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Post HOLY SHIT NEWS! #118
Hell-O & Whalecum to the 118th edition of HSN!!!

- GREAT MOTHER OF FUCK!! IT'S EASTER ON APRIL FOOLS!!! I'd never thought shit like this would happen :P JESUS IS COMING... Nah bitch!

- Our dumbasses came up with a new online challenge, where you snort Condoms... inb4 L.A. Beast did it first, but that's besides the point. Are we now gonna age restrict Condoms to 21 now? Are we gonna lock up the Condoms like we did with the Tide Pods?!?! NIGGA, IF I WANNA FUCK A CHICK, EVEN IF IT'S ANAL, YA BOY GOTTA HAVE PROTECTION!!!

- Television Producer and Writer, Steven Bochco passed away today at 74 after a long battle with Leukemia. Bochco was best known for his show Hill Street Blues. May he rest in peace.

- Finally, seeing as how this HSN was short and queer, I'm gonna review Ready Player One! Based on the Novel of the same name, this film was awesome! I won't spoil anything, but there are things I would like to point out. As everyone knows, this is a Pop Culture fan's dream come true. There are MANY references to TV Shows, Comics, Movies, Games, you name it! The movie mostly takes place in the OASIS, a virtual reality world that swept the nation, a possible real world future as well.

The creator of the OASIS is dead and people fight to win the keys and get the Easter Egg. Meanwhile, this Corporate dude is trying to get the OASIS for himself. That's the short gist of it. The characters are likeable, especially Aech. The parts where they're in a certain movie starring Jack Nicholson and the final battle were the best. However, there are differences to this and the book. The most notable is the fact that Ultraman is not in the final battle. As you know, this is due to the legal battle between Tsuburaya and Chaiyo, so in his place was the Iron Giant.

I've heard the guy who wrote the book is working on a sequel, so let's hope there will be a follow up with more over the top action, and maybe Ultraman! I give it a 5/5!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna smoke weed in front of the Cops, only to find out I was smoking a leaf from a Tree!

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Trump golf club vandalized by red paint splashes.

Data breach @ Saks Fifth Avenue, Lord & Taylor stores.

Mexico says not not a beat pinata. Readies for some grisly undertakings.

Chinese space lab came back to orbit on the central South Pacific. Whatever happens, that's that for the landing. However, initial trajectory indicates a spiraling projectile of doom upon a nation. Whatever happens after this scenario (accommodation), will wrap up this episode.

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Trump might act for Russia, but not much evidence indicating of now on his person. There are enough to seen committed by others.

Trade vs. jobs. Oh noes!

Judge denies Manafort's claim of FBI abuse since the indictment may have hard evidence of crimes.

Border patrol!

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Dead doctor found in Atlanta river. Scary.

Illegal voting conspiracy?

Grilling for tariffs!

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Trump attacks Amazon instead of Wal-mart for some reason.

Arizona and Texas troopin' to the border.

I certainly smell a third Japanese broker between the tariff/trade war parties. Things should pan out fine should there be less political/military turmoil across the immediate region. Hehe.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #118
Facebook to send Cambridge Analytica data-use notices Monday. Nothing's safe, ain't it?

nk tells directly to us on the matter of possible mutual agreement on sole denuclearization between the affected parties. Conditions of discussion apply with the matter of privacy. Well, trust the sk to try strangling communications, muddling any attempt for any meaningful dialogue.

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Syria accuses Azazel of unprovoked attacks. US accuses Syria of chemical attacks. Iran steady on the nuclear deal.

Despite averting impending doom of a Chinese satellite, lead contamination from rusty pipes plagues the state of Michigan.

Possible illegal/legal seizure over the case of Stormy Daniels. Not sure if there's a precedence/reasonable suspicion/probable cause/jurisprudence or beyond reasonable doubt in the terms of immediate or impending danger leading to catastrophic massive loss/threat/harm of lives. However, if there's enough going on, it's going on.
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Apparently, things are taking step by step, grilling along the way for this strange incident. The focus is apparently over any correlated Russian incidents during or prior the election.

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Paid version of facebook for extra privileges? What the fuck?

NATO members are getting down (discussing) at Syria's chemical weapons.

California approves border patrol participation.

China to produce autos despite a lack of global regulations and standards. We'll see if they can hold up to par.

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So Donald Trump getting down with Amazon by fixing up for a competitive US Postal Service because it (Amazon) is a branch with its counterpart Washington Post, a press critical of Trump's moves/associates. No need to be fussy. It's ain't Stalin time, ain't it?

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