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Author:  Pantsman [ Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:12 pm ]
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.... Maybe.

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A creature discovered by engineers building a dam in the Amazon is a type of caecilian, a limbless amphibian that resembles an earthworm or as some are noting, part of the male anatomy.

The animal was discovered while draining a portion of the Madeira River — a major tributary of the Amazon — for a controversial hydroelectric project. Six individuals were found according to biologist Julian Tupan, who identified the species as Atretochoana eiselti. Little else is known about the species, although it is thought to be aquatic and lacks lungs, breathing through its skin instead. Other individuals have been found in the mouth of the Amazon, more than 2,500 km away. Caecilians are typically predators, feeding on small fish, worms, and other aquatic invertebrates. They have poor eye-sight and navigate primarily though smell.

Atretochoana eiselti is the largest known caecilian, attaining a length of 75 cm (30 inches), or more than twice the size of the next-largest known species.
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Atretochoana eiselti's population status is unknown, but the area where it was mostly recently discovered will soon be impacted by the Santo Antonio Dam near Porto Velho in Rondonia. Environmentalists have criticized the project, noting it will flood rainforest and require degazetting a section of national park. Brazil is currently in the midst of a dam-building spree in the Amazon, with 30 dams on tap for 2020. Ecologists warn the dam-building activity could affect fish migration and nutrient flows through the Amazon basin.

SAUCE
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I hope this dam-building thing will not push through.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:41 pm ]
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NO, MY BABIES!

Author:  XxRandomKiwixX [ Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:49 pm ]
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Oh snap, I can see the incoming porn vids now ' - '

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:37 am ]
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I'm pretty sure that's just a deformed penis....

No, wait, maybe it's.....


Nope. It's a deformed penis.

Author:  Parpol [ Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:49 pm ]
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FATHER?

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:14 pm ]
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It is calling you home lolipurple.

Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:09 am ]
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If that is what you want, as your uncle, I cannot stop you, Loliparpol.

Fly home.

I'll.... see you around.

Author:  Parpol [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:04 pm ]
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And so, the quest to find Lolipurple's father began.
Newpurple took one last look at his home before they left together towards the sunset.

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:52 pm ]
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Story time?

Author:  Parpol [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:27 pm ]
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shit no. Fuck that. Lolipurple has no father. I refuse to acknowledge it.

Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:22 pm ]
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No, Newpurple. You are the father.

Author:  Parpol [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:25 pm ]
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Spoiler: show

Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:32 pm ]
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And so, Newpurple was a penis.

Author:  Parpol [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:18 pm ]
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some women call me a dick, so I guess that's true.

Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:20 pm ]
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That is fate.

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