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Post Holy Shit News! Main Office.
Yes, its in the library. It's a perfect place to set up the HSN office building! Why? Just look at the sort of books we have on stock! It's the perfect home for a newspaper as EPIC as HOLY SHIT NEWS!

Now on the Stands - HOLY SHIT NEWS, #37 - 11 September 2016

Archive of older HOLYSHITNEWS!
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HOLY SHIT NEWS #36 PDF - 7 September 2016

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They layout, more than one writer, the nrew logo, Hulk Hogan... IT'S PERFECT :')

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They layout, more than one writer, the nrew logo, Hulk Hogan... IT'S PERFECT :')


We need to recruit more writers.

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i wish i could speak engrlish let alone write


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dietcoke wrote:
i wish i could speak engrlish let alone write


Excuses, excuses! :mrgreen

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Youtube goes full 1984 with "Youtube (an)heroes!"

As if YouTube wasn't already a cesspool of self-important, flag-happy, newspeak-obsessed special snowflakes, YouTube's 2016 idea was to give these people even more power. If you help by reporting videos you don't like you can earn privileges to mass flag videos.

YouTube Hero Perks:

Level 1 (0-9 points): Flag videos you don't like. Or write shitty subtitles, because we know that YouTube commenters are literary scholars. You also get a shitty dashboard.
Level 2 (10-99 points): Join exclusive workshop AND google+ hangouts. You only have to pay admission and transport.
Level 3 (100-399 points): You get to mass flag videos you don't like and delete comments that disagree with you. Not at all abusable.
Level 4 (400-999 points): See what shit YouTube will try to enforce before anyone else. You also get to exclusively tell YouTube staff directly that they are fucking useless at their jobs and they should kill themselves.
Level 5 (1000+ points): Test what level 4 only get to see. Also you can apply for the "Heroes Summit" but no one has any idea what the fuck that is.

... and then some sjws who cooked up this system get blocked first for promoting terrorism.

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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/ ... ack-attack

STOLEN ACCOUNTS?! ITS OVER 500 million!!!!

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big news! the hentai site pururin has returned from the dead! http://pururin.us/

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big news! the hentai site pururin has returned from the dead! http://pururin.us/


I can tell... all the links at the bottom are the same, regardless... HOLY SHIT!

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https://techcrunch.com/2016/09/22/kids- ... brix-kits/

Does this count? I think this is amazing.

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Natsuki wrote:
https://techcrunch.com/2016/09/22/kids-can-build-a-lego-drone-with-flybrix-kits/

Does this count? I think this is amazing.


Yeap. Welcome aboard!

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In other news

"We are moving from cafepress and we want YOU to design the next-generation FH merch!" (04:16:39) SomebodyElse: OH! HSN shirts too.

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Post Re: Holy Shit News! Main Office.
YomToxic wrote:
dietcoke wrote:
i wish i could speak engrlish let alone write


Excuses, excuses! :mrgreen

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Youtube goes full 1984 with "Youtube (an)heroes!"

As if YouTube wasn't already a cesspool of self-important, flag-happy, newspeak-obsessed special snowflakes, YouTube's 2016 idea was to give these people even more power. If you help by reporting videos you don't like you can earn privileges to mass flag videos.

YouTube Hero Perks:

Level 1 (0-9 points): Flag videos you don't like. Or write shitty subtitles, because we know that YouTube commenters are literary scholars. You also get a shitty dashboard.
Level 2 (10-99 points): Join exclusive workshop AND google+ hangouts. You only have to pay admission and transport.
Level 3 (100-399 points): You get to mass flag videos you don't like and delete comments that disagree with you. Not at all abusable.
Level 4 (400-999 points): See what shit YouTube will try to enforce before anyone else. You also get to exclusively tell YouTube staff directly that they are fucking useless at their jobs and they should kill themselves.
Level 5 (1000+ points): Test what level 4 only get to see. Also you can apply for the "Heroes Summit" but no one has any idea what the fuck that is.

... and then some sjws who cooked up this system get blocked first for promoting terrorism.

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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/ ... ack-attack

STOLEN ACCOUNTS?! ITS OVER 500 million!!!!

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yahoo just had a breach too, got 500 mil accounts hacked on their watch. asses, made me change my password.

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"YOUTUBE! *everybody laughs*

Youtube has been on a drunken binge lately and everyone has been trying to tell it to calm down and go home. You're too drunk Youtube, just... just stop it!

The latest fiasco is a little something Youtube has called (read this in an epic comic book voice) YOUTUBE HEROES!!!

Where to even fucking begin?! This is a train wreck on every possible level.

First off they seem to be promoting a paranoid 1950's cold war mindset. "Spy on your neighbors comrade, you will be rewarded for your diligence." You actually get points for this. This is basically validating trolling and/or social justice warrioring.

The An Heroes Youtube video itself this thing has about 16,000 likes versus 600,000 dislikes. Not only that but the comments section has been disabled. Now isn't that delicious irony for you? These are the very same people you're counting on moderating your shit. It's an omen of things to come."

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rated [ Weeaboo]

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/27/luxur ... index.html

I wondered where I lost those. 300 400 AD, sounds about right.

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[SWF] but primarily for po po piggy.

nah, I'm not anti cop, I love cops, just not as much as they love doughnuts. :errg

So heres the scoop; Dunkin Doughnuts recently launched an add where what looks like a boston creme or custard filled had been half coated in chocolate as per normal, and a sugar powered plain had been forced through the steps of a full submersion of a sugar bath.

the caption read "if brown chocolate is half beautiful, then white sugar coating is full beauty"

the advert has been taken to have racial implications by :black and DD had been forced to remove the add.

I'd like to create a restaurant called CFK and sell a 50 piece bucket of chicken with a side of corn bread, chitlins and watermellon with a free 2L grape soda, and call it the Nigga Bucket Combo, and then see what kind of firestorm it starts.

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http://thenextweb.com/apple/2016/09/30/ ... teel-ball/

oh Oui!

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http://www.wcyb.com/news/tennessee/john ... t/99584563

HOLY SHIT! A brother has been arrested while making the mourning rounds rituals for Our Brother May he Rest in Bananas Harambe, and charged with 'intimidation'. "Dicks out for Harambe" is a religious ritual in which the mourner hands out bananas to the grieving public. The looters were so offended by simple human charity and compassion! What next, is being happy a crime?

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