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Author:  joshex [ Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:29 pm ]
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ok, I have decided to start a serious post chronicaling a list of bad luck, however I can't garauntee that I will be able to update the post because who knows if I can access my computer in event of bad times.

right so ok shit happens, let see shold I chronicle past shit or just start with the most recent shit.

don;t feel like typing the past shit so;

today I woke up and dad comes in telling me to get ready to go, mom had called and there was a job opening that called her and they (my parents) wanted me to apply instead before 2 pm, the job would be early in the morning where as my other job is during the night time until late night.

so it was a little inconvenient and would leave me less than 6 hours for sleep either side of the clock. and of coarse mom and dad would reqire me to do chores too even though they claim they wont if I have 2 jobs. I know they will.

heh they are already charging me for gas 5 dollars a ride to work and 5 dollars back...

well so ok I owe then 5000 for plane tickets to get me out of china and to britain so I could accompany my gf there.

ok I ended up typing past shit..

the current shit ahs to do with the job they wanted me to apply to today, it's not worth it, that job would only pay minimum wage and there would only be a few hours in it for me and I'd have to get up early and go to bed late cause of my other job as well.

so I get online to tell my girlfriend on skype where I will be that I am going to aply for a job, she video calls me and wants to show her work, and dad yells "what the fuck you don;t have time for that you need to go now"

and so my girl friend now doesn;t want to come visit for christmass and she has stopped thinking good about me, she has started worrying about the future, and she criticized me that the only jobs I can find are chef jobs, and that I don;t ahvea degree and that I don;t ahve my own place.

everything was fine until dad bitched abotu the job, everythng was fine until he yelled, I tried to calm my GF down I tried to tell her not to mind him, I even yelled back at my dad and pt him in his place about the inconvenience the job would cause and proved it wasn;t worth it.

just the latest drama, but it's so severe that it qualifies as 'shit' it truely is a case of severely bad luck.

Author:  Pantsman [ Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:32 pm ]
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I can't cook to save my life.

Author:  alphabit [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:01 am ]
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Family... sometimes it's not until you cut them off completely that you realise how incapable of connecting with them you always were.

Author:  Pantsman [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:08 am ]
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I'm quite happy with my family. :errg

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:45 pm ]
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"Sir. Are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?"
"Would you miss it?"

Author:  joshex [ Tue May 28, 2013 6:58 pm ]
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Shortpenguin wrote:
"Sir. Are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?"
"Would you miss it?"


nah I'm suggestign we write our names on it with a high powered lazer and draw a buttcrack and penises on the back side.

Author:  Pantsman [ Tue May 28, 2013 7:44 pm ]
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You can join our international megacorp. :P

Author:  Parpol [ Wed May 29, 2013 12:53 pm ]
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That sounds tough... You should probably try looking for one full job instead.

Also, this might help.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep

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