated and solid then we run a risk of the same problems of a tunnel, cracking and breaks in the track. if it bends with the ocean current that could feasibly work but would have to sit beneath the waves enough to avoid ships. it would also need sort of like a rollercoaster track where the train grabs hold of top and bottom, and would need more grip than just smooth metal wheels, might need a carbon coating or slight gearing. then there's pests to worry about, we all know shit's gonna try to grow on the track and that could cause accidents including stuck trains whiplash and even derailing.

one could use the rail as a mere guide system where the wheels don't actually clamp on fully all the time, and use sort of like a paddle wheel system or turbines on the wheels.

it could work as a train, but we'd also need to figure out the materials of the track, metal is costly and tends to eventually decay under sea creature pressure. I say plastic is the best bet. but it's not very strong, but it is rubbery and will bend with the current and deflect large obstacles. the train would also have to be sealed like a fucking submarine because it'd probably be about 10 meters below the waves most of the time.

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