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** this is fairly long, i know, but this section said "for a good no bullshit convo" so if ur not serious, go fuck yourself, ya twat! **

so, i recently finished a program at the YMCA which the government should make more of with a few adjustments. here's how it works...

it's for ages 15 to 25 and it goes on for 10 weeks. first 6 weeks are workshops on resume's, cover letters, interviews, shit like that and then getting WHMIS and first aid certificates.

for the last 4 weeks you do "job shadowing". i assume you're all pretty well educated gents, but for those who aren't here's what it is. you find somewhere hiring and the government subsidizes your wages for those 4 weeks if they "hire" you and afterwards they can give you the boot, or keep you on staff and start paying your wage themselves.

now to elaborate on what i said up top there.
first off, get rid of the age limits but still have a minimum. then, say we cut out the first 6 weeks altogether, except for minors or high school drop-outs, so people who already have those skills/certifications can skip to the good part, where looking for a job is as easy as getting one because hey, who doesn't like employees who've already been screened and that they dont have to pay?

if there was something like this in every city i think this would be great for the economy (i NEVER think about this kinda shit so I'm really fuckin surprised i did lol) because it would get people who've been looking for work but aren't qualified or simply having bad luck a job, and experience which would make them more employable even if they aren't kept longer than 4 weeks. since your money gets taken by the government before you get it anyways, and then they take even more when you spend it(fuckin tax bullshit), the money's really almost coming from, and going nowhere and at the same time the percentage of unemployed and homeless people would go down more in a couple months than it could in a few years at this rate.

there's AISH or welfare to try and keep people off the streets and fed but that's what the salvation army's for! they're just giving these people money for doing nothing! granted there ARE those who need it, like serious accident victims and the like, but most people on AISH or welfare don't need it (the ones that say "i cant work anymore because i broke my foot so cant lift as much anymore") FUCK THEM!!! THEY CAN DO OTHER THINGS!!! GET A DESK JOB, RETARD!!!!

but unlike those 2, this couldn't be abused by people who think they can get free money for nothing because if they did nothing they wouldn't get paid!


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You're joining a job welfare program? Make doubly sure not to get roped into loans and such.

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hey now, i like being on the streets and moneyless, but then again, thats a lifestyle choice of mine, and i dont take welfare, because i dont need money

being money free, this wouldnt help me

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YomToxic wrote:
You're joining a job welfare program? Make doubly sure not to get roped into loans and such.


nahh i looked over that paperwork like it was a life insurance policy or a cougar. check every line for something fishy and if its all good leave ur mark!

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Yeah, that's a good plan. Me, I treat such stuff like a live nuclear warhead from North Korea.

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Personally, I prefer to earn/filch my own way to wealth. I'm writing a book for the forkheads on this issue. I call it "Living the Dream - A guide to self-sufficiency".

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